why are 'british' films shit?

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It's really quite simple. Most British films are made by people who are complete pricks. Have you never met any of them? I don't have a coherent explanation for why the British film industry is populated by such people, but I'm sure it would go right to the heart of the malaise infecting British culture.

'Honest' was great, though!

Nick, Wednesday, 25 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Do you think film makers here are really big pricks than film makers anywhere else? I've met some OK British directors: Phil Davis, for one. And does that have any bearing on the quality of the films? I mean, I interviewed Jan De Bont around the time of Speed 2: a truly charming man. And quite gleeful about the fact that he made Sandra Bullock do genuinely life threatening stunts. But his films, after the first Speed, have been truly unholy.

Mark Morris, Wednesday, 25 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I think they're just a different kind of prick. The kind of clueless prick that thinks it has the popular touch and deplores Merchant-Ivory, but ends up making a film like Rancid Aluminium and Blue Juice, which appeal neither to the art houses nor the multiplexes. I'm sure there are lots of nice people working in the industry. I'm sure most of them are quite old though.

Nick, Wednesday, 25 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Everyone I know who works in the industry is charming, but then I only know sixty year old Matte Artists and my mates Dad who gave me one of the rubber snakes from Raiders Of The Lost Ark. Which I of course lost within two days of getting it (very slithery).

Unfortunately the kind of confidence, bravado and bloody mindedness needed to make a movie in Britain these days may well attract knobs. Ones whose best skills are in self promotion and explaining ideas - not so good at scripting and pointing tha camera.

Pete, Wednesday, 25 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Sorry. My usual trick of putting an italic tag where I meant to put a bold one.

Pete makes the case I meant to make in a far more reasonable and well-informed way.

Nick, Wednesday, 25 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Birget Jones was useless to me. ANd I refused to see notting hill as it had Julia fuckingRoberts in it. SHe is awful. I like d Ghormengast. British films are fine. Although I have to say I never really know if they are made there or made BY British. I mean Star Wars was SHOT in britian.

Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 25 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Pete is probably right about the hustle thing

Mark Morris, Wednesday, 25 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Excuse me, haven't had time to lounge on the computer for a while, just wanted to agree with the person 50 posts ago about wanting to hit Julia Roberts with a stick. Sorry for being off topic. Thank you.

Chris, Wednesday, 25 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I would like to take my post from the "American movie's are shit" thread and insert it here, but changing it all around so that it makes sense here, too, and defends British movies. They're not all shit! Like I said, "Holy Grail" was a good flick.

Nude Spock, Wednesday, 25 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

four years pass...
What was that one with Thandie Newton and the date rape? That was at least one good British film from the last 10 years.

JTS (JTS), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 23:54 (eighteen years ago) link

and let's not forget Hellraiser :)

JTS (JTS), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 23:55 (eighteen years ago) link

if you thought bridget jones diary was bad then thank the heavens you didn't see the follow up which was a hundred times worse

kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 23:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Dead Man's Shoes is pretty good.

Gary Stretch (Jaap Schip), Friday, 17 March 2006 10:30 (eighteen years ago) link

"let him have it" was really good.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 17 March 2006 10:55 (eighteen years ago) link

What was that one with Thandie Newton and the date rape? That was at least one good British film from the last 10 years.
-- JTS (knife_of_justic...), March 15th, 2006.


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'in your dreams'

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0134741/

a bbc tv movie. i remember it vividly.

piscesboy, Friday, 17 March 2006 13:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Shane Meadows's stuff is quite good. Twentyfourseven, especially.

