DEM not gonna CON dis NATION: Rolling UK politics in the short-lived post-Murdoch era

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"In recent months we've heard some dangerous rhetoric creep into our national debate that grinding the faces of the poor is somehow anti-social"

FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

nah seriously tho Dave good on ya. just think where we'd be without all these new private sector careers you've created.

FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

"Put a young person into college for a month's learning, unpaid, and it's hailed a good thing.

"Put a young person into a supermarket for a month's learning, unpaid, and it's slammed as slave labour. Put a child into a great school run by a local authority – cause for celebration. Put them into a great school backed by a bank – and that is a cause for suspicion. Frankly I am sick of this anti-business snobbery."

Fucker should just get on with it and offer BTECs in Aisle Replenishment.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

Put a young person into college for a month's learning, unpaid, and it's hailed a good thing.

yeah we run a lot of dead useful month-long courses you nob

FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

"Put a young person into college for a month's learning, unpaid, and it's hailed a good thing.

"Put a young person into a supermarket for a month's learning, unpaid, and it's slammed as slave labour.

did he actually say that?? i thought i'd used up my reserves of disgust already this month, but...

the world is just a racist onion (stevie), Thursday, 23 February 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

Its weird how I talk about D-Camz the same way my father talks about M-Thatchz, in so much as every other sentence is 'Would like to piss on their grave'. I think this NHS thing is when I really started to up my true anti-tory rhetoric and hate.

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

Warms the cockles that the young 'uns are learning the old ways vis a vis Tories being lower than vermin. I hate Clegg more though.

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Friday, 24 February 2012 14:46 (twelve years ago) link

ch✧✧✧.grayl✧✧✧@d✧✧.g✧✧.u✧

James Mitchell, Friday, 24 February 2012 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

shit guys I just the government's emails!!!!1

James Mitchell, Friday, 24 February 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

You've lost me

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Friday, 24 February 2012 15:24 (twelve years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_9699000/9699350.stm

James Mitchell, Friday, 24 February 2012 15:25 (twelve years ago) link

He is useless. First Gove with the Trots opposing his academies plasns and now Grayling with the SWP, reds under the beds or what?

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Friday, 24 February 2012 15:28 (twelve years ago) link

look the SWP are a very real threat to democracy in this country

FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2012 02:04 (twelve years ago) link

heard that live thursday night and still thought you meant ac grayling

FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2012 02:05 (twelve years ago) link

This is going to be huge in the long term. I can see Murdoch moving away from news and media and towards education.

Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Monday, 27 February 2012 08:58 (twelve years ago) link

He's not really going to be around for the long-term, but I think there's a difference between providing online education materials and actually running a school. That article is about the former but heavily implying the latter. I wouldn't want Murdoch anywhere near a school but the article's being a tad dishonest.

Would love to see him try and make that tablet education model work in a Kennington comp though.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Monday, 27 February 2012 09:58 (twelve years ago) link

John Bird, writing in The Times:

Much of the controversy about work placements has been absurd and naive. Tesco was started by Jack Cohen. He worked off a barrow in the East End nearly a century ago. He started his business to make money and Tesco has never erred from that concern ever since. So, of course, there should be no surprise that when Tesco entered the scheme - before getting cold feet and withdrawing - it wanted to maximise the benefits that free labour brings them.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 07:56 (twelve years ago) link

I assume that's not John Bird the satirist, but John Bird the Tory class traitor?

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 10:04 (twelve years ago) link

it's not my grandad

The Eyeball Of Hull (Colonel Poo), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 10:07 (twelve years ago) link

You know what really helps young people into work? Offering them jobs.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 12:29 (twelve years ago) link

Works for all ages!

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 12:32 (twelve years ago) link

Amazing austerity news:

Secretary of State for Culture, Olympics, Media and Sport Jeremy Hunt said: “This is great news. It shows what can be achieved when determination, goodwill and a tremendous amount of generosity come together. I am very pleased that we have been able to play our part by freeing up the National Gallery’s reserves, diverting more money to arts and heritage from the National Lottery and taking practical steps to encourage greater philanthropy. Diana and Callisto is a breathtakingly beautiful work of art and I am immensely grateful to everyone who has helped to keep it and its companion painting Diana and Actaeon in the UK in perpetuity.”
http://www.spearswms.com/spears-world/wire/30522/titians-diano-and-callisto-saved-for-the-nation.thtml

James Mitchell, Thursday, 1 March 2012 10:39 (twelve years ago) link

If you can afford it, you can't afford to be without it

Riiiiiight....

Upt0eleven, Thursday, 1 March 2012 11:32 (twelve years ago) link

Dunno how much if any Treasury money was involved in that Titian deal but I don't really have a problem with an undisputed masterpiece being saved for one of London's big tourist attractions in an environment where it can be viewed by anyone for free.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Thursday, 1 March 2012 12:02 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, worse things are happening... at sea and elsewhere

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 March 2012 12:03 (twelve years ago) link

Indeed, it seems like pretty terrible things are happening at sea at the moment.

I actually love the painting. Just think that website is vile.

