Brandi from storage wars does she have kids? And are hers breasts real?

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What text message will give a guy a boner

Must be 18+: Text messages to get a guy fired up for sex include: “I’m so turned on right now thinking about you.” “How am I ever going to decide where to lick you first?” “We're definitely leaving the lights on tonight.” “I’ve been thinking all day long about ravaging your body.” “Tonight I want you to sit back, close your eyes, and let me do everything.” “Take off your clothes, turn on the music, and wait for me.” “I would feel so safe lying beneath you.” “Let's go get some barbecue and get busy.”

dell (del), Sunday, 5 February 2012 03:31 (twelve years ago) link

What is the best yugioh deck today?

There is absolutely no "best" Yu-Go-Oh deck! You have to build a deck that fits your style. Some say that the best deck must have a skull dice & a womboku!

an a drive (los blue jeans), Sunday, 5 February 2012 03:34 (twelve years ago) link

thanks for the info on vampire zom bies , that is news i can use

an a drive (los blue jeans), Sunday, 5 February 2012 03:36 (twelve years ago) link

Is nicki minaj biosexaual

Nicki is 24 years old and currently does not have any kids. She was born and raised Queens New York.

an a drive (los blue jeans), Sunday, 5 February 2012 03:38 (twelve years ago) link

Why do shoes make poor debaters?

Shoes make poor debaters because they're easily suede! The sound of the shoe material called suede sounds a lot like the word "swayed," and a good debater isn't easily swayed! Another punny answer could be: Because when they're properly laced up, their tongues are tied. It's pretty hard to debate if you find your tongue is tied, and so would a shoe ... if a shoe could debate.

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 03:41 (twelve years ago) link

Why do rich people think they are better than poor people? Casper

People who are rich think they are superior and think poor equals uneducated and not talented.

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 03:43 (twelve years ago) link

What is jeff dunhams number

Jeff Dunham's number is unlisted. Contact him at 6701 Center Dr West, Suite 1111 Los Angeles, CA 90045

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 03:45 (twelve years ago) link

does algater's poop

Yes, Alligator do poop. Check out http://bit.ly/fNTq7m to see an alligator pooping.

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 03:46 (twelve years ago) link

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"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 03:46 (twelve years ago) link

Why do some people now say happy "born day" instead of birthday?

Your "Born Day" is the day on which you were born, basically a synonym for birthday They're just weird

dell (del), Sunday, 5 February 2012 03:47 (twelve years ago) link

xp loool

dell (del), Sunday, 5 February 2012 03:47 (twelve years ago) link

Do adult girls poop their pantieses

Not Medical Advice: Adult women would most likely go to the toilet then poop in their underwear.

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 03:48 (twelve years ago) link

But where can i get MEDICAL ADVICE on this subject

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 03:49 (twelve years ago) link

Is drake involved in the illuminati?

It's not confirmed yet, but there's an undeniable video proof how Drake is highly involved with the Illuminati and their satanic agenda.

an a drive (los blue jeans), Sunday, 5 February 2012 03:50 (twelve years ago) link

Why are eskimos so smug?

Not all Eskimos are smug, Eskimo life is much different now. Most of the people live in towns or small settlements. They wear modern clothing, live in, more?

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 03:52 (twelve years ago) link

kind of dying here

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 03:52 (twelve years ago) link

not confirmed, yet undeniable

David Dees Weekly Top 40 (crüt), Sunday, 5 February 2012 03:52 (twelve years ago) link

basically i have found my dream job

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 03:53 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIUwn9c3M9w

David Dees Weekly Top 40 (crüt), Sunday, 5 February 2012 03:54 (twelve years ago) link

http://i39.tinypic.com/214cvtx.jpg

David Dees Weekly Top 40 (crüt), Sunday, 5 February 2012 03:57 (twelve years ago) link

basically i have found my dream job

heh, i thought the same thing!

dell (del), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:00 (twelve years ago) link

*pats illuminati pyramid, makes a sandwich*

dell (del), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:00 (twelve years ago) link

What kind of mental illness does Lord Infamous have

Lord Infamous isn't listed as having any mental problems, although his song lyrics to point to a prescription pill addiction.

