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its not an impossible demand! It's a demand that this feature exist w/o annoying u more than it conveniences u and making u like 'sign in' every time u get up to take a leak!!

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Saturday, 18 February 2012 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not being helpful I know, but "own fewer apple devices" would solve it.

JimD, Saturday, 18 February 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

oh no thanks that's super helpful

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Saturday, 18 February 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

the demand is "work out somehow which device i am currently expecting to receive alerts on and only ever show alerts on that one. oh, and I shouldn't have to indicate in any way what that device is, nor should this system fail at all in any edge case situations like when I happen to be using no devices at all. And when I'm not using any device, it should also still know which one I want to be alerted on", right?

any sufficiently advanced feature request is indistinguishable from magic.

stet, Saturday, 18 February 2012 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

that. is. my. whole. point.

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Saturday, 18 February 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not ASKING for that magic, i'm saying that WITHOUT that magic, this feature is going to cause more trouble than it's worth.

'it's all about what not to do' [or something like that] - stevejo

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Saturday, 18 February 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

I suspect magic is in their long-range planning

tinker tailor soldier sb (silby), Saturday, 18 February 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

"more trouble than it's worth" = two or three extra ping sounds?

I totally think iMessage sucks right now, but I still there's something potentially v useful and handy in there, even if it doesn't manage to be totally magic.

Fuck, it's competing with SMS. Shouldn't be that high a bar.

stet, Saturday, 18 February 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

why does it suck now?

it's great now! it lets me text ppl overseas for free!

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Saturday, 18 February 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

i guess i still am not sold on the idea that SMS and IM should be/need to be the same thing

like i use those two modes of communication in different ways/for different things

its like how facebook wants to make all chats/messages the same level of thing

theyre just not. they should not be.

max, Saturday, 18 February 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

what is SMS used for, that email isn't? I've never had a texting phone so I don't really get how it's different from email or from IM for that matter

PLEASE HELP THIS BEHIND THE TIMES GUY UNDERSTAND THE NEW THING

Euler, Saturday, 18 February 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

most ppl i know have vibrate/noise alerts for SMS but not for their email or IM, because they get tons of emails and because they only want to receive IMs when theyre at the computer using IM

max, Saturday, 18 February 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

so basically SMS is really useful for reaching someone quickly & directly when you dont have the time or need to actually call them

max, Saturday, 18 February 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

i see so email doesn't buzz & that's why sms is better

Euler, Saturday, 18 February 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

i mean it depends on the person/phone, but yeah

max, Saturday, 18 February 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

also SMS is like "always available," you only IM someone when theyre "online"

max, Saturday, 18 February 2012 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

combine the two and either youve elevated IM to the level of SMS where youre constantly "available" and always buzzing, or youve dropped SMS down to the level of IM and lost the useful kind of phone-buzzing message

max, Saturday, 18 February 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

i see! yeah it's really why sms is needed in a world with email that I'm trying to figure out

I just got a first gen iPhone from my dad & he turned off the data plan so I have it running just as an old iPod touch + voice plan, but I'm gonna upgrade it later this year to iPhone 5 & was wondering if texting is something I'm gonna want, given that I can do email already...sounds like it's all about the vibrations

Euler, Saturday, 18 February 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

max otm, this is basically what i'm getting at

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Saturday, 18 February 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

i dont mind missing IMs, but missing texts can be catastrophic

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Saturday, 18 February 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

sms is like a "special" more "personal" tier of email, basically, where you don't have sign them or w/e

Euler, Saturday, 18 February 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

email for work, sms for party...the mullet of communication

Euler, Saturday, 18 February 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

Merging SMS + IM is a terrible idea.

Breaking SMS apart from a single handset and phone number is a fantastic idea.

I should be able to pick up SMSs on any device I choose and send them from any device I choose. I should be able to search my old ones, too. iMessage sort-of promises that but it has way too many rough edges and oddities.

