"I’m sorry, but Lost Boys is the only expert movie on vampires"

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you know while watching this i noticed an abundance of 60's/hippie-era references in this movie. also i find it striking that the film is
ultimately about resistance to peer pressure (vampirism=drugs, obviously).

is it possible this film is an oblique conservative commentary on the decades-long fallout from the permissive 60's counterculture and its supposed negative effects on reagan-era youth?

latebloomer, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 12:39 (sixteen years ago) link

after all, it is wily old Grandpa, the seemingly crazy member of the Greatest generation, who saves the day in the end. are the filmmakers trying to tell us something?

latebloomer, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 12:41 (sixteen years ago) link

I love how two of the biggest things that this film was trying to set up -- Jason Patric as a star and Charlie Sexton as a music star -- never got much more famous than this. (Patric's had one erratic career...)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 12:43 (sixteen years ago) link

he was briefly mentioned for Dr. Manhattan in the upcoming watchmen flick but it's now gone to Billy Crudup, apparently.

latebloomer, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 12:47 (sixteen years ago) link

no, Jason Patric was actually the center of a couple films for adults.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 13:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Never knew you were a Speed 2 fan.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 14:56 (sixteen years ago) link

After Dark My Sweet, Geronimo, Your Friends & Neighbors

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:00 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm sorry, but *this* is the only expert movie on vampires:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Vampire

Martin Van Burne, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:03 (sixteen years ago) link

omg "enquiring minds want to know" has been an integral part of my lexicon since 1988 because of that line!

That's where I got that line from? Shit, didn't even realize!

nathalie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:03 (sixteen years ago) link

patric does a damn good narc

saw him in "sleepers" with no idea of the plot - i almost refused to watch movies ever again

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:03 (sixteen years ago) link

nathalie that line is from a decades-long advertising campaign from the National Enquirer!

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:04 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost on National Enq, yeah

This looked so gay when it was released I didn't want to see it for fear of looking like a chickenhawk. I shd get around to it sometime.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:06 (sixteen years ago) link

(a 20something chickenhawk)

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh okay. Shit, I didn't need to know that. ;-)

nathalie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:09 (sixteen years ago) link

r u hstencil?

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:13 (sixteen years ago) link

two years pass...

http://thighswideshut.org/videos/sax.gif

boy oh boy, time has not been kind to this film ... not that it was ever anything more than a good hoot, but eesh it's kind of embarrassing to admit that i liked this so much when i was a teenager.

Sealegs Tetrazzini (Eisbaer), Sunday, 27 September 2009 02:57 (fourteen years ago) link

So you no longer still believe.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Not even through the storms?

VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:04 (fourteen years ago) link

i'd still rather watch this (and last year's piece-of-shit sequel) than "buffy," "true blood," or "twilight." at least i can laugh at a young Jack Bauer's once-resplendent mullet.

Sealegs Tetrazzini (Eisbaer), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Monster Squad is way more fun (and even more dated!)

deus ex lawnmower (latebloomer), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:11 (fourteen years ago) link

which has aged worse: Lost Boys or An American Werewolf in London?

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:12 (fourteen years ago) link

also, i can't believe that ONLY NOW did i notice the REALLY homoerotic/beefcake poster that Corey Haim has hanging on his bedroom wall in this film. i mean, i know that Corey Haim is a punchline, and that this film was directed by Joel "Close-Up Shots of George Clooney's Batman Codpiece" Schumacher -- but STILL COME ON.

Sealegs Tetrazzini (Eisbaer), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:18 (fourteen years ago) link

still my favorite Kiefer movie

"maggots, michael"

VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:19 (fourteen years ago) link

shall I spell it out for y'all ... ROB LOWE BARING HIS MIDRIFF ON TWINKY COREY HAIM'S WALL:

http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/6851/roblowe0258ww.jpg

Sealegs Tetrazzini (Eisbaer), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Why else do you think they were lost?

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Anyway I did like that Bill (rather than Ted) was one of the vampires.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't think i could handle watching this movie right now tbh.

ian, Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:28 (fourteen years ago) link

This thread reminded me of my obsession with oiled up saxophone man Timmy Cappello unbound even when wrapped in chains. So very sensual, so unfailingly hilarious.

How sad it is to think what he has become.

Please tell me this is not the same person.

menelaus, Sunday, 27 September 2009 09:34 (fourteen years ago) link

I remember loving this film having seen it in about 1987... I then saw it again on dvd in about 2002 and I was so so disappointed how badly it'd aged. Tad's right. It's kind of cringey now.

Dearth Disco (Trayce), Sunday, 27 September 2009 11:30 (fourteen years ago) link

No, it was my favourite film when I was a teenage goth. It's old enough now that it's become fun and kitschy to watch it now, rather than cringeworthy. I thought it wouldn't hold up, but for me, it totally did.

I Like Daydreams, I've Had Enough Reality (Masonic Boom), Sunday, 27 September 2009 11:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Rewatching this film (aside from the obvious drawcard of TC) is quite nostalgic for me, and funny. As I never noticed the poster of Rob Lowe on CH's wall I think yet another viewing may be in order. There are hitherto undiscovered levels to appreciate

Can't think of any other vampire film I've seen that I would rewatch, not a fan of the type. Must be the strong moral messages and bitchin' soundtrack that drew me to this one. That and the maggots line.

menelaus, Sunday, 27 September 2009 11:50 (fourteen years ago) link

This movie is classic for the Frog Brothers, who were one of a series of movie role models for kids who dealt with being unpopular and socially awkward by setting aside popularity and academic achievement for devotion to a higher purpose, such as killing vampires, finding pirate treasure, or building a physics-defying spaceship with only an Apple IIc.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link

. patrick FLOATS OUTSIDE COREY HAIM'S WINDOW. AND COREY HAIM HAS ON A BORN TO SHOP SHIRT AND A POSTER OF A SHIRTLESS ROB LOWE ON HIS CLOSET DOOR!

