the wit & wisdom of mr snrub

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haha unloved season zing one of the all-time greats

my teeth are horrible, I'm gaining weight, I don't understand twelve-tone (dubpl, Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

a rich thread

am0n (am0n), Friday, 5 January 2007 00:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Because everyone in the entire world is stupid except me, Pieces of the People We Love was a commercial disaster (peaked at #113, it did). Woe be the dance-punk genre if this equally fantastic album suffers a similar fate. Sigh.

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...), January 5th, 2007 11:28 PM. (Mr. Snrub) (later)

"dance punk genre"

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), January 5th, 2007 11:33 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (later)

Or whatever the fuck it's called.

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...), January 5th, 2007 11:34 PM. (Mr. Snrub) (later)

I call it "flavor of the month" (this month: "freak folk")

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), January 5th, 2007 11:37 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (later)

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.mvps.org/st-software/Movie_Collection/images/7423f.jpg

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:49 (seventeen years ago) link

^^ lol

database update failed (sanskrit), Saturday, 6 January 2007 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

http://michael.ellerman.id.au/misc/Rumsfeld-Saddam.jpg

‘•’u (gear), Saturday, 6 January 2007 01:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't know where else to ask this but is that "Louis Jagger" and if not is Louis Jagger a real poster and what is he notorious for. I read ILX a lot but I feel like I'm being punked whenever I hear him referenced? I would ask on the main board but I don't want to cause a dust up. Thanks in advance

A B C (sparklecock), Saturday, 6 January 2007 04:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I like to think that he is a computer program set up by someone with a cruel sense of humor.

Beth S. (Ex Leon), Saturday, 6 January 2007 05:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean like to my knowledge I have never read a post of his. Does he use a name that is not "Louis Jagger?"

A B C (sparklecock), Saturday, 6 January 2007 06:17 (seventeen years ago) link

there are actually two of him now!

mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Saturday, 6 January 2007 06:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Well that is just neat

A B C (sparklecock), Saturday, 6 January 2007 06:28 (seventeen years ago) link

this is the mr. snrub thread not the louis jagger thread

am0n (am0n), Saturday, 6 January 2007 06:52 (seventeen years ago) link

How the hell could I have forgotten Idlewild?

They release an album only slightly less-gooder than their last album (still one of the greatest double albums ever made) and all of a sudden everybody is just supposed to completely and totally ignore/hate OutKast now???

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...)

and what (ooo), Saturday, 6 January 2007 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

his world is falling apart around him

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 6 January 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Revive!
HOW the FUCK did Incubus's new album get to number one on the Billboard charts a couple weeks ago?? Seriously, how did this happen?? Did Sandbox ILM ever have a thread about this?? This is just insane!!

Incubus?? Fucking INCUBUS?!?!? All I know about Incubus is they had that one hit "Drive" LIKE TEN FUCKING YEARS AGO!!!! And then all of a sudden they release the number one album in the country???? Zuh???

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...) (webmail), January 3rd, 2007 2:36 PM. (Mr. Snrub) (later) (link)

mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Sunday, 7 January 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

!
?? ?? ?? !!
?? ?!?!? !!!! ???? ???

PRKLTR (flezaffe), Sunday, 7 January 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

rock critics & the art of pretend irritation

m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 7 January 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

"critics"

I like the implication that if wasn't discussed in the sandbox, well, it just didn't happen

dmr (Renard), Monday, 8 January 2007 00:53 (seventeen years ago) link

"what happens in the sandbox, stays in the sandbox"

the alex in sf/al one-two upthread kills me every time.

slackety yax (H2-H4), Monday, 8 January 2007 01:01 (seventeen years ago) link

there was that one guy from so solid crew.
-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...), January 11th, 2007.

Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 11 January 2007 08:11 (seventeen years ago) link

He just started posting on another forum I read every once in awhile. OH NOES!

N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't like PJ Harvey or any of her records because her voice is SO FUCKING ANNOYING. Just like Liz Phair and Tori Amos and other enemies of the human race.
-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...), March 7th, 2004 8:23 PM.

deej.. (deej..), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Snrub OTM.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

that could be the first time

cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I only clock crazy dollars because the cost of living here in Ohio is so damn cheap. And I rarely buy anything, so I put a lot in the bank. Now it's gotten to the point where I can survive OK for awhile if I get fired.
-- Mr. Snrub


soooo...either
a)elaborate backstory for fake screen name or
b)he's not who sanskrit said he is

m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 14 January 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i've seen the ohio mention before. who did sanskrit say he was??

