-- N0RM4N PH4Y (k-r4d@faycycle.demon.co.uk), December 4th, 2002.
― g33t4 (geeta), Saturday, 1 February 2003 19:56 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- geeta (geeta@theoriginalsoundtrack.com), February 1st, 2003.
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 1 February 2003 20:11 (twenty-one years ago) link
― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 1 February 2003 20:13 (twenty-one years ago) link
I've given you a very easy ride on this issue so far but no more. You want to make a mess of your life, to make an enemy of everyone else on this planet, then go ahead - just go and do it somewhere else.
-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarlin@hotmail.com), October 16th, 2002
― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 1 February 2003 20:17 (twenty-one years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 1 February 2003 21:08 (twenty-one years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 2 February 2003 00:56 (twenty-one years ago) link
― brg30 (brg30), Sunday, 2 February 2003 01:16 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- briania (lyriclash@hotmail.com), May 14th, 2002.------------------------------------------------------------------------
My head hurts. Entertainingly, I have to say.
-- Ned Raggett (ned@kuci.org), May 14th, 2002.
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 2 February 2003 01:22 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- donut bitch (do...), November 28th, 2002.
― Curtis Stephens, Sunday, 2 February 2003 02:18 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- jess (dubplatestyle@hotmail.com), February 1st, 2003 8:17 PM.
― gareth (gareth), Sunday, 2 February 2003 02:28 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- gareth (gareth@norfolkwindmills.com), Today 6:28 PM.
― couldn't resist (ron), Sunday, 2 February 2003 06:11 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- couldn't resist (ohronny@juno.com) (webmail), February 2nd, 2003 5:11 AM. (ron) (link)
― i did resist til ron pushed me over the edge! (minna), Sunday, 2 February 2003 06:14 (twenty-one years ago) link
― ron (ron), Sunday, 2 February 2003 06:20 (twenty-one years ago) link
― i'm sorry ron so sorry!!! (minna), Sunday, 2 February 2003 06:22 (twenty-one years ago) link
― ron (ron), Sunday, 2 February 2003 06:27 (twenty-one years ago) link
― minna (minna), Sunday, 2 February 2003 07:10 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- jess (dubplatestyle@hotmail.com), January 31st, 2003.------------------------------------------------------------------------
(ILE, Open this up and paste whatever is on your clipboard right now)
― jot eff pe (Wintermute), Sunday, 2 February 2003 09:30 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- i did resist til ron pushed me over the edge! (girl_thursday@hotmail.com), February 2nd, 2003 6:14 AM.
― gareth (gareth), Sunday, 2 February 2003 09:46 (twenty-one years ago) link
― jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 2 February 2003 15:45 (twenty-one years ago) link
― jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 2 February 2003 15:46 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- Mike Hanle y (Pennysong@japan.com), February 1st, 2002.------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why don't you, Bossy McBossface?
-- Ally (garance80@yahoo.com), February 1st, 2002.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 2 February 2003 19:41 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- gi66y ($$$@k.com), January 28th, 2003.''
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 2 February 2003 21:06 (twenty-one years ago) link
― spectra, Monday, 3 February 2003 04:16 (twenty-one years ago) link
― jm (jtm), Monday, 3 February 2003 06:24 (twenty-one years ago) link
i need a desk
-- gareth (gareth@norfolkwindmills.com), November 11th, 2002.
Answers
or, indeed, anygirl? hahah
― felicity (felicity), Monday, 3 February 2003 08:05 (twenty-one years ago) link
Excellent cartoon in a jewish mag, Moses on top of Arafat: "You want us to cut off the end of our dicks?"
-- stevo
arafat?
-- mark s
oh fuck
― zemko (bob), Monday, 3 February 2003 08:35 (twenty-one years ago) link
"Hast seen the White Whale?"
-- John Darnielle (editor@...), July 6th, 2002.
― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 3 February 2003 09:21 (twenty-one years ago) link
lando calrissian had a solo recording career and he rocked like fuck -- bob snoom, July 25th, 2002.
I sure hope you mean Billy Dee Williams and not some freako who THINKS he really IS Lando Calrissian. -- Lord Custos III, July 26th, 2002. Are you kidding, Lord Custos? I really fucking hope it's the freak! -- Ned Raggett, July 26th, 2002. this is my favorite ned post ever -- Josh, July 26th, 2002.
― Snowy Mann (rdmanston), Monday, 3 February 2003 11:45 (twenty-one years ago) link
And Bristol, like it or not, constantly breeds exciting, new acts ... for the past decade, all the most challenging, interesting new music has emerged from Bristol - Goldfrapp, Massive Attack, Tricky, Portishead, Alpha, Kosheen, Roni Size, Way Out West.... and those are just the ones who sell records.
I live in Bristol, but I'm Welsh - and the same can hardly be said for there! In a world of Stereochronics and Manic Street Screechers, thank God for Shaky and Bonnie, I say.....
-- russ t (russ.thomas@bt.com), January 14th, 2003.
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russ, cool, yr passionate - we all are, that's why we're here. it's just yr condescending posting-style put my back up. i disagree that "all the most challenging, interesting new music has emerged from bristol" a claim that is, frankly, bizarre and yr list backs me up more than it does you. so we disagree, but that's fine - people disagree, "as you'll discover". welcome to ilm anyway. -- michael wells (wellsmj1@hotmail.com), January 14th, 2003.
Michael - i can only presume you haven't heard the Goldfrapp album and leave it at that. Absolutely enough said. What, in your opinion, constitutes challenging,interesting, enjoyable music? And do you honestly dsislike every act I have named in the list in my post? -- russ t (russ.thomas@bt.com), January 14th, 2003.
― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Monday, 3 February 2003 12:22 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- Mark C (boyincorduroy@yahoo.com), February 3rd, 2003.
― jot eff pe (Wintermute), Monday, 3 February 2003 12:23 (twenty-one years ago) link
But of course, vile Dynami-tee-hee (she really IS only 4 years old, isn't she?) will scoop it. Unfortunately.
bog off Grandad ;) -- stevem (blueski@base58.com), January 14th, 2003.
Up your 'ole, kiddy. Hometime's a remarkable record - recorded with Bristol's finest in the Massive studios, with assorted members of Goldfrapp, Portishead, Spiritualized - shame age restricts your perception of music. (how old is Sasha? Nick Warren? Tiesto? Teaglia? Vasquez? Are these irrelevant because of their advancing years?)Stevem... the Brits always cock up the dance award, anyway.... after all, where is Way Out West in this year's nominations - surely eligible and worthy.
Sugababes and Jamiroquai? Where are these people going to dance? Wedding discos?
― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Monday, 3 February 2003 12:31 (twenty-one years ago) link
Are you talking about Ashcroft or Gray here? -- Matt DC (runmdc@graffiti.net), January 14th, 2003. Definitely Gray. Ashcroft can still craft and interpret a classic song. And not make it sound generic. Unlike, imo, Gray. -- russ t (russ.thomas@bt.com), January 14th, 2003.
― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Monday, 3 February 2003 12:40 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- russ t (russ.thomas@bt.com), January 16th, 2003.
― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Monday, 3 February 2003 12:45 (twenty-one years ago) link
ACTUALLY EMMA IF YOU READ THE LINK i POSTED AWHILE A GO, A SWEDISH FLYER FLUSHED AT THE WRONG TIME AND WAS VACUUM SUCKED ONTO THE TOILET AND HAD TO BE REMOVED BY FIREMAN -- Mike Hanle y (Pennysong@japan.com), February 14th, 2002."