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 17 March 2006 13:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Re first post: shamelessly appealing to Americans is where the money is.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 March 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link

what is this like?

as for brit flicks, this comes from an old, angry version of me. ive calmed down now. i wonder what i would have thought of love actually back then.

but i am confused as why current output is so gangster-orientated. i am monumentally bored with this topic, which is why i have never seen godfather, goodfellas etc. i might see kidulthood i suppose, but thats about it.

theres loads of good british films obviously. i think that we are not very prolific in putting out good ones, there tends to be maybe 1 or 2 a year, as opposed to other countries which have a higher scoring rate i think.

ambrose (ambrose), Friday, 17 March 2006 16:50 (eighteen years ago) link

my beautiful laundrette is excellent

kyle (akmonday), Friday, 17 March 2006 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link

huh. do people still think british tv is better than us tv as a matter of course?

tom west (thomp), Sunday, 19 March 2006 05:03 (eighteen years ago) link

i saw "secret lies" on the plane it was such a great surprise. tom wilkinson, emily watson and and the most languid, lizard-like rupert everett ever, acting in a way that you'd call haughty if such a word could apply to someone who manifestly does not give a shit about anything but his own satisfaction. he's great. and tom wilkinson is just fantastic in everything he's ever in, i'd see anything with him in it.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 19 March 2006 05:27 (eighteen years ago) link

huh. do people still think british tv is better than us tv as a matter of course?

Only Clive James (and he's Australian).

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Sunday, 19 March 2006 09:58 (eighteen years ago) link

SHAWN OF (ONE) DEAD

chaki (chaki), Sunday, 19 March 2006 10:22 (eighteen years ago) link

SHAWN OF (ONE) JOKE

Why does the birds always shitting on me? (noodle vague), Sunday, 19 March 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

sorry, i meant "separate lies." it really is the most unmemorable title for a movie ever, but a great movie even if it does share with "melinda & melinda" this slightly gnawing sense that if you ever had to spend time with any of these characters you'd want to stab them with guns.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 19 March 2006 18:27 (eighteen years ago) link

however, it is without question a "brit-flick" and i thought it was GREBT.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 19 March 2006 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

the bbc2 thing which aired last night on british thrillers was without doubt the worst programme of all time.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, 29 July 2007 12:23 (sixteen years ago) link

i figured it would be bad so i, get this, didn't watch it.

blueski, Sunday, 29 July 2007 12:27 (sixteen years ago) link

i did watch Daredevil tho...

blueski, Sunday, 29 July 2007 12:28 (sixteen years ago) link

Didn't see it, but was Helen "I'm a right cockney gangster" Mirren as ludicrous as she sounded on the advert for it?

Neil S, Sunday, 29 July 2007 12:33 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm supposed to watch this sort of thing, for college, like.

helen mirren was one of the less annoying interviewees. the revelation that her grandparents ran tings in the london gangland of the 1940s was interesting.

generally, though, i could do without richard bacon's views on 'the long good friday'.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, 29 July 2007 13:10 (sixteen years ago) link

the problem was it felt pressure to be celebratory. why not just admit that british cinema has been mostly a load of rubbish. 'the third man' isn't really british.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, 29 July 2007 13:11 (sixteen years ago) link

What I miss most are the really visionary british films - the kind made by the likes of Powell & Pressburger, Nick Roeg, Peter Greenaway, even Ken Russell.

What's worse than Hugh Grant is the ghastly influence of Ken Loach - all that fucking worthy, downbeat, dour, social realism.

You can't get a film funded in the UK now if it doesn't feature an asylum seeker being preyed on by paedophiles via grainy CCTV. What's worse is you always doubt the sincerity of the intentions behind these films as you know that they're conceived to ensure all the correct boxes are ticked on the Lottery Fund application forms.

"Issues" films. Bleh.

PhilK, Sunday, 29 July 2007 21:09 (sixteen years ago) link

that's why you find a private investor

elan, Sunday, 29 July 2007 21:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Or not, as appears to be the case.

