Brandi from storage wars does she have kids? And are hers breasts real?

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How do u spell peter griffins laugh from family guy

Peter Griffin has many different laughs on "Family Guy". His laugh could be written as "haa haa huh ha ha".

^ Not Medical Advice (los blue jeans), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:57 (twelve years ago) link

How much caleres does a blow job burn

Oral Sex is said to burn about 30 calories. Masturbation for pleasure only burns 6 calories. Ask more!

Forks Answer: Thirty for the blower, less if semen is ingested. Eight for the blowee, forty-two if he is on a stationary bike.

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:57 (twelve years ago) link

Wanna blow job

A "blow job" is slang term for oral sex on a man. "Blow Job" is also the name of a short film. Ask us 24/7 with anything you can think of! KGB will pass.

Forks Answer: Forks will pass.

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 04:58 (twelve years ago) link

haha

dell (del), Sunday, 5 February 2012 05:17 (twelve years ago) link

What's the best way of torture?

Slow and painful torture is known to be the worst forms of torture in history! How horrible! We advise you not to do it.

Forks Answer: Force billions to grow old knowing that the instant-gratification generation will ultimately come to power roughly when they are oldest and most vulnerable

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

R vans cool shoes

Yes! Vans shoes are great! The designs are unique, edgy, and cool. This could be good in summer! Wow!

Forks Answer: They're cool enough for you, sure.

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

How to make a homemade vagina?

Wet 2 sponges w/ hot water & wring them out. Put them in a unbreakable plastic cup & lube in between.

Forks Answer: Okay, that's a pretty good one.

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

Does megan fox shave her pubic hair?

No one knows for sure if she does but 23% of women say they shave part of their pubic hair.

Forks Answer: Dude she TOTALLY does

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

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flopson, Monday, 6 February 2012 04:41 (twelve years ago) link

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oh dear...

dell (del), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

Cha Cha!

ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 16:25 (twelve years ago) link


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