http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/28/bobby-valentine-is-already-trolling-yankees-fans
― Andy K, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 01:57 (twelve years ago) link
RIPineda
@Ken_RosenthalScouts yesterday had #Yankees' Pineda at 88-91 - "and there was some effort to get to 91," one said. Pineda averaged 94.7 last year. #MLB
@Ken_RosenthalRe: Previous tweet on Pineda. Yes it's early. But scouts were taken aback, asking each other if readings were accurate. #Yankees #MLB
If it's March 6 and you have to put forth the slightest bit of effort to hit 91 (when your average is 95), you are obviously toast.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:04 (twelve years ago) link
If the ball isn't just shooting out of his hand by the end of the week, they better send him to Dr. Andrews.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:05 (twelve years ago) link
controversial mod edit
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 21:50 (twelve years ago) link
no, no, no
― Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 21:51 (twelve years ago) link
can someone get that shit off this thread please
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 21:52 (twelve years ago) link
thank you
Don't do that again, please, it's not funny.
― Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 21:52 (twelve years ago) link
what it was
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 22:12 (twelve years ago) link
I didn't do it
was it goatse?
PM me for the link
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 22:34 (twelve years ago) link
pettitte is back wtf.. I wonder if they sold him on possibly winning another championship.. pettitte is probably a little bit better than garcia, but this sucks for phil hughes fans.
― wolves in our wounds (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 16 March 2012 17:20 (twelve years ago) link
weird
― mookieproof, Friday, 16 March 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago) link
idiotic
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 16 March 2012 19:52 (twelve years ago) link
guess he just felt like the yankees wanted him more than his family did
― mookieproof, Friday, 16 March 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago) link
hope it is a disaster
(ie he's more right wing than Romney)
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 March 2012 08:27 (twelve years ago) link
― mookieproof, Friday, March 16, 2012 5:38 PM (Yesterday)
yeah this was so funny, he's like i just felt like i needed to be with my family, but my family just wanted me to play, so here i am
― been to lots of college and twitter (k3vin k.), Saturday, 17 March 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago) link
just looking to pad those hall of fame stats i reckon~~!
― omar little, Saturday, 17 March 2012 21:39 (twelve years ago) link
Maybe his family realized that he's annoying around the house and wanted him back in baseball.
Garcia does not care either way (sorta):
“I don’t really care,” Garcia said, when asked about Pettitte’s return. “That’s their decision. I’m here to pitch and that’s what I want to do.”When asked if Pettitte’s addition was good for the team, Garcia threw his hands up, seemingly exasperated by the turn of events.“I don’t know man,” said Garcia, who like Hughes a day before, gave a lukewarm reaction. “Ask the people. I don’t know. I guess …You play with the Yankees, nothing surprises you.”
When asked if Pettitte’s addition was good for the team, Garcia threw his hands up, seemingly exasperated by the turn of events.
“I don’t know man,” said Garcia, who like Hughes a day before, gave a lukewarm reaction. “Ask the people. I don’t know. I guess …You play with the Yankees, nothing surprises you.”
http://www.nj.com/yankees/index.ssf/2012/03/freddy_garcia_you_play_with_th.html
― Andy K, Monday, 19 March 2012 12:51 (twelve years ago) link
Bobby V: "Is he going to start, or just pick guys off?"
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 04:30 (twelve years ago) link
Joba out for the season because he got a compound ankle fracture playing on a trampoline with his kid. Dang.
― wolves in our wounds (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 March 2012 18:38 (twelve years ago) link
jobacide
― mookieproof, Friday, 23 March 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link
ahhhhhahahahahaha, whadda maroon.
Chamberlain had surgery on Thursday night at St. Joseph's Hospital, and is expected to remain in the hospital for several days for the injury, which resulted in an open flesh wound around the ankle. Manager Joe Girardi was at the hospital early Friday morning.
Is this a "broken bone sticking through the skin" situation? AAAAAAAAHHHAAAhahahahahaha
― any major prude will tell you (WmC), Friday, 23 March 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago) link
players' kids should be locked away until retirement
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 March 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link
I think million dollar meatheads just need better minders/handlers.
― any major prude will tell you (WmC), Friday, 23 March 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago) link
'dislocated ankle' gives me unpleasant chills. i'm not even sure how one does that. (don't describe)
― mookieproof, Saturday, 24 March 2012 03:16 (twelve years ago) link
open flesh wound around the ankle
sorry; flag post
― deaths and oil painting graphics (blank), Saturday, 24 March 2012 03:24 (twelve years ago) link
sounds so remarkably painful
― come on a #KONY (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 24 March 2012 03:26 (twelve years ago) link
i feel like this is one of those injuries that somehow only happens to an athlete during the off season
― come on a #KONY (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 24 March 2012 03:27 (twelve years ago) link
Brandon Inge once had to move a pillow behind his co-sleeping son's head and has not been the same since then.
― Andy K, Saturday, 24 March 2012 03:27 (twelve years ago) link
i imagine it's more akin to joel zumaya reaching to flush the toilet
― mookieproof, Saturday, 24 March 2012 03:43 (twelve years ago) link
there's ron artest tripping over his children's christmas presents; no off-time is safe.
― deaths and oil painting graphics (blank), Saturday, 24 March 2012 03:56 (twelve years ago) link
he... fell off a trampoline? and apparently lost a "life-threatening amount of blood"?