PhilK, Sunday, 29 July 2007 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link

not sure if the lottery fund even exists. but it tended to fund brit gangster films and shitty romcoms, not loach material.

loach et al often get money from abroad. i'm not mad keen on him but there's nothing wrong with films about asylum-seeking paedos or whatever.

roeg is okay, but fuck greenaway and russell. p&P are from a very different era.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, 29 July 2007 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link

> the bbc2 thing which aired last night on british thrillers was without doubt the worst programme of all time.

was ok up until Mona Lisa. plus they gave away the end of shallow grave which i have had on video (ie vhs) for about 10 years and still haven't watched.

koogs, Monday, 30 July 2007 14:12 (sixteen years ago) link

all the pre-60s stuff was rubbish. all they had to say about hitchcock was 'some themes familiar from his more famous american films were present in his british films.' everything else was overfamiliar.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 30 July 2007 14:16 (sixteen years ago) link

best spoiler complaint ever (xp)

blueski, Monday, 30 July 2007 14:17 (sixteen years ago) link

"but fuck greenaway and russell."

the devils is a great film.

Frogman Henry, Monday, 30 July 2007 15:30 (sixteen years ago) link

he did some interesting things (as did greenaway) but so has loach; and as a whole i'd go with loach's body of work over russell's.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 30 July 2007 15:38 (sixteen years ago) link

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british, 'british' and not shit = out on DVD this week.

hurrah!

pisces, Monday, 30 July 2007 23:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Peter Greenaway is great

admrl, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm an american and i have to say, I love all your movies about coal miners going up against margaret thatchers.

uhrrrrrrr10, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 00:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Strike?

Matt #2, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 00:16 (sixteen years ago) link

I was just kidding - the "coal miners during Thatcher years" British indie film is kinda cliche here

uhrrrrrrr10, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 00:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Frogman OTM, The Devils made me weep. Russell can fuck around inconsequentially as long as he likes, he gets a pass for that one film.

Also, there was once a time in my life when Greenaway was a household god. I'll still go to the wall for Drowning By Numbers, The Cook..., and especially The Falls. Never did get to see that Tulse Luper feature he made a couple years back.

Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 03:10 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://film.guardian.co.uk/features/featurepages/0,,2149012,00.html

aight, you know what, fuck it, alex cox otm. it has been a travesty, this "summer of british films".

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 13:28 (sixteen years ago) link

Get Carter was made in 1971. I was a teenager then, and can assure the promoters of this depressing vision that, despite strikes and IRA atrocities, Albion was a long way from skid row. When I went to college, the government paid for it. I incurred no debt. The state owned the water pipes, the reservoirs, the airline, the lecky, the telephone system and the railways, which ran on time and were reasonably cheap. We weren't engaged in two wars of colonial aggression. Muslims weren't our enemies. And the weather was great!

SAM TYLER WAS RIGHT

blueski, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 13:55 (sixteen years ago) link

The, relative, strength of British TV, historically anyway, is definitely a factor. Maybe the theatre too, it's generally shit but it has had exaggerated respect in the UK imo.

Scottish Country Twerking (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 August 2018 07:55 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Thanks to someone's recommendation of the BFI Flipside documentary, I ended up buying one of the films profiled: Privilege by Peter Watkins.
It's about the british government using a pop star to seduce his fans into religious nationalism. I thought it was slightly too long and occasionally too on the nose but the portrayal of the pop star's anxiety, frustration and the way he has been infantilized was quite powerful. The advert for apples and the anarchist character were quite fun too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_dZEky0KAw

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 29 September 2018 20:52 (five years ago) link

I've had that on my wish list forever, seems quite unWatkinslike in some ways. There's a fair bit of on the noseness in most of his films but he's so good at moving his camera and creating an authentic sense of documentary that it never bothers me

Leon Carrotsky (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 September 2018 21:07 (five years ago) link

It's about the british government using a pop star to seduce his fans into religious nationalism.

Gotta say this doesn't appeal to me. But he is one of the greats and he made an appearance to introduce a screening of La Commune, which was a great way to go. Edward Munch is also fantastic!