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:01 (twelve years ago) link

what phrase or word should I get tatooed on me that isnt gay?
How about snippets of song lyrics you like, or a phrase like "Carpe Diem" which means "Seize the Day"

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:03 (twelve years ago) link

we are raising a generation of idiots

Is it a compliment if Lil Wayne calls you an "April baby"?

Unfortunately, it's not a compliment. When Lil Wayne uses "April baby", he means a fool.

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:03 (twelve years ago) link

I love my boyfriend do u think he loves me too?

cannot answer this question because they do not know your boyfriend! But you can find out for yourself by talking with him and seeing what he has to say!

an a drive (los blue jeans), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:06 (twelve years ago) link

how old am i, and what am i doing

Kgb_thinks you fall into the largest age group in the US, which ranges from 18-32, & you're currently texting us! Do you want jokes, horoscopes, or song lyrics?

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:07 (twelve years ago) link

dystopian futures aren't this dark honestly

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:07 (twelve years ago) link

Who sings the song with the main chorus singing ''teach me how to nut''

No results for song lyrics "teach me how to nut". Did you mean "teach me how to dougie", the chorus of "Teach me how to Dougie" by California Swag District.

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:08 (twelve years ago) link

What would happen if u fed human milk to a babby rabbit

Not Medical Advice: Not finding but a human milk is a good milk so it wont harm a rabbit, but they need to be fed a milk that is most caloric.

an a drive (los blue jeans), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:08 (twelve years ago) link

how do you give a blow job?

By taking a male genitlia into your mouth & throat, moving up and down.
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dell (del), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:09 (twelve years ago) link

Lord Infamous isn't listed as having any mental problems, although his song lyrics to point to a prescription pill addiction.

dying

dell (del), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:10 (twelve years ago) link

Is this the blow job hoteline?

There is no blow job hotline. We only find phone sex hotline, the number is 1-888-494-6453.

dell (del), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:13 (twelve years ago) link

just took the test and passed.
So, you want to become a Special Agent?

Before you continue further in the Recruitment process, be sure to check that you are eligible to become a Special Agent and that you meet these requirements:

Must be at least eighteen (18) years of age
Must provide a U.S. Social Security number or other taxpayer ID number
Must provide a U.S. bank account so we can direct deposit your payment
Must have a U.S. mailing address
Must agree to work as an Independent Contractor
Cannot already be employed by kgb or any of its subsidiaries
Must have access to a computer with a high-speed internet connection
Must have access to Mozilla Firefox or be willing to download it

Then, make sure the opportunity is right for you. Read on for details about the role.

What do U.S. Special Agents do?

Special Agents combine ingenuity with research skills to solve real problems for real people every day. Some questions require a serious answer, others require a sense of humor, and some require both.

When do U.S. Special Agents work?

kgb Special Agents fit their "Special Agent life" around their normal activities. When the kids are at school. When they're between college classes. Any time. Mornings. Afternoons. Or nights. Special Agents sign up for shifts based on their weekly availability. Since we want people 24/7, we've probably got just the times that work for you. And, since we know you want to be busy fielding questions when you are logged in working, weekly shift selection helps to ensure exactly that.

What do U.S. Special Agents earn?

Imagine making some extra spending money by answering questions while you sit in the comfort of your home. That's what kgb Special Agents do. They use their superior question answering skills to earn extra dough just by being smart - and get paid for the questions that they answer.

Compensation is "per piece" and is based on response type:

$0.10 (USD) for each full response - query is investigated and answered by the Special Agent
$0.05 (USD) for each validation response - answer automatically populates from our Knowledge Database and is reviewed for accuracy and forwarded on by the Special Agent

As our Knowledge Database grows, the amount of validation response work will increase. Some of you might prefer full response work, and others of you might prefer to zip quickly through validation response work. And, sometimes, the choice will be yours as Special Agents are always presented with more than one question and can choose the question they want to field.

Given these choices, which would you pick?

How would you describe the color green? (something like this would probably require full response) ... or ... Why is the grass green? (something like this would probably require validation response).