Upt0eleven, Thursday, 1 March 2012 12:18 (twelve years ago) link

That is fucking insane

Striking Minors (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 2 March 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

If I submit the winning bid, how many free police horses do I get?

the feeling is surreal (snoball), Friday, 2 March 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

as long as somebody builds Robocop i am cool with this

Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 March 2012 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

This is the UK, so it'll look like this...
http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/alansugar415.jpg
"Dead or alive, you're fired!"

the feeling is surreal (snoball), Friday, 2 March 2012 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

no wait, like this...
http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/alan-sugar.jpg

the feeling is surreal (snoball), Friday, 2 March 2012 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

a Robocop with a Jeremy Kyle face wd be fucking awesome

Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 March 2012 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

Mr Johnson said [Livingstone] presided over "a bunch of Trotskyist, car-hating, Hugo Chavez idolising, newt-fancying hypocrites and bendy bus fetishists".

wtf is 'newt-fancying'?

shart practice (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 3 March 2012 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

Everyone's favourite fact about Ken when he ran the GLC was that he kept newts.

Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Saturday, 3 March 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

the monster.

shart practice (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 3 March 2012 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

Lib Dems tentatively reaching out to see what remains of their student support

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/9125909/Students-should-face-paying-council-tax-Lib-Dems-say.html

A BIG JOE JORDAN TYPE OF POSTER (onimo), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-17275884

Blatantly leaked it himself.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 16:33 (twelve years ago) link

Think this is the thread for this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17260020

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 07:54 (twelve years ago) link

pathetic wannabe stand-up comedian with zero political credibility told to stand down by Lembit Opik

Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 07:56 (twelve years ago) link

Funny that, wonder where they get the impression this is an acceptable way to behave?

It is despicable that in the 21st century so many medieval practices and attitudes remain. And it is appalling that time and again, this is shoved under the carpet. People turn a blind eye and a culture of shame and secrecy is perpetuated.
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/david-cameron/international-womens-day-david-cameron_b_1327807.html

James Mitchell, Thursday, 8 March 2012 09:44 (twelve years ago) link

calm down dear

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 8 March 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

huff post bloggers getting worse and worse

face depalma (stevie), Thursday, 8 March 2012 17:15 (twelve years ago) link

From next month, 25 million people will have more money in their pocket and over a million low-paid workers will have stopped paying income tax altogether. Just think about that for a moment: a million more workers with no tax bill because of us, because of you.
Highlight of the Clegg speech. Just think about that for a moment.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 11 March 2012 13:33 (twelve years ago) link

Becomes even more impressive when you take into account all the people they've helped make unemployed who aren't paying tax now either.

Une semaine de Bunty (ShariVari), Sunday, 11 March 2012 13:47 (twelve years ago) link

hang on why wasn't i told about this will i be able to afford a new pair of shoes next month?

Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 March 2012 13:53 (twelve years ago) link

Paul Staines dressed as a massive cock. And a guy in a chicken suit.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 15 March 2012 09:13 (twelve years ago) link

hope he beetborts soon

brokering (pimping) (stevie), Thursday, 15 March 2012 09:50 (twelve years ago) link

"This autumn we're not looking at the 50p tax rate. The priority this autumn is to get the housing market going. The priority this autumn is to get infrastructure underway. And of course we're absolutely committed to increasing the personal allowance for many millions of people in this country who have a tough time at the moment. When you look around the world you can see that the tough decisions we've taken on the budget have protected Britain from the worst of the European debt storms. We're not in the position Italy is in, for example. But that doesn't mean we can let up. We've got to be vigilant."

-- George Osbourne, 11 Nov 2011
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financevideo/8884261/George-Osborne-confirms-no-50p-tax-rate-cut.html

"I do not believe that the priority at a time like that is to give a tax cut to a tiny, tiny number of people who are much, much better off than anybody else. Our priority will always remain providing tax cuts and providing support to many millions of people on low and middle incomes and that isn't going to change regardless of what people say in letters to newspapers"

-- Nick Clegg, 11 Nov 2011
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/nick-clegg/8883966/Nick-Clegg-We-will-not-cut-the-50p-tax-rate.html

George Osborne is to defy calls for the removal of the 50p upper rate on income tax and will instead instigate a clampdown on wealthy homeowners in an attempt to demonstrate that the rich cannot avoid Britain’s austerity programme.

...

“The 50p rate isn’t going anywhere any time soon,” said one coalition aide. The Tories and Liberal Democrats both realise that giving a tax break to the richest layer of society – at a time of widespread “austerity” – would be politically toxic.

David Cameron, prime minister, last year insisted that it was “fair” and that the UK’s “broadest backs [should] bear the biggest burden”.

-- Financial Times, 1 March 2012
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/ffc0bfe4-63bd-11e1-8762-00144feabdc0.html

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/51/orly_owl.jpg

George Osborne poised to slash top tax rate from 50p to 40p

Government sources say that from the outset the chancellor has seen a cut in the 50p rate as the headline-grabbing measure of the budget, and views it as the simplest single step he can take to show his commitment to an enterprise economy.

-- The Guardian, 15 March 2012
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/mar/15/george-osborne-top-tax-rate

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 16 March 2012 01:05 (twelve years ago) link


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