I had forgotten how gay Corey Haim's character was in this movie.

The ever dapper nicolars (Nicole), Sunday, 27 September 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Love Lost Boys. Love Fright Night. But you do yourself a disservice if you discount Daughters of Darkness.

http://www.locoono.dk/covers/Lesbian%20Euro-Vampires/Daughters%20of%20Darkness%20_01.jpg

Nate Carson, Sunday, 27 September 2009 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link

I had forgotten how gay Corey Haim's character was in this movie.

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/lost-boys/14.jpg http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/lost-boys/8.jpg

Sealegs Tetrazzini (Eisbaer), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link

The original Neo.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Daughters of Darkness is a pinnacle of 70's eurohorror, second only to Suspiria. Check it out, and see Kumel's Malpertuis and The Coming of Joachim Stiller as well.

As for Lost Boys, saw it at a festival a couple of years back, and it struck me I'd actually known straight guys who wore that weird pastel stuff that Corey Haim did, and how strange the eighties were, and so on, and so on. As for the movie, I thought it was a painful piece of trash then, and it really isn't improving in any way like a fine wine,

Soukesian, Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link

For me Lost Boys has two things going for it: the sense of 80s nostalgia, and the fact that the Frog brothers put holy water in their squirt guns.

Nate Carson, Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link

It's no Near Dark, though.

Soukesian, Sunday, 27 September 2009 23:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Near Dark - great cast, and they use tin foil on the windshield. Big points.

Nate Carson, Monday, 28 September 2009 00:29 (fourteen years ago) link

five months pass...

RIP Corey Haim -- you took the secret of the sexual preference of your "Lost Boys" character to the grave w/ you.

;_;

Jonsi's on a vacation far away (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Good to see some Wolfman/nard discussion on this thread too, really.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 23 May 2010 14:01 (thirteen years ago) link

RIP Corey Haim -- you took the secret of the sexual preference of your "Lost Boys" character to the grave w/ you.

uh, dude had a steamy Rob Lowe poster IN HIS CLOSET

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/lost-boys/14.jpg

he also sported a hot pick t-shirt which read "born to shop" at some point in the film iirc

in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Monday, 24 May 2010 02:10 (thirteen years ago) link

the "enquiring minds want to know" line comes from a national enquirer tv ad

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 24 May 2010 02:46 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r3Xs9sBEVg

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 24 May 2010 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link

god i can't believe that footage is on the internet

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 24 May 2010 02:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Ned is prescient, what can I say.

Davek (davek_00), Monday, 24 May 2010 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Hey, there ya go.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 May 2010 03:21 (thirteen years ago) link

somebody in the terrible ideas thread had this brilliant idea for a robot lost boys adaptation or something? where like there are sentient androids trying to destroy humanity, but the vampires need humanity for snacks, so it was this secret war of our oldest predator vs. our newest existential threat and it sounded great, honestly

I am what they call a (cat), Thursday, 20 October 2022 22:31 (one year ago) link

cyberpunk remake of The Lost Boys titled The Lost Bots.

― peace, man, Wednesday, August 24, 2022 1:58 PM

apparently i made up 95% of my previous post

I am what they call a (cat), Thursday, 20 October 2022 22:34 (one year ago) link

I think we need to take a moment to recognize the greatness of the title of this thread.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 20 October 2022 22:42 (one year ago) link

it is indisputable for sure. the film is the perfect distillation of all previous vampire media and the wellspring of all subsequent vampire media. the great vampire media nexus.

I am what they call a (cat), Thursday, 20 October 2022 22:52 (one year ago) link

i mean i don’t think i’ve ever watched it all the way thru but from the parts i remember seeing on tv ~25 years ago, i assume that’s what it is

I am what they call a (cat), Thursday, 20 October 2022 22:54 (one year ago) link

i am still sometimes reluctant to dig into fried rice

I am what they call a (cat), Thursday, 20 October 2022 22:56 (one year ago) link

It is certainly the distillation of young male actors of the 80s.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 20 October 2022 22:57 (one year ago) link

a most delicious distillation

I am what they call a (cat), Thursday, 20 October 2022 23:01 (one year ago) link

i’m assuming

I am what they call a (cat), Thursday, 20 October 2022 23:02 (one year ago) link

Pretty safe assumption.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 20 October 2022 23:07 (one year ago) link

I hear this thread title in Gregg Turkington’s voice.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 21 October 2022 00:33 (one year ago) link

eleven months pass...

On BBC1 right now.

I Left My Harp In Sam Frank's Disco (Tom D.), Saturday, 23 September 2023 22:55 (seven months ago) link

Maybe I have said this but some friends of mine got a Cameo video from the oily sax player as an anniversary present to themselves

Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 24 September 2023 10:45 (seven months ago) link

Oh, upon scrolling I see that I in fact did say this. Sorry, carry on

Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 24 September 2023 10:46 (seven months ago) link

Off-topic: For my last birthday, my wife paid Lisa Loeb to sing "Happy Birthday" to me while wearing chunky glasses. It is pretty much my best memory of an utterly horrible year.

This world has many problems but Cameo seems like a bright spot in the darkness.

Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 24 September 2023 10:52 (seven months ago) link

does anyone know any other expert movies?

ufo, Sunday, 24 September 2023 11:29 (seven months ago) link

My Cousin Vinny is the expert movie on lawyers.

AlanSmithee, Sunday, 24 September 2023 17:06 (seven months ago) link


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