cocaine

Also, I'm a huge wuss and could never shake the fear that I'd be that person whose heart explodes or something because of one line too many. Probably also why I only did it when already at least somewhat tipsy.

yah coke is p much the best drug all things considered, having said that aging out of its demo is somewhat of a relief, next days embarrassment is just too much

Deindexed btw.

x-post - lol true

i used to secretly kind of like the comedown, its good for like thinking baout stuff

at 9 am

stuff like all the people you need to apologize to about how you were acting last night

abt how the world is devoid of color or meaning

Possibly the worst ever.

- Doesn't last long
- Very expensive
- Somehow promotes selfishness and hoarding, contra every other drug in the world
- The drug for people who "don't do drugs any more"
- Makes your head feel like the inside of a Clorox bottle

so judgmental jeez

You betcha

Oh I forgot:

- Immediately nullifies the effects of ecstasy

I like the sound of the clorox thing.

champion ilx coke post:

gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved) wrote this on thread Defend the Indefensible: Cocaine on board I Love Everything on Sep 3, 2010

it would be a riot if as a result of this thread ppl who used to have a taste for the stuff all relapsed and started posting shit like DEFEND, WHATEVER, TRANS X LIVING ON VIDEO BEST SONG EVER, LISTEN TO THAT SHIT, I HAVE AN UNCLE IN POLITICS DON'T FUCK WITH ME

i feel like if you can be on coke and still carry on a conversation and not just rant is a good test of yr conversational skills and whether u r a dick or not

the one time i did anything more than a line of coke my friends ended up watching spaceballs two times in a row which about sums up how i feel about the drug

A little bit goes a LONG way. Like all the -caines, too much pretty much numbs you, namely your brane.

http://www.nndb.com/people/754/000022688/michael-caine03-sm.jpg

- Doesn't last long
- The drug for people who "don't do drugs any more"

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, March 1, 2012 12:35 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

see this actually points out one of the great qualities of coke in that its more like having a beer than it is like other recreational drugs, its not some huge commitment to go on some trip or whatever nbd

also its not actually that expensive anymore

here i am defending cocaine on the internet

At my age it's not unwise to eschew it. I'm not at all fond of its political ramifications though many of those are the result of hypocrisy and bad laws. Mostly I won't do it anymore because I have zero faith that it's not cut with something vile.

yah i havent done coke in years but i still defend peoples right to get into the hardcore party zone

its not some huge commitment to go on some trip or whatever nbd

people who don't take COMMITTED DOSES are the most disgusting savages iirc

man sometimes it just does not fit into yr hectic schedule

Never really understood the appeal. That's not to say I haven't had fun, but the effects are really too subtle and the side effects too indefensible for me to rate it.

Never done it, other than benefiting from it second-hand in bed.

helluva drug

one time, in LA

I have been offered free cocaine more times than any other illegal drug put together but it's inseparable, for me, from the devastation it has wrought on my father's country and most of its neighbours. I'm not going to lecture people at parties but i'd never touch the stuff.

So much fun to lecture ppl high on cocaine, though

anyone who holds this view should def not be paying taxes in the united sates because i have some info that may disturb you abt the cause of the drug war

no wait lets not have that conversation again

There's no realy satiation, though, lag∞n, just an endless parade of desire

thus is lyfe

woah this is getting all "my father's country" and like daniel day lewis type drama

Daniel Day Lewis is from London oh wait

haha

have done it once or maybe twice, at parties, but the ethical aspect's a massive turn-off and it really didn't seem to make me feel any happier or whatever. plus the comedown was brutal. (also, in the regular state i worry a lot about what people think of me, and temporarily removing that worry just means it comes back triplefold afterwards)

(which is why i don't like drinking a lot either)

if you stop paying taxes your moneys go to a lot of things and only some of them are bad, if you did all the math maybe you could argue you 'help the drug war happen' but it's in such a marginal way.

whereas if you buy cocaine pretty much all the money is going to bad. you are not 'responsible for the system' but you are, still, much less indirectly giving money to very bad people.

