I Regret Eating My Placenta

I regret eating your placenta.

Toews would dive for it and gobble it up. Or put it in the Stanley Cup for later.

Lotus birth is fine by me if you carry the placenta around in the Stanley Cup.

lol

or drive it around with you in a Lotus

God hates placentaphags!

Winner.

don't get stuck holding the placentabag

btw guys wharton's jelly sounds delicious... placenta butter and wharton's jelly sandwich... mmm

In case anyone wants to check out some stories/pics. They're definitely interesting.

http://www.naturalfamilyco.com/graphics/LotusBirthGallery.pdf
http://eleanorsuc.blogspot.com.au/2010/12/her-lotus-birth.html

I wouldn't circumsize anyone for doing the opposite of them either in most situations.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:55 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

was what i read

Animals also eat the placenta because leaving a big plop of raw meat lying around is a great way to attract predators when you have vulnerable newborns. Unless there's a pack of dingoes in your maternity ward, this does not really apply to humans.

there could be foodies around who are after some raw food

just dipping into this surprisingly long-lasting thread i can only say that Jeff is otm

if you're hungry, eat it, i say.
there are people dying of starvation in africa and you guys are throwing out your placentas as if it's medical waste. shame on you

do they know it's christmas?

maybe if you dry it out and wrap it up in cheesecloth you can stealth it in as christmas pudding the following year

The lotus birth thing seems so complicated and high maintenance.

making sure it doesn't stink is pretty much your main priority for the next, what, twelve days?

I haven't read this thread at all, but several CHILXors (me, n/a, J5ss5, and courtnoodle) won a pub quiz tonight with this thread title as our team name.

!!!!!

hooray!

It has brought fortune to us all.

waht is a courtnoodle

placenta: the gift that keeps on giving

courtnoodle is a lovely chicagoan and mostly-lurker on ilx

hahaha that is awesome

uh just to clarify I am talking about the pub quiz team name, not the lotus birth pics I just looked at which honestly gave me flashbacks to "Alien"

Something you can do with the placenta is take the placental and umbilical cord blood and tissue from a newborn baby and place it in cryo storage so if the baby gets a blood or immune disease sometime in the future they can use the stem cells to beat it. Another thing you can do with the placenta is eat it. Potato, Pahtaho.

another thing you can do with the placenta is wear it like a jaunty hat

loollllll

I Regret Wearing My Placenta Like a Jaunty Hat

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTa8YUM1SpQI3uAixmDMbMFbN03gLsesC6CbGxxCFptyimAk23EBctN3V1w3A

moi, je ne regrette rien (excepté manger mon placenta)

fuck washing a placenta hat

LOL

http://jezebel.com/5898245/so-you-want-to-eat-your-placenta

the entire "Raw: Nice and Bloody" section is amazing

You can also eat raw placenta, usually in smoothie form

you're not supposed to eat raw placenta if meconium (poop!) was in the amniotic fluid

Yeah, only eat it if it's completely filtered any extant poop.

I Regret Pooping On My Placenta

don't we all

Nah, I've never given pooping on dayo's placenta a second thought

If it's magenta, you've been eating placenta.
If it's black, send it back.

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225) Posted: June 8, 2005 7:48:53 AM

omg lol

where did that come from

"If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down." - The Lost Stanzas

If fluid has poopy you'll get pukey
If fluid has none get ready for yum

http://i2.listal.com/image/1379602/500full.jpg

"I think I'll have the $5 placenta."

"You want that bloody as hell or burnt to a crisp?"

I am at an Easter vigil and starving, really wouldn't say no to a piece of placenta right now

I knew we talked about lotus birth somewhere on here.

http://www.xojane.com/healthy/how-to-lotus-birth

As someone whose child would die and who might also die right along with the child if I decided to let nature take its course w/r/t this pregnancy, I have a whole new perspective on this, which is basically, go ahead and give birth alone in a pile of leaves if you want but don't preach about how it's the only way to raise a healthy and happy child.