Sex Droughts

Yeah well little cubes of pizza on a stick don't make my skin crawl quite like hopeful would-not-smashes.

hahaha <3

THERE IS NO LAUREL BUFFET

― Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Aye, nor is there.

I love that lesbian canoe username, Laurel :)

wait, is laurel's DN a quote of mine? I had not noticed this

Dude, for like two weeks.

how did I get here? is this ilx? what is going on

The lesbian canoe was...a Lorax?!

A lesbian canoe.. in my vagina?

a vagina is a lesbian canoe
with a little lesbian riding in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db40S82sqic

It's been 2 months, had lots of weird foot worshipping and other bizarre sexual encounters, but no ACTUAL SEX.

Starting to go crazy

Correction: Almost three months. Not two. Sigh.

are we talking about penetrative intercourse, not that I need to know, but maybe my answer about droughts depends on it but probably not?

I vote no, that would be silly and limiting. If it was s-x to you, then it was s-x.

laurel otm

I like silly and limiting and I'm going to stick with my 8 months figure.

It's pretty hetero/cis-centric to define sex as that, but otoh it is really up to the sex-haver to define.

I feel like this is a Clinton-era definition thing but I am Monica Lewinsky

and I am gonna waltz out of here

I was getting very very very horny at inappropriate times today. Is it spring or

IT IS VERY SPRING

SPROING!

If someone else has been involved in you having an orgasm, there is no drought IMO

Huh. So my drought is technically over why because Rue McClanahan pictures

see that is the thing exactly

I mean, the reciprocation or lack thereof, not Rue McClanahan, although that gives me ideas.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Nt9EANIHzYA/SaCF_OrGXNI/AAAAAAAAFFo/w8KaFiznB_k/s320/ruenagel.jpg

?

hubba hubba

lost my virginity to a jpg

Assuming that both/all partners having "an orgasm" is a nec component of "sex" would also be kinda...it's just such an incomplete picture? Although I can appreciate the sense in which you mean that, that there shd be an essential uh...sharing? Communion? Anyway, still up to you!

wait, women have orgasms?!?

As proven by science.

Oh no wait

resorting to bad humor to correct my over/undersharing

I think it's the attempt of o that's important, not the actual achievement.

gonna save that line for another day

Hey, baby, c'mon over here and let me throw you an attempted o.

anything below the belt is droughtending, in a little way. not a rainstorm, but definitely a light spritz

anything droughtending doesn't tend to be a light spritz in this context

yeah otm xp

feel like I tell ilx that d-mac is otm way too often, but he really is

I think it's the attempt of o that's important, not the actual achievement.

nah

I think it's the attempt of o that's important, not the actual achievement.

Initially read this as a Morbius-baiting contribution to the US politics thread.

my penis is chapped from too much fucking.

a monsoon, as it were

That sucks, chris. At least it's not winter so it's not so dry out and you'll heal faster?

take it to the sex floods thread, bingo :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgkzRE89Gyw

Grrr.

Drought broken. Woohoo.