Next time I'm going to ask a dealer for some fair-trade, artisinal, free-range coke.

well more anyone who 'cares enough' to buy fair-trade this or that prob shouldn't be buying drugs if they want to be consistent about their consumption philosophy

can we just not again plz

Coca plants just don't grow all that well in our community garden, iatee

ehhh I only appeared itt because of the lame 'don't pay taxes' argument, you know that's a pretty empty argument

i'm drinking coca cola!

regular!

ehhh I only appeared itt because of the lame 'don't pay taxes' argument, you know that's a pretty empty argument

― iatee, Thursday, March 1, 2012 2:27 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dont try to decontextualize my amazing argument bro

^a thing that could be awesome to say on cocaine

Free-range coke would be an A+ Portlandia skit.

pretty much impossible to get when i was in my "druggie phase", and if you did manage to get it, it probably meant you were acquainted with some pretty awful ppl and the price was insaaaaane. i would prob try it now, if given the chance in a small group of friends, but i don't even drink (much) anymore bc i can't handle any kind of hangover - a coke comedown would make me kill myself.

Did this lots, was a big fan (all the speeds, really) until one night in 2004 I was hanging out w/ ppl and we were all high and everybody was over sharing and would not shut up and I was like, "Holy shit, these people are assholes" and I got up and I went to bed and went to sleep, somehow, and that's the last time I did any drugs, except alcohol.

So I guess I stopped doing coke because I can't stand being around people on coke.

It is so so hard to reconcile 2012 carl and early 2000s carl. Carl who allowed and actually invited Cathy (and more) to her house.

Aaack!

okay lol

consider that excelsiored by proxy; I'm not copying anything off of a deindexed thread

Imagine doing cocaine w/Funky Winkerbean, it would be a real downer I bet. (Never touched cocaine; kicked the winkbean cold turkey in '06).

It is so so hard to reconcile 2012 carl and early 2000s carl.

It's the difference between late 20s and late 30s.

this stuff lasts like fifteen minutes and all it does is make you shout at people

if you can get it for free though it's great

the last time i did this i just watched tank girl with the girl whose coke it was and we paused it like every ten minutes to discuss it at each other

It was like this.

No stimulant drug i've ever used did anything for me (except raise my blood pressure and make my heart beat too fast). I doubt i could even get high on cocaine.

the last time i did this i just watched tank girl with the girl whose coke it was and we paused it like every ten minutes to discuss it at each other

― the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, March 2, 2012 7:09 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i would be so intolerable on this drug

ugh this drug would make me freak out.

hs: Haaaa. Oh, I know. But tbh it was mostly helpful to me when I wasn't really feeling it but wanted to be around people, stay out or stay at the party. So I felt like it was bringing me up to "normal" on those occasions.

Yeah, I think Laurel otm.

Although Christ knows I talk enough as is so I can only imagine.

The last time I did coke was in '97 or '98. I had probably done it a dozen times as opportunity had presented itself over the course of two years.

I stayed up late with an old friend really opening up and getting discursive about Ghostface Killah and gangsta rap in general. On the walk home, I was out-of-nowhere reminded of the KLF song 3 a.m. Eternal, which I hadn't thought of in like a decade, and I spent the next few weeks thinking about acid house instead of ska-punk, which was what I was overwhelmingly into at the time. I was living with my parents and so had to get up for Easter Sunday service the next morning. I had some sort of pleasant come-down experience listening to the pastor where I really felt like she was like the embodiment of a Lion of God.

I guess it wasn't doing monster rails off a mirror with hot women hanging all over me or anything, but it was overall a positive drug experience and I never really wanted to chase after it.

these days, my motto for survival is "nothing by nose"

What does that mean, "only via bum" ?

urethra = eureka

http://i.imgur.com/saHSc.jpg

lol 1981:

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,922619,00.html

Superficially, coke is a supremely beguiling and relatively risk-free drug — at least so its devotees innocently claim. A snort in each nostril and you're up and away for 30 minutes or so. Alert, witty and with it. No hangover. No physical addiction. No lung cancer. No holes in the arms or burned-out cells in the brain. Instead, drive, sparkle, energy. If it were not classified (incorrectly) by the federal government as a narcotic, and if it were legally distributed throughout the U.S. (as it was until 1906), cocaine might be the biggest advertiser on television.

Fun to image Ray Liotta reading that passage.

(imagine)

pretty fun drug. what sucks about it is everytime i do it, i want to do it again ALL THE TIME and I end up chasing the white dreams of more cocaine for several months to no avail. Coke people are so fucking gross, though. It makes you befriend a lot of sketchball assholes and have to spend time with them.

^the problem with any drug, really.

Did we ever get this snorted