― Luigi Vampa (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 15:13 (twenty years ago) link
― Luigi Vampa (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 15:14 (twenty years ago) link
Yeah, It's the R40 ounces of malt liquor make me wanna tell you somethin'...
See i roll around sittin' on dubs, cat 'n now I was high on shrubs.Coolin' in my escalade... Man, I'm paid, I got it madeTake me to your special placeClose your eyes, show me your face...I'm gonna piss on it.
Hatas wanna hate,Lovas wanna love,I don't even wantNone of the above.I want to piss on you.Yes I do, I'll piss on youI'll pee on you.
Set your body,your body,as a porto-pottyand a pee I'd kick.like it most erotic.
I'ma pee on you.. drip drip drippee on you,all on you.iss on you, iss on you.
You would never feel quite the samewhen you get a whiff of my Hershey's™ stainsI wanna poop on you, too.I want to pee on yo food.
Only thing that make my life complete,is when I turn yo face into a toilet seat.I want to pee on you,Yes I do, yes I doI'll pee on you, I'll piss on you
Hatas wanna hate,Lovas wanna love,I don't even wantnone of the above.I want to piss on you.Yes I doI'll piss on you,I'll pee on you.
Won't you braid my hair?So, won't you braid my hair?Before you start,I'm gonna fart.I'm 'onna fart on you.
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 16:11 (twenty years ago) link
Normally, i don't do this...but, i'ma hit you all off with a lil' taste of the remix... y'all ready? here we go...
I pick you up from the club,take you home to make some love.Gotta surprise, close your eyeI'm gonna cover you with suds
I'ma give you some poo pooI'ma give you some pee peeI'ma give you some doo dooAnd wash it down, some wee wee
This is the remix edition of a song about pissin'I got the pee and we can re-canand leave juice in the kitchen
Yeah, that's how it goes in the R.Kelly partyI sip Crys... you drink piss... (I wanna piss on you remix... you heard?)Now, I'm serious...I really do wanna piss on you.
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 16:12 (twenty years ago) link
― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 17:40 (twenty years ago) link
― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 17:48 (twenty years ago) link
― Luigi Vampa (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 17:50 (twenty years ago) link
Favorite Chappelle Show Moment Not Yet Mentioned: DC taking sick little Billy to school in PlayStation basketball. "KAKAKAKAKAKA! IN YOUR FACE BILLY!!!!! IN YOUR FACE!!!!" "NURSE! COME QUICK! BILLY'S GETTING HIS ASS KICKED!"
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 19:11 (twenty years ago) link
"OF COURSE I HAVE PLAYSTATION. I'M RICH!"
― ModJ (ModJ), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 20:24 (twenty years ago) link
― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 20:31 (twenty years ago) link
― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 21:16 (twenty years ago) link
― Luigi Vampa (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 21:17 (twenty years ago) link
Tyrone Biggums is the grebtest! "Is this the 7 o'clock free crack giveaway?"
― Adrian (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 21:43 (twenty years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 22:44 (twenty years ago) link
― Huggy Dork (Kingfish), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 22:51 (twenty years ago) link
"konichiwa, bitches!"
― Huggy Dork (Kingfish), Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:56 (twenty years ago) link
"Hey, there's a boat with a buncha white people on it. I'm gonna go see what they want."
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 22 January 2004 04:13 (twenty years ago) link
― theodore fogelsanger, Thursday, 22 January 2004 04:16 (twenty years ago) link
i think you answered your own unasked question, tho.
― Huggy Dork (Kingfish), Thursday, 22 January 2004 04:22 (twenty years ago) link
I missed the show tonight. Anybody know when they're replaying it?
― oops (Oops), Thursday, 22 January 2004 05:24 (twenty years ago) link
― Adrian (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 22 January 2004 05:26 (twenty years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Thursday, 22 January 2004 05:29 (twenty years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Thursday, 22 January 2004 05:30 (twenty years ago) link
― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:52 (twenty years ago) link
― Spinktron 2000 (El Spinktor), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:55 (twenty years ago) link
"MMMmmmm MMMMMMM, Bitch!"
― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Friday, 13 February 2004 16:45 (twenty years ago) link
― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Friday, 13 February 2004 16:48 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan I., Friday, 13 February 2004 17:38 (twenty years ago) link
now, if you were talking about the only PROMO they ever showed, then yes...
― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Friday, 13 February 2004 17:39 (twenty years ago) link
negrodamus: he has a receipt.
This is official: Paul Mooney as Negrodamus is the greatest thing Comedy Central has ever aired.
― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 13 February 2004 17:42 (twenty years ago) link
I love weed, LOVE IT! But not as much as I love pussy! The End.
― Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 13 February 2004 18:31 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:10 (twenty years ago) link
chad: you're kicking me out. trey, you stabbed my dad and slept with my girlfriend!trey: chad, i didn't f**k katie. LYSOL f**ked katie. i just filmed it.katie: no, trey, you f**cked me too.trey: correction, i f**cked katie too.dave chappelle: hey chad...i f**cked katie too.
dave chappelle (in "interview"): katie had some big ass titties.
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:17 (twenty years ago) link
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:19 (twenty years ago) link
By the way, DC's character's name from the Real World sketch was Tron. You might remember Tron from the slavery reparations / "I'M RICH, BEEEEOTCH!" *truck horn* skit.
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:24 (twenty years ago) link
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:25 (twenty years ago) link
― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:26 (twenty years ago) link
― Spinktron 2000 (El Spinktor), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:28 (twenty years ago) link
8 hours of heat at a dice game...
(or am I thinking of the same sketch?)
― ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:31 (twenty years ago) link
― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:39 (twenty years ago) link
― ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:42 (twenty years ago) link
― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:51 (twenty years ago) link
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago) link
as in, "Girls! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy your TAT-ehs!"
― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Friday, 13 February 2004 19:58 (twenty years ago) link
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 13 February 2004 20:02 (twenty years ago) link
― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 13 February 2004 20:06 (twenty years ago) link
― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Friday, 13 February 2004 20:13 (twenty years ago) link
― Girolamo Savonarola, Saturday, 14 February 2004 02:48 (twenty years ago) link
I hadn't watched that in years, and it was so sad to see Charlie Murphy and Patrice O'Neal there in the same scene. RIP, they were hilarious.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 15 August 2020 18:05 (three years ago) link
The voice Chappelle does is just so brilliant, I could listen to audiobooks read by him like that.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 15 August 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link
I hope the bad things of the world happened to you and only YOUUUUUUUUUU
― popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 August 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link
Yeah, that's my other favorite bit.
Can't get that voice out of my head when I'm reading and I can't decide how I feel about that.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 15 August 2020 22:26 (three years ago) link
iwill all this stuff be topical 3 months down the line?
Yes.
― pplains, Saturday, 10 October 2020 04:23 (three years ago) link
Chappelle's show headed to Netflix as of.....well...today!
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 November 2020 04:34 (three years ago) link
nice
― the burrito that defined a generation, Sunday, 1 November 2020 04:36 (three years ago) link
watched a few eps of Chappelle's Show this weekend which was a bizarre experience since I've seen them all a dozen times but not since like, 2005. still funny but man I forgot how many very specific references there were to 2002-2004 pop culture stuff, like idk how I'd even explain some of this to a younger generation. the "lost season" where a couple of the bit guys wound up hosting the show while Chappelle was MIA was such a bizarre moment. I wonder how Dave felt about that.
― frogbs, Monday, 30 August 2021 15:33 (two years ago) link
Imagine a show now that would have expected its audience to have watched the modern equivalent of "Making the Band"
― the 45-year-old gaz coomber (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 30 August 2021 15:40 (two years ago) link
I wonder how Dave felt about that.
He wasn't happy about it. At the time, he called the airing of the "lost" episodes a "bully move."
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 30 August 2021 16:48 (two years ago) link
there's a long bit on "Unforgiven" about what happened with the show and how he got screwed over and it's riveting listening but it's also pretty difficult to see this guy as a victim. like when he does these jokes about how we shouldn't stream Chappelle's Show because he doesn't get paid or "you will never get your money back" about when he bombed in Detroit are we supposed to forget that he's insanely rich & has been one of the most successful and well-known comedians on the planet for over two decades, despite literally disappearing for something like 12 years?
― frogbs, Monday, 30 August 2021 17:18 (two years ago) link
Was it really 12 years?
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 30 August 2021 17:27 (two years ago) link
I was calculating the length of time between Chappelle's Show and the Netflix specials, I forgot he did that tour with Flight of the Conchords in 2013. I guess his real public comeback was SNL in 2016, where he said "I'll give Donald Trump a chance"? (which I know he says he regrets, still a monumentally stupid thing to say)
― frogbs, Tuesday, 31 August 2021 01:49 (two years ago) link
When was his Block Party thing, 2007?
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 01:57 (two years ago) link
2005, during Chapelle's Show
― Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 04:20 (two years ago) link
its kind of weird to think about that now, given how much of his persona today is just not giving a shit about anyone or anything
― frogbs, Tuesday, 31 August 2021 13:31 (two years ago) link
random question, anybody know why there's one ep of Chappelle's Show that's not available? like even though it's streaming, there's one episode missing - the only sketch I remember from it was "what if the Internet was a store?" or something like that.
it'll never come back now that Ron Jeremy is in it, but it's been gone since before that indictment.
― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 14:11 (two years ago) link
Clayton NIMBY
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 10 February 2022 03:00 (two years ago) link