New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

when they get rid of the "pro" line, probably

what to do next: make a macbook air with a screen that detaches and runs iOS.

Not sure what is up with you people and this "iPad laptop" thing.

btw they already made that and it's called an iPad. You just have to buy one of the many cases that has an attached keyboard or the keyboard dock

I'm sure I told you guys that adding a wireless keyboard to an iPad is packed with win xp

you'd think they'd pack in windows 8

ahahaha oh wow

i'm sorry, i couldn't resist

don't blame you, it was brillant

http://live.theverge.com/Event/Live_from_Apples_iPad_3_event_in_San_Francisco

Time to Read & Trust all these live blogs.

http://images.scribblelive.com/2012/3/7/efb5f639-c922-4265-80ba-0201874405c1.jpg

15 million of 365 million units sold in 2011, the POST-PC ERA.

yay. no buttons at all.

oh, I guess there is - just can't see it.

you need to clean your retina display

LOOK AT ALL THE PIXELS

URGENT

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7039/6816132802_b112e2dd94_z.jpg

love how they decided not to stream it but farmed it out to tech journalists to liveblog it, whose sites are now being crushed under the traffic

Keeps things easier. Anyway, some of the tech stuff so far:

- 2048 x 1536 resolution. Higher than a 1080p display. 3.1 million pixels, 264 pixels per inch, "enough to call it a retina display". iPhone 4 was held at 10 inches, iPad held at 15".
- 44% greater color saturation.
- A5X Processor, quad-core graphics.
- New iSight Camera. 5MP rear camera, backside illuminated sensor on the back, 5-element lens, IR filter, and ISP built into A5X chip. Same design as iPhone 4S. Auto-exposure, auto-focus.
- HD video recording in 1080p.
- Voice dictation.

records video in 1080HD. great, more ppl who get to look like douches filming w/ their ipad

4G LTE

works as a mobile hotspot for u/t 5 devices

the iPad, taller and bluer than the tablets of our competitors

march 16, same price as ipad 2, preorders start today

Had I not had debts I needed to pay with my tax refund I would have so been getting this, I admit. Alas.

I locked in my original iPad resale price a couple days ago, just have to ship it and my old phone off and I'm over halfway to paying for this new one

"console quality gaming experience"

cool, where do I plug in the controller

http://www.macrumors.com/2011/06/08/onlive-announces-ipad-support-for-cloud-gaming/

9.4mm thick, 1.4 pounds

that's a weirdly shaped penis

Resolution makes it worth an upgrade for me - reading text/websites on the iPad 2 is terrible for me, I can read for much longer stretches on my phone.

cool, where do I plug in the controller

"Siri, go north."

"It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."

line drawing created on the new ipad. wonder how big that image file is.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/phptkErEpDSC_1300.jpg

I mean in MBs, not in height, it's prolly pretty big unless those guys are liliputians

ok they just announced zing upgrade, crowd is roaring

Lettermpress image files on the iPad 2 are 8000 pixels on the long side iirc

making a big deal about new iphoto

new version of infinity blade, wonder how many GBs this will be

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/phpcwHMmp_thumb_DSC_1305.jpg

Editing 19 megapixel photos on an iPad (with 1GB of memory?) is pretty technically impressive.

quadcore chip

kindle fire burns ipad to oblivion with cheaper pricepoint

that's really not what's happening tho, is it?

ipad 2 now starts at $399

sounds like they are discontinuing 32/64GB ipad 2?

they're still calling this thing "the new ipad"

what is it, or haven't you decided yet

I colleague of mine said recently that that there isn't really a Tablet market there is only an iPad market and every other tablet out there suffers from not being an iPad. It'll change over time but that seems to be the reality right now.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2012/03/apple-ipad-3-ipad-hd-liveblog-3127.jpg

no fucking way would Steve Jobs allow this slide

lol

the new ipad, ask for it by name

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/phpdRzAEiipadprices2.jpg

that's it, show's over

RESOLUTIONARY