And, because of our weekly shift selection philosophy, we intend to keep the questions coming regardless of type so that you are busy earning while you are logged in

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:26 (twelve years ago) link

bye bye ilx i'm off to the answer farm

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:26 (twelve years ago) link

http://journalstar.com/lifestyles/article_5a0665dc-a302-11de-8814-001cc4c03286.html

Gore, who typically works about 30 to 40 hours a week, said her husband's job covers the family's expenses, so she uses the $130 to $200 a month she earns to buy things for herself or splurge on the weekend with her family.

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:30 (twelve years ago) link

$5 an hour!

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:30 (twelve years ago) link

fuck this, i'm gonna go work at the blowjob hotline

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:30 (twelve years ago) link

If you're going down a river at 2 mph and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would it take to reshingle your roof?

Regardless of the speed and number of wheels on the canoe, you would need a nearly endless supply of pancake mix to re-shingle your roof. This is because pancake mix would be such a poor tool for the job that you would be constantly reapplying it over and over as it failed. Most tile roof adhesive involves some kind of waterproof rating and is generally epoxy based. Pancake mix isn’t called “roof tile” mix for a reason!
^10 cents

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:33 (twelve years ago) link

xp hahaha

dell (del), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:33 (twelve years ago) link

reminds me of http://www.net-security.org/secworld.php?id=9193

dell (del), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:37 (twelve years ago) link

i am tempted to do this anyway because i do ilx and that pays me (zero) and this kinda looks more fun really

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:45 (twelve years ago) link

Is Hillary Clinton a lesbian?

Rumors have circulated about Nancy Pietrafesa and Hillary Clinton's relationship but Hillary is not a lesbian. They just very close friend.

Forks Answer: Hillary Rodham Clinton is almost certainly not a lesbian. At the very least she is bisexual as she has been married for the past thirty six years to ex-president William Jefferson Clinton and has given birth to his child.

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:53 (twelve years ago) link

What is kikg of the hell

King of Hell, also known as Demon King in some countries, is a Korean manhwa written by Ra In-soo and illustrated by Kim Jae-hwan. Ask kgb_ again, 24/7!

^ Not Medical Advice (los blue jeans), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:55 (twelve years ago) link

How do u spell peter griffins laugh from family guy

Peter Griffin has many different laughs on "Family Guy". His laugh could be written as "haa haa huh ha ha".

^ Not Medical Advice (los blue jeans), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:57 (twelve years ago) link

How much caleres does a blow job burn

Oral Sex is said to burn about 30 calories. Masturbation for pleasure only burns 6 calories. Ask more!

Forks Answer: Thirty for the blower, less if semen is ingested. Eight for the blowee, forty-two if he is on a stationary bike.

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:57 (twelve years ago) link

Wanna blow job

A "blow job" is slang term for oral sex on a man. "Blow Job" is also the name of a short film. Ask us 24/7 with anything you can think of! KGB will pass.

Forks Answer: Forks will pass.

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:58 (twelve years ago) link

haha

dell (del), Sunday, 5 February 2012 05:17 (twelve years ago) link

What's the best way of torture?

Slow and painful torture is known to be the worst forms of torture in history! How horrible! We advise you not to do it.

Forks Answer: Force billions to grow old knowing that the instant-gratification generation will ultimately come to power roughly when they are oldest and most vulnerable

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

R vans cool shoes

Yes! Vans shoes are great! The designs are unique, edgy, and cool. This could be good in summer! Wow!

Forks Answer: They're cool enough for you, sure.

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

How to make a homemade vagina?

Wet 2 sponges w/ hot water & wring them out. Put them in a unbreakable plastic cup & lube in between.

Forks Answer: Okay, that's a pretty good one.

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

Does megan fox shave her pubic hair?

No one knows for sure if she does but 23% of women say they shave part of their pubic hair.

Forks Answer: Dude she TOTALLY does

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

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flopson, Monday, 6 February 2012 04:41 (twelve years ago) link

http://gizmodo.com/5883206/bezos+funded-bigot-search-engine-powers-android-siri-rival

oh dear...

dell (del), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

Cha Cha!

ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 16:25 (twelve years ago) link


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