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 29 September 2018 21:14 (five years ago) link

I was not at that screening, sadly.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 29 September 2018 21:15 (five years ago) link

I didn't know there was a Flipside documentary - only know it as a BFI sub-label for brit grindhouse stuff. I own two releases: The Pleasure Girls (really good, surprisingly feminist movie about a flatshare of young women in 60's London - also has Klaus Kinski as a love interest, if you can believe that) and The Party's Over (about the dangers of bohemian nihilism - preachy, whiny moral majority bollocks. Good Oliver Reed perf tho!). I also saw Man Of Violence, which is in that collection too, on the telly once - terrible movie, but kind of fascinating in its total incompetence, and fwiw it does feature a male protagonist who has sex with a dude, which is pretty progressive for 1970's British genre cinema.

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 1 October 2018 09:48 (five years ago) link

Other Flipside discs I would recommend:

Herostratus, Duffer/The Moon Over The Valley, Deep End, The Black Panther, the BS Johnson anthology You're Human Like the Rest of Them, Symptoms and Psychomania.

Privilege is Watkins' most conventional film, and yes, suffers a bit from didactic obviousness, but it's interesting too to see a 60s 'youth' film express disillusionment with the notion of popular music as a form of subversion.

Ward Fowler, Monday, 1 October 2018 09:59 (five years ago) link

I really enjoyed Black Panther, Donald Sumpter is tremendous in it.

Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Monday, 1 October 2018 10:35 (five years ago) link

He is. And yes, I loved the grimy banality of the 70s settings - brought to mind other, similar shabby British serial killer texts like the film of 10 Rillington Place, or Gordon Burns' Happy Like Murderers.

Ward Fowler, Monday, 1 October 2018 10:50 (five years ago) link

I have a lot of the Flipside films on DVD/BD; one of the few rewarding parts of my job around 2008-11 was getting these as freebies for working on the subtitling (yearned after all the COI / Free Cinema / Humphrey Jennings compilations too, but didn't have enough input on those to blag anything). Deep End might be the best.

Michael Jones, Monday, 1 October 2018 12:36 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

I'll also rep for Queen Of Spades, KJB. May be Anton Walbrook's best performance.

― the clones of tldr funkenstein (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, February 2, 2010

This is newly released on disc by Kino Lorber in the US, and I recommend; superbly crafted, a Scorsese favorite.

Walbrook's antihero hisses with such reptilian duplicity that I couldn't help but see Peter Lorre in the role, and sure enough, he played it in a radio adaptation of the Pushkin story.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 11 January 2020 02:58 (four years ago) link

two years pass...

The Railway Children Return, fuck this let's take off and nuke the British film industry from orbit

pasty drunks fuck off (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 July 2022 17:54 (one year ago) link

Wonder if I need BFI Player to watch Queen of Spades again.

L.H.O.O.Q. Jones (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 17 July 2022 18:04 (one year ago) link

hey look it's the guy who has bad, wrong, smug opinions on TV for money

Like all 1970s British movies, great cast shit film.

— David Quantick (@quantick) July 17, 2022

Sudden Birdnet Thus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 17 July 2022 19:27 (one year ago) link

i just watched dirty pretty things with my kids and 3/4 of the way through they asked why it was so boring and i wanted to throw them both through the window

IT’S FUCKING ART YOU CRETINS

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 17 July 2022 20:18 (one year ago) link

DPT is grebt but it's also a very "keep these spaces liminal!" film

mark s, Sunday, 17 July 2022 20:28 (one year ago) link

now that i’ve settled down i have had to admit it is not really a movie for kids

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 17 July 2022 21:28 (one year ago) link

but yes it is full of liminality isn’t it - a minicab backroom, a hotel kitchen, an airport, an shared apartment with only one key, a mortuary… the river styx is even invoked at one point

the way the gang joined up at the end to pull off a plan made me think of kaurismaki

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 17 July 2022 21:31 (one year ago) link


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