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 14 January 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

nyt critique ks

m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 14 January 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Lex is a ricer though so it's OK.

-- Dom Passantino (juror...) (webmail), July 28th, 2006 10:09 AM. (Dom Passantino) (link)

What the fuck is a ricer? A Chinaman?

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...) (webmail), July 28th, 2006 10:10 AM. (Mr. Snrub) (link)


this is still one of my favorite exchanges in ilx history

and what (ooo), Sunday, 14 January 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

ha. i forgot that "unloved season" was straight out of Moonraker.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 14 January 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

nyt critique ks

omg that would be wonderful.

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 14 January 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

b)he's not who sanskrit said he is

for a second i too was wondering what had been said.

yeah, that was just a rumor someone else started that i tried to perpetuate (along with a few other folks).

tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Sunday, 14 January 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't fucking stand Elvis Costello.

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...), January 15th, 2007.

mattp (fauxhemian), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:12 (seventeen years ago) link

"Deeper and Deeper" is about being gay???

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...) (webmail), April 5th, 2005 7:00 PM. (Mr. Snrub)

am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, you said "psychedelic", so I expected like really loud guitar hammer-ons and crazy LSD lyrics and shit.

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...) (webmail), January 9th, 2006 9:52 PM. (Mr. Snrub)

am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Good heavens! What is with that picture of the African guy upthread with the enormous mouth? That's the creepiest-looking thing I've ever seen!!

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...) (webmail), June 13th, 2006 9:23 PM. (Mr. Snrub)

am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:24 (seventeen years ago) link

from most humorless man (or woman) on ILM:

The one that said "Mr. Snrub you are a motherfucking idiot and with every post you make I believe this more and more."

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...) (webmail), September 16th, 2005 2:24 PM. (Mr. Snrub) (link)

you're gonna have to be more specific than that snrub!

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), September 16th, 2005 2:27 PM. (papa la bas)

am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I wish he stuck to guns and named the new album Nigger like he said he would.

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...) (webmail), October 12th, 2006 8:45 PM. (Mr. Snrub)

am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish he stuck to guns :)

friday on the porch (lfam), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't know why there's such a big fuss about this. I mean, it's not like anybody can understand what the hell these dancehall guys are singing anyway.

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...) (webmail), January 18th, 2006 9:44 PM. (Mr. Snrub)

hyuk

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...) (webmail), January 18th, 2006 10:02 PM. (tracerhand)

Snrub strikes again.

-- deej.. (clublonel...) (webmail), January 18th, 2006 10:09 PM. (deej..)

am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 06:55 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, that was just a rumor someone else started that i tried to perpetuate (along with a few other folks).

hook, line and sinker ;-)

m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 10:54 (seventeen years ago) link

:0

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Why does everybody hate Joe Buck? He seems to me like a real nice man. (shrug)

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...) (webmail), January 21st, 2007 7:29 PM. (Mr. Snrub)

am0n (am0n), Monday, 22 January 2007 01:37 (seventeen years ago) link

he got the yellow card for that

‘•’u (gear), Monday, 22 January 2007 01:52 (seventeen years ago) link

awesome!

horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 22 January 2007 01:55 (seventeen years ago) link

nice

am0n (am0n), Monday, 22 January 2007 03:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't fucking stand Elvis Costello.

THIS IS PURE WISDOM

the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 22 January 2007 04:03 (seventeen years ago) link

the 'ricer' one has always stayed with me, too..

the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 22 January 2007 04:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Man, what is with you Brits and your fucking class system hate? I can't believe some of this shit I'm reading. "I hate people on class lines, not ethnic ones."??? "bastard went to westminster school for fuck's sake. BURN"???

Fucking hateful cunts.

