Cruised a dude on the street last night. He was straight, but he was showing signs of interest. We talked for a second, he knew what was up, nothing happened. Meh.
― free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Saturday, 24 March 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link
well done, l!
― tehresa, Sunday, 25 March 2012 01:19 (twelve years ago) link
high five
― tempestuous alaskan nites! (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 25 March 2012 13:31 (twelve years ago) link
rah
― less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 13:33 (twelve years ago) link
Ty ty. It doesn't seemed to have changed anything, though--I don't know why I thought it might? Like the electricity would have come back on, metaphorically. Which it hasn't. Probably just needs a bigger sample size.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Sunday, 25 March 2012 15:08 (twelve years ago) link
*furiously considers electricity metaphors*
― less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 15:15 (twelve years ago) link
"sample" size
― Hungry4Games (crüt), Sunday, 25 March 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago) link
Yes that was for lols, my gift to all of you.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Sunday, 25 March 2012 17:13 (twelve years ago) link
a scientific study which involves having all of the sex
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 March 2012 17:17 (twelve years ago) link
sex all the things
― mh, Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:44 (twelve years ago) link
http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/6033c4e63036ce66271728a8eb93309e81277513_m.gif
― mookieproof, Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=239vHrwt8Rs&ob=av2e
― stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:54 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iLCKBYSeOs
― uh oh i'm having an emotion (c sharp major), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago) link
"i like sample" is hawaiian slang for "would smash"
― ♆ (gr8080), Sunday, 25 March 2012 22:24 (twelve years ago) link
Would sample
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Monday, 2 April 2012 09:24 (twelve years ago) link
It's unfathomable to me that dudes aren't attempting to sample Laurel on a regular basis tbh
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Monday, 2 April 2012 09:26 (twelve years ago) link
Aww, that's sweet.
Err...they might be? The problem is me, because I think if I even fully notice a lot of those efforts, I mostly find them annoying.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:49 (twelve years ago) link
yeah I think Laurel isn't exactly the person who goes to the grocery store on sample day to have a crappy free "meal" of samples if you catch my meaning
― mh, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:54 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah well little cubes of pizza on a stick don't make my skin crawl quite like hopeful would-not-smashes.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:35 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha <3
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:26 (twelve years ago) link
THERE IS NO LAUREL BUFFET
― Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Wednesday, May 4, 2011
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:56 (twelve years ago) link
Aye, nor is there.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:53 (twelve years ago) link
I love that lesbian canoe username, Laurel :)
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:57 (twelve years ago) link
wait, is laurel's DN a quote of mine? I had not noticed this
― mh, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:21 (twelve years ago) link
Dude, for like two weeks.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:51 (twelve years ago) link
how did I get here? is this ilx? what is going on
― mh, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago) link
The lesbian canoe was...a Lorax?!
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago) link
A lesbian canoe.. in my vagina?
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:16 (twelve years ago) link
a vagina is a lesbian canoewith a little lesbian riding in it
― mh, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db40S82sqic
― stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Monday, 9 April 2012 17:55 (twelve years ago) link
It's been 2 months, had lots of weird foot worshipping and other bizarre sexual encounters, but no ACTUAL SEX.
Starting to go crazy
― homosexual II, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago) link
Correction: Almost three months. Not two. Sigh.
― homosexual II, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:55 (twelve years ago) link
are we talking about penetrative intercourse, not that I need to know, but maybe my answer about droughts depends on it but probably not?
― mh, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:55 (twelve years ago) link
I vote no, that would be silly and limiting. If it was s-x to you, then it was s-x.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Monday, 9 April 2012 20:53 (twelve years ago) link
laurel otm
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 April 2012 20:55 (twelve years ago) link
I like silly and limiting and I'm going to stick with my 8 months figure.
― mh, Monday, 9 April 2012 21:26 (twelve years ago) link
It's pretty hetero/cis-centric to define sex as that, but otoh it is really up to the sex-haver to define.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 00:48 (twelve years ago) link
I feel like this is a Clinton-era definition thing but I am Monica Lewinsky
and I am gonna waltz out of here
― mh, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 01:19 (twelve years ago) link
I was getting very very very horny at inappropriate times today. Is it spring or
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:16 (twelve years ago) link
IT IS VERY SPRING
― mh, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:22 (twelve years ago) link
SPROING!
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:52 (twelve years ago) link
If someone else has been involved in you having an orgasm, there is no drought IMO
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago) link
Huh. So my drought is technically over why because Rue McClanahan pictures
― 1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago) link
see that is the thing exactly
I mean, the reciprocation or lack thereof, not Rue McClanahan, although that gives me ideas.
― mh, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Nt9EANIHzYA/SaCF_OrGXNI/AAAAAAAAFFo/w8KaFiznB_k/s320/ruenagel.jpg
?
― ogmor, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
hubba hubba
― mh, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link
lost my virginity to a jpg
― ogmor, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link
Assuming that both/all partners having "an orgasm" is a nec component of "sex" would also be kinda...it's just such an incomplete picture? Although I can appreciate the sense in which you mean that, that there shd be an essential uh...sharing? Communion? Anyway, still up to you!
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:03 (twelve years ago) link
wait, women have orgasms?!?
― mh, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:07 (twelve years ago) link
As proven by science.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:22 (twelve years ago) link