Sex Droughts

I got drunk and kissed someone the other day

!! That is how you do it iirc.

No sex since right around xmas last year, which is one of my shortest droughts. I should be fine, tbh, but I think spring is making me horny.

When you all say "libido" do you mean just horniness or interest in sex with others?

I ask b/c I was gonna say that I had misplaced my libido, but that's not exactly right since I still feel, uh, horny, but the thought of trying to pick up somebody at a bar (or on the street, lol Boystown), which is normally NBD is just so distasteful. And I can't seem to find the wherewithal to date.

That's def what I meant, Jesse, think some other folks did, too.

maybe the internet has replaced the part of the brain that would be satisfied by 'dating'

I just have little/no desire to have sex

Tag, someone else is it.

Quickly coming up on a year. My prior record (since escaping my teenage years, anyway) was maaaayyyyybe a couple of months. Any libido I have is overridden by my current repulsion with relationships and my general acknowledgement of the emptiness of casual hookups. To be honest, I'm really trying to just rechannel that energy into other, more productive endeavors for the first time in my adult life.

I am glaring at Laurel while giving congrats

go laurel, it's your birthday

I am glaring at Laurel while giving congrats

When laurel sets her mind to something laurel gets it done!

Cruised a dude on the street last night. He was straight, but he was showing signs of interest. We talked for a second, he knew what was up, nothing happened. Meh.

well done, l!

high five

rah

Ty ty. It doesn't seemed to have changed anything, though--I don't know why I thought it might? Like the electricity would have come back on, metaphorically. Which it hasn't. Probably just needs a bigger sample size.

*furiously considers electricity metaphors*

"sample" size

Yes that was for lols, my gift to all of you.

a scientific study which involves having all of the sex

sex all the things

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/6033c4e63036ce66271728a8eb93309e81277513_m.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=239vHrwt8Rs&ob=av2e

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iLCKBYSeOs

"i like sample" is hawaiian slang for "would smash"

Would sample

It's unfathomable to me that dudes aren't attempting to sample Laurel on a regular basis tbh

Aww, that's sweet.

Err...they might be? The problem is me, because I think if I even fully notice a lot of those efforts, I mostly find them annoying.

yeah I think Laurel isn't exactly the person who goes to the grocery store on sample day to have a crappy free "meal" of samples if you catch my meaning

Yeah well little cubes of pizza on a stick don't make my skin crawl quite like hopeful would-not-smashes.

hahaha <3

THERE IS NO LAUREL BUFFET

― Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Aye, nor is there.

I love that lesbian canoe username, Laurel :)

wait, is laurel's DN a quote of mine? I had not noticed this

Dude, for like two weeks.

how did I get here? is this ilx? what is going on

The lesbian canoe was...a Lorax?!

A lesbian canoe.. in my vagina?

a vagina is a lesbian canoe
with a little lesbian riding in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db40S82sqic

It's been 2 months, had lots of weird foot worshipping and other bizarre sexual encounters, but no ACTUAL SEX.

Starting to go crazy

Correction: Almost three months. Not two. Sigh.

are we talking about penetrative intercourse, not that I need to know, but maybe my answer about droughts depends on it but probably not?

I vote no, that would be silly and limiting. If it was s-x to you, then it was s-x.

laurel otm

I like silly and limiting and I'm going to stick with my 8 months figure.

It's pretty hetero/cis-centric to define sex as that, but otoh it is really up to the sex-haver to define.

I feel like this is a Clinton-era definition thing but I am Monica Lewinsky

and I am gonna waltz out of here