(Email is totally diff. There are times I sign out of IM and there are times I don't check email for loong periods. SMS is never ever off. It's the get-me-now-anywhere-I-am channel)

stet, Saturday, 18 February 2012 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

i dont mind missing IMs, but missing texts can be catastrophic

I see situations where this is true, but those are ones where I'd fall back to a voice call? I see IM as mainly a conversational medium where you're going back and forth in realtime, but SMS can have a lag or be acknowledged at your whim, unless it's "I just got to the theater, I'm on the right side"

valleys of your mind (mh), Saturday, 18 February 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

mh, texts are how the world of young ppl communicate with each other these days

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Saturday, 18 February 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

if you voice call someone you're weird

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Saturday, 18 February 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

Oh yeah, I mean voice is an EMERGENCY override

I was just about to look up the number of texts I do per month, but I realized it's going to be way off due to iMessage in the last few months and the number of friends with iPhones.

I'm probably in the ~300 text/month range normally, but I've gone to 700 during busy times? Obviously not nearly as much as kids.

valleys of your mind (mh), Saturday, 18 February 2012 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

I just wish messages even worked

slinky connoisseur (cozen), Sunday, 19 February 2012 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

as far as i can tell, Message on mountain lion doesn't receive SMS, it can only receive messages sent to your iMessage account

o _o⃑ (diamonddave85), Sunday, 19 February 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

phew that'll make things less confusing

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Sunday, 19 February 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

More like more confusing: if someone has your iMessage email and your phone number in the same contact entry for you, they have to jump through massive hoops to send you an SMS.

Otherwise what *they* think is a text from their phone to yours is actually going to turned into an iMessage which may turn up on your Mac, iPad and hopefully iPhone.

stet, Sunday, 19 February 2012 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

couldn't SMS a friend last night because both on iOS5 and I was outwith 3G

slinky connoisseur (cozen), Sunday, 19 February 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

i was joking stet

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Sunday, 19 February 2012 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.tuaw.com/2012/02/20/use-messages-to-send-files-from-mac-to-iphone/

This method worked well for a number of files of varying size and format. For example, everything from a 149 KB PDF to a 101.4 MB MOV were quickly dispatched to my iPhone with a drag and drop. I tried to throw a 194 MB MOV file to the iPhone, but was informed that the file was too large.

Wub wub wub wubwubwubwub wub Pzzzzzzz WUBB wubwub (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 February 2012 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

This sounds like a solution to a problem people aren't having. Or if they are, a problem for which this is a pretty bad solution.

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 20 February 2012 20:09 (twelve years ago) link

I doubt it's intended as a solution to anything

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Monday, 20 February 2012 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

Well, sure. I think it's cool that you can send files that way, though.

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 20 February 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

would be nice to be able to send MP3s between iphones

slinky connoisseur (cozen), Monday, 20 February 2012 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe the Messages team is the old MobileMe team

Wub wub wub wubwubwubwub wub Pzzzzzzz WUBB wubwub (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 February 2012 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

It's annoying how every contact has 'iMessage' against it, even those without iOS devices or an iCloud account.

Wub wub wub wubwubwubwub wub Pzzzzzzz WUBB wubwub (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 February 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

these ipad 3 leaks are getting ridiculous. the new ipad 3 looks like an... ipad

flagp∞st (dayo), Sunday, 4 March 2012 13:52 (twelve years ago) link

When does the backlash start?

calstars, Sunday, 4 March 2012 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

when they get rid of the "pro" line, probably

the late great, Sunday, 4 March 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

what to do next: make a macbook air with a screen that detaches and runs iOS.

calstars, Sunday, 4 March 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

Not sure what is up with you people and this "iPad laptop" thing.

valleys of your mind (mh), Sunday, 4 March 2012 21:52 (twelve years ago) link

btw they already made that and it's called an iPad. You just have to buy one of the many cases that has an attached keyboard or the keyboard dock

valleys of your mind (mh), Sunday, 4 March 2012 21:53 (twelve years ago) link

I'm sure I told you guys that adding a wireless keyboard to an iPad is packed with win xp

Wub wub wub wubwubwubwub wub Pzzzzzzz WUBB wubwub (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 4 March 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

you'd think they'd pack in windows 8

Nhex, Monday, 5 March 2012 03:45 (twelve years ago) link

ahahaha oh wow

Wub wub wub wubwubwubwub wub Pzzzzzzz WUBB wubwub (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 5 March 2012 03:55 (twelve years ago) link

i'm sorry, i couldn't resist

Nhex, Monday, 5 March 2012 04:02 (twelve years ago) link


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