OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

#ff me in2 mental illness

yeah when I posted in fyad circa like 2004-2005 they kinda took some stuff seriously, like it was all trying to get people banned and that was it. all that creepy net detective stuff always seemed strange to me

ivestigating is fun I think is what it comes down to, tho I dont actually know what you're talking abt, we researched a guys life here once

Yeah, but iirc, it was just research and you never did anything with it like contacting him or goading him into killing himself. Tiny difference imho.

tbf I did later goad him into killing himself I just never told Ilx abt it

last thing I remember was all the Flying Squid stuff which toed the line between "this guy really deserves this" and "maybe everyone needs to cool down and stop taking this shit so seriously"

man every time I think abt how that army guy wouldnt tell us who the other guy was I get so mad

ivestigating is fun I think is what it comes down to, tho I dont actually know what you're talking abt, we researched a guys life here once

― lag∞n, Monday, January 30, 2012 3:41 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_flesh_search_engine

man every time I think abt how that army guy wouldnt tell us who the other guy was I get so mad

― lag∞n, Monday, January 30, 2012 3:45 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wth are you talking about? Either I totally missed this or it was before my time.

so not gonna happen, stop researching my life

is everything ok with utilitylimb?

UtilityLimb: Those [ANCIENT RUINS] to the north were once the [GREAT SOCIAL MEDIA TEMPLE]. I hear there are [TREASURES] inside which [DELAY THE SADNESS].
UtilityLimb: Depression shakes his head. "I'm lost just like you, dude. I can't escape death either." He resumes crushing you and fostering media content

sad :(

utilitylimb is definitely the most schopenhauerian

famouscrab is like a lesser xerox of wolf pupy

<3 utilitylimb

seriously. i'm sure like everything else the critique will inevitably be assimilated and it'll become repetitive and tedious but at this particular moment it resonates w/ me like nothing else...

i have no idea what any of this is. like it seems intriguing but also time consuming.

^^

http://twitter.com/#!/UtilityLimb/status/164533253800337408

@UtilityLimb
bandit
i just make dog jokes for attention. i don't know what they are or where one stops & another begins in that weird mass that replaced the sea

the bib and it is really tops recently, every one a winner

yeah bandit has been on a serious roll, hes not even funny anymore just ~~mind-expanding~~

often I find myself lost in a reverie thinking about a utility limb tweet.

truth flood

http://i.imgur.com/E4t5H.png

aw RIP tree bro

it tends to be hit-or-miss but i'm still glad topical voldemort exists.

these just get more amazing.

@UtilityLimb
bandit
What society thinks I do: [THE ABYSS, GAZING BACK]. What I REALLY do: [IT DOES NOT RETURN THE GAZE. WE HAVE NO COMPANION, NOT EVEN THE VOID]

ha

any non-SA funny twitters?

yeah, @sadnesspolice

a lot of twetcrew is not actually goons

bandit
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studied abroad? *grins* yeah, i've studied a broad... variety of this world's offerings and found no solution to my inescapable mortality ;)

really is a tweeter for our times

wolf puppy ‏ @wolfpupy Close
>Combine Hair + Sand >Eat "I don't think I can eat this" >Eat

UtilityLimb: Affluent man peers into dead friend's tomb, gasps. The items are gone. They have accompanied him to the next world. Miracle. Credits roll.

the first time he's moved from the sublime to the mundane instead of from the mundane to the sublime? feels monumental...

mordy

whiny

american military intervention definitely solves humanitarian problems instead of causing them. this has been proven time and time again, and is a matter of historical record. wait... what the... *twilight zone music fills everyones ears*

― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, March 9, 2012 7:32 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― beachville, Friday, March 9, 2012 8:10 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

@UtilityZinn

― kony indie fuxx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, March 9, 2012 9:31 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

http://gunshowcomic.com/comics/20110701-didellodidello.png

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Q4kEjO2tXAE/TzY92lTyaBI/AAAAAAAAII0/Bz7-vXWOgjQ/s1600/tumblr_lpic6bvSna1qj6sk2o1_500.jpg

http://twitter.com/#!/johncusack/status/178900441491443712

http://twitter.com/#!/wolfpupy/status/178913594900086784

awesome:

http://twitter.com/#!/wolfpupy/status/177726477075365888

wolfpupy is awesome

should go to bed now b/c that was a great way to end a sunday

@dril: WELL I PRINTED OUT MY RESUME, DUNNO WHAT ILL DO WITH THESE OTHER 4999 BOXES OF PROFESSIONAL "IF YOUR A HATER DONT READ THIS" STATIONERY

@mana_horse has been variously cracking me up and giving me stuff to think about lately.

Which one of you is @JNicholsonReal?

holy christ @CNNNewsUSA

CNN News USA ‏ @CNNNewsUSA Reply Retweeted Favorite · Open
"I DUnno Barack I Think It's Mustard" Says Joe Bidend As He Continues To eat Fistfuls Of Dirty Water

UtilityLimb: being caught by the Sufferluffagus is a much more precise and detailed agony than the dreamlike violence of Big Blurred

http://twitter.com/#!/Favstar/status/185502247457783808