― max, Saturday, 24 March 2012 12:37 (twelve years ago) link
the funny thing is he wasnt doing it surreptitiously in his backyard, its was at a trampoline facility for kidsthen he threw a no look pass to aaron boone
― sanskrit, Saturday, 24 March 2012 13:19 (twelve years ago) link
Could see him and his son having a, uh, complicated relationship going forward.
― any major prude will tell you (WmC), Saturday, 24 March 2012 14:01 (twelve years ago) link
Yanks need to look on the bright side: it's only Joba Chamberlain.
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 March 2012 02:01 (twelve years ago) link
the_fly_arm_wrestling.avi
― any major prude will tell you (WmC), Sunday, 25 March 2012 02:10 (twelve years ago) link
minor-league deal for Cust!
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:39 (twelve years ago) link
Michael Pineda (P) NY-A 3/29/2012Manager Joe Girardi hasn’t made an official announcement, but it appears that Freddy Garcia may make the Yankees’ rotation to start the season, which could leave Pineda looking at a trip to the minors, the New York Post reports. “When you look at a guy who doesn’t have a lot of time [in the majors], you are trying to consider the upside of what you can possibly give because they don’t have the same track record as Freddy,” Girardi said. The last slot in the rotation appears to come down to Pineda or Ivan Nova, and even that slot is at risk if Andy Pettitte returns in May. If this news decreases what it costs to get Pineda for a keeper league, he becomes a great investment, as he still has #1 starter upside, though his short-term value may not be as high as anticipated.
lol yankees
― wolves in our wounds (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:58 (twelve years ago) link
this is really going to through a wrench into Cashman's hopes to win his $500 entry AL-only keeper league.
― sanskrit, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:54 (twelve years ago) link
Pineda's trip is to DL w/ shoulder tendinitis
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 31 March 2012 19:51 (twelve years ago) link
ivan nova roughed up by the metsies today
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:15 (twelve years ago) link
"Today was the worst day of my life," Nova said.
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 23:53 (twelve years ago) link
http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-236.gif
the truth emerges
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 00:20 (twelve years ago) link
Jeter had a nice oppo field home run earlier. Angels getting pistol whipped.
― wolves in our wounds (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 16 April 2012 01:39 (twelve years ago) link
jeter's off to a nice start huh?
― pleural eff u son (k3vin k.), Monday, 16 April 2012 02:31 (twelve years ago) link
man pujols looks weird not in a cards jersey
― pleural eff u son (k3vin k.), Monday, 16 April 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago) link
at least it's still red, i tell myself
― mookieproof, Monday, 16 April 2012 02:45 (twelve years ago) link
hoo, ibanez just put one into the third deck off of jason isringhausen. in 2012
― pleural eff u son (k3vin k.), Monday, 16 April 2012 03:06 (twelve years ago) link
lol melky mesa
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 22 September 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link
wtf is goin on itg
― la goonies (k3vin k.), Saturday, 22 September 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link
that was ugly fielding
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 22 September 2012 22:51 (eleven years ago) link
my mom was at this game and left after the top of the 13th
― la goonies (k3vin k.), Saturday, 22 September 2012 23:16 (eleven years ago) link
phil hughes, always clutch
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 30 September 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
effin' Jays
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 30 September 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link
2/4 = parade worthy up here these days!
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 1 October 2012 00:24 (eleven years ago) link
rip banny manuelos
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link
Pedroia off to the races
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link
nice time to get picked off, Gardner!
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 01:45 (eleven years ago) link
LONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 01:48 (eleven years ago) link
2nd deck
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 01:48 (eleven years ago) link
andy bailey throws the ball p straight huh
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 02:04 (eleven years ago) link
fuckfuckfuck
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 02:05 (eleven years ago) link
this feels exactly like the Aaron Boone game, when it's just a question of when.
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 02:51 (eleven years ago) link
gree hee hee
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 03:15 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/cpu4E.jpg
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link
cano is unbelievable right now
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 4 October 2012 00:48 (eleven years ago) link
mvp
― mookieproof, Thursday, 4 October 2012 00:49 (eleven years ago) link
xtra pts for "making it look easy"
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 4 October 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link
>arod having champagne poured on him & yelling 'taste it taste it'<
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 4 October 2012 02:59 (eleven years ago) link
http://blogimages.thescore.com/mlb/files/2012/10/Wu7mM.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 4 October 2012 23:16 (eleven years ago) link
TOKYO -- Ichiro Suzuki is looking forward to starting the 2013 baseball season the way he ended last season: as a member of the New York Yankees.
The Yankees and Suzuki finalized a $13 million, two-year contract in December that kept the 10-time All-Star in the Bronx after he was obtained in a trade with Seattle last July.
"Signing with the Yankees has given me a new sense of determination," the 39-year-old outfielder said Tuesday after a workout in Kobe. "This is a unique team. A team that can have a player like Alex Rodriguez as a pinch hitter is special, and to be part of that is exciting."
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
VOID IT
http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_/id/8894904/alex-rodriguez-contract-attempting-voided-new-york-yankees-according-sources
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 22:22 (eleven years ago) link
nevah gonna
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
god damn
the Yankees will try to find an escape hatch from their remaining five-year, $114 million obligation to the three-time American League MVP.
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
there is no escape (hatch)
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 22:50 (eleven years ago) link
The Yankees will be saved by Derek Jeter: 'the transcendent one'
― mookieproof, Monday, 4 February 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
stab me with knives
― ciderpress, Monday, 4 February 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link