@UtilityLimbbanditi just make dog jokes for attention. i don't know what they are or where one stops & another begins in that weird mass that replaced the sea
― dayo, Saturday, 4 February 2012 14:19 (twelve years ago) link
the bib and it is really tops recently, every one a winner
― dayo, Saturday, 4 February 2012 14:22 (twelve years ago) link
yeah bandit has been on a serious roll, hes not even funny anymore just ~~mind-expanding~~
― max, Saturday, 4 February 2012 14:56 (twelve years ago) link
often I find myself lost in a reverie thinking about a utility limb tweet.
― kid steel (cajunsunday), Saturday, 4 February 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link
truth flood
― Lamp, Saturday, 4 February 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/E4t5H.png
aw RIP tree bro
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Sunday, 5 February 2012 17:38 (twelve years ago) link
it tends to be hit-or-miss but i'm still glad topical voldemort exists.
― ban opinions (reddening), Monday, 6 February 2012 05:15 (twelve years ago) link
these just get more amazing.
@UtilityLimbbanditWhat society thinks I do: [THE ABYSS, GAZING BACK]. What I REALLY do: [IT DOES NOT RETURN THE GAZE. WE HAVE NO COMPANION, NOT EVEN THE VOID]
― s.clover, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:01 (twelve years ago) link
ha
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago) link
any non-SA funny twitters?
― trivial fursuit (m bison), Saturday, 25 February 2012 04:46 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, @sadnesspolice
― flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, 25 February 2012 13:33 (twelve years ago) link
a lot of twetcrew is not actually goons
― max, Saturday, 25 February 2012 13:37 (twelve years ago) link
bandit @UtilityLimb Follow studied abroad? *grins* yeah, i've studied a broad... variety of this world's offerings and found no solution to my inescapable mortality ;)
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:06 (twelve years ago) link
really is a tweeter for our times
― flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:11 (twelve years ago) link
wolf puppy @wolfpupy Close>Combine Hair + Sand >Eat "I don't think I can eat this" >Eat
― kid steel (cajunsunday), Saturday, 25 February 2012 17:51 (twelve years ago) link
UtilityLimb: Affluent man peers into dead friend's tomb, gasps. The items are gone. They have accompanied him to the next world. Miracle. Credits roll.
the first time he's moved from the sublime to the mundane instead of from the mundane to the sublime? feels monumental...
― Mordy, Friday, 9 March 2012 03:57 (twelve years ago) link
mordy
― kony indie fuxx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 9 March 2012 04:39 (twelve years ago) link
whiny
― Mordy, Friday, 9 March 2012 04:40 (twelve years ago) link
american military intervention definitely solves humanitarian problems instead of causing them. this has been proven time and time again, and is a matter of historical record. wait... what the... *twilight zone music fills everyones ears*
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, March 9, 2012 7:32 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― beachville, Friday, March 9, 2012 8:10 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
@UtilityZinn
― kony indie fuxx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, March 9, 2012 9:31 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark
― flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:35 (twelve years ago) link
http://gunshowcomic.com/comics/20110701-didellodidello.png
― the dried stigmas of the saffron crocus (get bent), Saturday, 10 March 2012 05:27 (twelve years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Q4kEjO2tXAE/TzY92lTyaBI/AAAAAAAAII0/Bz7-vXWOgjQ/s1600/tumblr_lpic6bvSna1qj6sk2o1_500.jpg
― the Hilary Clinton of Ghostface Killahs (Phil D.), Saturday, 10 March 2012 12:39 (twelve years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/johncusack/status/178900441491443712
― markers, Monday, 12 March 2012 02:38 (twelve years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/wolfpupy/status/178913594900086784
― markers, Monday, 12 March 2012 02:39 (twelve years ago) link
awesome:
http://twitter.com/#!/wolfpupy/status/177726477075365888
― s.clover, Monday, 12 March 2012 03:14 (twelve years ago) link
wolfpupy is awesome
― arsenio and old ma$e (m bison), Monday, 12 March 2012 03:22 (twelve years ago) link
should go to bed now b/c that was a great way to end a sunday
― free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Monday, 12 March 2012 04:14 (twelve years ago) link
@dril: WELL I PRINTED OUT MY RESUME, DUNNO WHAT ILL DO WITH THESE OTHER 4999 BOXES OF PROFESSIONAL "IF YOUR A HATER DONT READ THIS" STATIONERY
― arsenio and old ma$e (m bison), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 03:37 (twelve years ago) link
@mana_horse has been variously cracking me up and giving me stuff to think about lately.
― Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
Which one of you is @JNicholsonReal?
― polyphonic, Monday, 26 March 2012 22:09 (twelve years ago) link
holy christ @CNNNewsUSA
CNN News USA @CNNNewsUSA Reply Retweeted Favorite · Open"I DUnno Barack I Think It's Mustard" Says Joe Bidend As He Continues To eat Fistfuls Of Dirty Water
― althea and (donna rouge), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 04:57 (twelve years ago) link
UtilityLimb: being caught by the Sufferluffagus is a much more precise and detailed agony than the dreamlike violence of Big Blurred
― Mordy, Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:13 (twelve years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/Favstar/status/185502247457783808
― markers, Friday, 30 March 2012 02:09 (twelve years ago) link
feel like @DRAKE_THOUGHTS is a distillation of my essence
― arsenio and old ma$e (m bison), Friday, 30 March 2012 02:42 (twelve years ago) link
many lols @ this
― ralphs vons williams (get bent), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link
think markers took over @dinkmagic
― dayo, Sunday, 1 April 2012 12:43 (twelve years ago) link
having a banner day today, finally made a Dustin Hoffman/69 boyz joke that I've been dreaming of
― arsenio and old ma$e (m bison), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:11 (twelve years ago) link
anyone know why wolfpupy's account is locked
― markers, Monday, 9 April 2012 01:31 (twelve years ago) link
@dogboner with a gem
http://i.imgur.com/NbYLG.png
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link
'nannigans
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 9 April 2012 22:42 (twelve years ago) link
aw man. RIP @HellDudeREAL
that was one hilarious day. hope some of you got to see. was a creation of @ahuj9, apparently.
― andrew m., Friday, 13 April 2012 16:49 (twelve years ago) link
mark today as the day twitterppl started paying attention to me bc of this twit: https://t.co/cLj7TGuI
― arsenio and old ma$e (m bison), Saturday, 14 April 2012 02:14 (twelve years ago) link
@HellDudeREAL is back!
― andrew m., Saturday, 14 April 2012 04:01 (twelve years ago) link
this is kind of amazing
https://twitter.com/#!/pentametron
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 15 April 2012 07:39 (twelve years ago) link
agree but algorithm needs tweaking to recognise emoticons
― conrad, Sunday, 15 April 2012 09:13 (twelve years ago) link
I call bullshit, some of those are dactyls and trochees.
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Sunday, 15 April 2012 12:20 (twelve years ago) link
pretty awesome
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 April 2012 14:27 (twelve years ago) link
that's lovely
― ogmor, Sunday, 15 April 2012 15:35 (twelve years ago) link
― conrad, Sunday, April 15, 2012 5:13 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
it does!
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 15 April 2012 16:28 (twelve years ago) link
wint @dril Closethe moment you realize that every piece of furniture you own is just a man in a zentai suit stuck in a rigid pose and they all flee at once
― dayo, Saturday, 28 April 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link
@UtilityLimbopen a girl twit pic and click expand. it make her grow from mere notion of what you can't have to real embodiment of what you can't have :]
― Mordy, Thursday, 3 May 2012 02:32 (eleven years ago) link