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...), January 22nd, 2007. (Mr. Snrub) (later)

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 22 January 2007 23:58 (seventeen years ago) link

No "Deep Cover"?? I mean, jeez, it';s only THE GREATEST THING THE GOOD DOCTOR HAS EVER DONE!!! Not to mention the fact that it was the debut of MY FAVORITE RAPPER OF ALL TIME, Mr. Snoop.
-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...), September 28th, 2003 3:26 PM.

deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 00:09 (seventeen years ago) link

the wit & wisdom of mr snoop

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 00:16 (seventeen years ago) link

yrutdmv

From the novel "Spinster Dinner" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 January 2011 05:35 (thirteen years ago) link

pretty inspiring that snrub is still up and at em imo

i guess you are the fattest and the ugliest (Matt P), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link

inspires me to sb him

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link

two years pass...

TV On The Radio - Return To Cookie Mountain
Against Me! - New Wave
TV On The Radio - Dear Science
Animal Collective – Merriweather Post Pavillion
Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Fucked Up - David Comes To Life
Frank Ocean – Channel Orange

^^^ I've never heard any of these. Are any of them any good?

The 2000s list looks so different from the 90s one.

― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, October 17, 2013 3:07 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

#SnrubLife

― J0rdan S., Thursday, October 17, 2013 3:12 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wolff@Inquisitr.com (Matt P), Thursday, 17 October 2013 22:25 (ten years ago) link

six months pass...

US #3 Hits (1998 and 1999)

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:30 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

What... the... fuck...

― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, August 6, 2014 2:43 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 22:15 (nine years ago) link

I don't know where else to ask this but is that "l0u1s jagg3r" and if not is l0u1s jagg3r a real poster and what is he notorious for. I read ILX a lot but I feel like I'm being punked whenever I hear him referenced? I would ask on the main board but I don't want to cause a dust up. Thanks in advance
― A B C (sparklecock), Saturday, 6 January 2007 04:52 (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 23:16 (nine years ago) link

two years pass...

everything old is new again

mark s, Friday, 10 March 2017 22:08 (seven years ago) link

I don't know where else to ask this but is that "l0u1s jagg3r" and if not is l0u1s jagg3r a real poster and what is he notorious for. I read ILX a lot but I feel like I'm being punked whenever I hear him referenced? I would ask on the main board but I don't want to cause a dust up. Thanks in advance
― A B C (sparklecock), Saturday, 6 January 2007 04:52 (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Friday, 10 March 2017 23:10 (seven years ago) link

hi deems, it's quiet down here isn't it

mark s, Friday, 10 March 2017 23:12 (seven years ago) link

I have faith, quietly. The leaves are turning in their own time.

brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Friday, 10 March 2017 23:13 (seven years ago) link

Sparklecock's post will never not reduce me to tears of laughter.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 10 March 2017 23:19 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

there it is

mark s, Thursday, 11 May 2017 18:10 (six years ago) link

six years pass...

snrub life across the belly
I prove you lost already

mh, Friday, 1 September 2023 23:38 (seven months ago) link

five months pass...

What in God’s name do you people hear in this generic shitmusic? Just the blandest pop music I’ve heard in quite some time with high school poetry lyrics. Granted I’ve only heard the “You’re a… dreamcrusher” one and “Get Him Back”, but still. WORST CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED ARTIST EVER OF THE DECADE EVER.

― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, February 28, 2024 7:44 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

jaymc, Thursday, 29 February 2024 01:51 (one month ago) link

finally, one man is brave enough to stand up

Morris O’Shea Salazar (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 February 2024 07:39 (one month ago) link

Against Me! - New Wave

^^^ I've never heard any of these. Are any of them any good?

― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, October 17, 2013 3:07 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

has to be one of the last times anybody mentioned against me!'s "new wave" album

"transgender dysphoria blues" came out in jan 2014

laura jane grace was already out by oct 2013, though, right? was against me! that well-known a band in '13, or was "new wave" being on this list more of a "oh wow we should really give this stuff another listen" thing?

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 29 February 2024 13:53 (one month ago) link

New Wave was Spin's #1 album of 2007, fwiw

jaymc, Thursday, 29 February 2024 14:04 (one month ago) link

good to know. i was kind of out of it for most of the '00s and didn't really know what was going on. took a gap(dy) decade.

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 29 February 2024 14:33 (one month ago) link


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