so not gonna happen

No, it just didn't post and I was too lazy to ask a mod to fix it

the image: http://i.imgur.com/caEws.jpg

Heavy texting?

Textual deviancy

the joy of text

http://i.imgur.com/uXD0o.jpg
those girls are clearly pikachu's little sister(s) & friend(s)

what is the guy in the black pants playing...is it a turntable?

I am so thrilled this thread carries on.

not bookmarking this thread has been an unfortunate oversight.

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u120/kingkonggodzilla/tomloftusfb52012.jpg

Hello Ryan Diehl how have been. Its ur friend Loftus. I'm trying to get a squad together at marple for their summer league which isn't until July. Would u be down let me know friend. Let's go flyers!!!!

Ryan Diehl likes this..

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/62705_522238435696_286500429_1188989_7850469_n.jpg
From this thread...
Why I love the Daily Mail, as distilled into one story.

Sad. Loftus looks geeky enough to not have to use 'ur.' But good work gr80; I definitely tried to find his FB a few times whilst re-reading thread.

wow seeing Loftus hit up Diehl on his fbook wall just made my day!!!

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/62705_522238435696_286500429_1188989_7850469_n.jpg

I don't get this one... Looks like a middle-aged woman and a child to me...? Are you implying one of them would like "it" to happen?

You've got to be fucking kidding me

would you like it to happen, tuomas?

tuomas that is a person named justin bieber

Ah, okay. His face is not very clear there. Still don't know why either one of them would want it to happen, though.

The excitement phase (also known as the arousal phase or initial excitement phase) is the first stage of the human sexual response cycle. It occurs as the result of any erotic physical or mental stimulation, such as kissing, petting, or viewing erotic images, that lead to sexual arousal. During the excitement stage, the body prepares for coitus, or sexual intercourse, in the plateau phase.

http://i.imgur.com/MBjwf.png

the interplay between skinny guy and tiny dog is priceless

The real 'shitbrix' moment is when you notice the second woman in the top left corner.

If ILX aimed these detective talents at Steubenville...

that's an ilxor lookin dude right there

crate of records > three generations of Nintendo consoles
photo collage on wall > family guy poster
pabst blue ribbon > miller lite
featureless brown longsleeve shirt > Hooters T

more likely to happen than in original pic

Looks a bit like Alex Kapranos from Franz Ferdinand.
"Well I woke up tonight
and I said I...
got to make somebody love me.
Then I had a closer look and thought
'er maybe I'll skip it'
PS don't fancy yours much either"

Had a flashback to the op of this thread when I saw this pic from the Luton/Wolves game last weekend
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/1/5/1357418559779/Man-in-Mr-Potato-suit-004.jpg

man, even mr potato head wears ughs

some day i'm going to commission a photorealistic painting of the op

I don't think it has anything to do with the guys choice of culture/subculture. Miller Lite ain't chasing away women.

dude's left hand is easily the most disturbing thing about that photo

It appears to be an alien facehugger! No wonder why the dog is alarmed.

Jaymc: where are they now?

some day i'm going to commission a photorealistic painting of the op

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080)

I think a Dan Lacey rendition would be a deal.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/brownies4life/bonethugz/tumblr_lo1ezmOFTs1qzc53ro1_500.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/NkFFO.jpg

― gr8080+ (gr8080), Friday, July 8, 2011 1:07 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's a pic of aero, right

I wonder if Jaymc can update the spreadsheet on the original three.

found this picture in a Myrtle Beach tourist guide last weekend:

http://distilleryimage9.s3.amazonaws.com/4f7db2a0795011e28fa722000a1fbcea_7.jpg

Have you posted that somewhere else?

No way that I've just randomly seen that twice.

i put it up on instagram over the weekend.

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Not gettino a SNGH-ness from this one

yeah who knows, maybe it did happen

(jk, i know what you mean, it's borderline. feel like a dorm room is supposed to be involved)

http://i.imgur.com/mEloW5r.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/03/05/article-2288281-185C4E14000005DC-142_306x442.jpg

can everybody please stop shitting up the so not gonna happen thread

This is Loftus's thread.

was gonna say

I bet Loftus is way better looking now than 7 yrs ago....

A search of "Ryan Diehl" and "Tommy Loftus" turns up only this thread. As many here supposed, I don't think these two had anything to do with each other.

I remain unconvinced we really know Loftus' first name.