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 3 February 2003 12:58 (twenty-one years ago) link
― smee (smee), Monday, 3 February 2003 13:03 (twenty-one years ago) link
Where can on epurchase Orange Juice Cd s ? I can find none anywhere
-- mike hanle y (pennysong@japan.com), May 28, 2002
AnswersThat's funny cause my local 2nd hand record shop won't take my 'You Can't Hide Your Love Forever'/'Orange Juice' two-fer fer love nor money. Actually I didn't offer him love.
-- N. (nickdastoor@hotmail.com), May 28, 2002.
hmm, perhaps some sort of CD swap is in order?
-- Alan T (Alan.Trewartha@harpercollins.co.uk), May 28, 2002.
He would probably send me a bag of ants.
No, anal bats.
-- Ned Raggett (ned@kuci.org), May 28, 2002.
― Richard Jones (scarne), Monday, 3 February 2003 13:15 (twenty-one years ago) link
― erik, Monday, 3 February 2003 13:15 (twenty-one years ago) link
― erik, Monday, 3 February 2003 13:26 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- jot eff pe (at least, that's the most recent post I've found)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 February 2003 14:33 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- Ramosi, Red Beans & Rice Mothafokka!! (olafsonskid@aol.com), February 8th, 2002.
― jm (jtm), Monday, 3 February 2003 20:20 (twenty-one years ago) link
― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 3 February 2003 20:55 (twenty-one years ago) link
yeah it used to be fun -- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6@mail.dcu.ie), Today 4:17 PM. (Ronan)
― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 3 February 2003 21:53 (twenty-one years ago) link
mark s, didn't anybody ever tell you about "the boards and the beets"? -- felicity (felicityredwel...), November 11th, 2002.
― Paul Eater (eater), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:09 (twenty-one years ago) link
― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:16 (twenty-one years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:19 (twenty-one years ago) link
― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:20 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:22 (twenty-one years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:31 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- felicity (felicityredwell@yahoo.com), February 3rd, 2003.
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:52 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Freddy Krueger, Monday, 5 January 2004 13:31 (twenty years ago) link
― Freddy Krueger, Monday, 5 January 2004 13:32 (twenty years ago) link
Haha IDIOT STEVEM!
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 5 January 2004 13:33 (twenty years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Monday, 5 January 2004 13:35 (twenty years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 5 January 2004 16:22 (twenty years ago) link
― Pete (Pete), Monday, 5 January 2004 16:24 (twenty years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Monday, 5 January 2004 17:04 (twenty years ago) link
― twat, Monday, 16 February 2004 15:28 (twenty years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 08:37 (twenty years ago) link
and i DO mean LAUGH
hopefully this could blossom into an invaluable memento of mirth for all mankind (author credit optional)
go
-- stevem (blueski), Friday, January 31, 2003 7:59 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link
did this happen?
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 16 March 2008 05:53 (sixteen years ago) link
I think this eventually mutated into the primaries thread
― The Reverend, Sunday, 16 March 2008 06:19 (sixteen years ago) link
I never knew stevem started the whole excelsior thing!
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 16 March 2008 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link
this was the next one: this is the ALL NEW thread where you copy and paste the posts that made you laugh out loud
― max, Sunday, 16 March 2008 18:43 (sixteen years ago) link
steve uses excelsior in the first post of that one
third excelsior thread, first to use excelsior in the title: i can't believe its another 'posts that made you laugh out loud' compendium thread, excelsior yadda yadda
― max, Sunday, 16 March 2008 18:44 (sixteen years ago) link
Regarding Grooverider being convicted:
apparently his lawyers are seeking a rewind
-- Ronan, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 7:12 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Link
― mehlt, Sunday, 16 March 2008 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link
lol
Pinefox I am in a frenzy of creativity as you type. -- Tom (ebro...), February 14th, 2003. Wanking at Tatu does not count as creativity, Tom. -- N. (nickdastoo...), February 14th, 2003.
― Ste, Monday, 17 March 2008 13:46 (sixteen years ago) link
things are so much funnier in context though
― Maria (Maria), Friday, January 31, 2003 8:22 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 22:55 (fifteen years ago) link