Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

You tell me HOOS flopped HOOS caught the blue drop
HOOS jewels got robbed HOOS mostly goldie down to the
tube sock.

Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
Yes I Think You Know What I Mean
Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
And Big Hoos, I Love You...
Convert to BBCode!

y'all gon make me HOOS my mind
up in here, up in here

i just wanna HOOS your love, tonight

HOOS gonna drive you steen, tonight?

HOOS gonna ride your wild horses

HOOS the man with the master plan?

we gonna HOOS down to electric avenue
and then we steen the driver

HOOS let the dogs out?
HOOS! HOOS!

The boy looked at Johnny
Said "Don't you know hoos I think I am"

HOOS going to shoe your feet?
HOOS going to pay your rent?
HOOS going to stand by you?
HOOS going to cure the heart of a man in need?

WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS

HOOS gonna tell you when
It's too late
HOOS gonna tell you things
Aren't so great
You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
HOOS gonna steendrive you home
Tonight?

HOOS a cowboy
on a steen horse i ride
wanted (wanted!)
dead or steendrived

My HOOS, my HOOS, my lovely lady STEEN.

Doctorin' the HOOS
Doctorin', doctorin'

doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos

Who are you?
HOOS HOOS, HOOS HOOS

there's some HOOS in this house, if you see 'em point 'em out

Captain Save-a-HOOS

there's some HOOS in this house, if you see 'em point 'em out

-- glynsync, Monday, October 29, 2007 5:22 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

nice

Aw, tell me baby, what's my name?
Aw, tell me baby, what's my name?

HOOS, HOOS!
HOOS, HOOS!
HOOS, HOOS!

Are you with me, Doctor HOOS?
Are you really just a DRIVER of a STEEN that I once knew?

BIG THREAD aka the sharkjumper

-- deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:00 (4 hours ago) Link

^DEEJ

Srsly, this thread is the exact point where HOOS jokes stop being funny.

I started a HOOS, which made the whole world steendriver

HOOS didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the steen's been driving

Guys.

Synchronicity.

(drunk)

Hugs to all.

Don't mess with my HOOS-HOOS.

So how could I ever refuse
I feel like I win when I HOOS

Steendriver,
Your table has turned

Don't bring me do-ow-wn, HOOOS

Oh HOOSie-Q, baby I love you, HOOSie-Q

Haha, MVB.

They are waiting on an opportunity
They are waiting on an opportunity
For the HOOS STEENDRIVER which is to come

HE'S HOOS-ING THE DISTANCE
HE'S DRIVING FOR STEEN
SHE'S ALL ALONE (ALL ALONE)
IN HER HOUR OF NEED

I can't help it, I'm
Born too HOOS

'Cause he's a brick
HOOS

oh all right...

"HOOS' makin love to your old lady, while you are out makin love?"

In my HOOS I've got no shackles

Hoos the man
That would risk his neck for his brother man?

And I wonder
HOOS loving you
Now

HOOS mon!
There's a moose loose aboot this HOOS!

You see I've been through the desert on a HOOS with no name
It felt good to STEENDRIVE in the rain.

revved up like a HOOS
another steendriver in the night

I took a ride with the pretty music
I went down and baby, you can tell
I took a ride with the pretty music
Now I put it to you straight from hell
I'll stick it deep inside
I'll stick it deep inside
'Cause I'm HOOS!

Always

When you get out
Of the HOOSpital
Let me back into your life

Let me please introduce myself (HOOS, HOOS)
I'm a man of wealth and taste

I saw HOOS
Kissin’ and a-huggin’
with all of his might,
Let me tell you buddy
It was a terrible sight

some of them want to abuse HOOS
some of them want to be a HOOS

HOOS!...I Did It Again

So come on, I wanna see you, gr8080
Come on, I don’t mean maybe
Come on, I’m tryin’ to make you see
That I belong to HOOS
And HOOS belongs to steen

And that steen will drive
When he learns we are
HOOS

People are people so why should it be
HOOS and I should drive along so steenfully

Then you've seen a picture
Of steen without HOOS

I’d like to drive
Under the steen
In an octopus’s garden
With HOOS

Just like the white winged dove
Steens a song, sounds like she's steening,
I said HOOS, baby, HOOS, said HOOS

I'm a few years older than HOOS

My love

Fifty third and HOOS
Fifty third and HOOS
Fifty third and HOOS

you've been struck by
a HOOS criminal

Good one! See also

No need to ask
He's a HOOS operator

lol

Asking only workman's wages I come looking for a job
But I get no offers
Just a come-on from the HOOS on Seventh Avenue

Do you know where you are? You're in the Hongro, baby!

Come on it’s lovely weather
For a steendrive together with HOOS

Steen forever
The Hoosing on the wall

I can’t stop loving HOOS
I’ve steened up my drive

Never gonna fall in love again
I don’t wanna start with someone new
‘Cause I couldn’t bear to see it end
Just like steen and HOOS

Tracy, when you’re with with HOOS
For somethin’ to do
I drive my steen around you