OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

anyone know why wolfpupy's account is locked

@dogboner with a gem

http://i.imgur.com/NbYLG.png

'nannigans

aw man. RIP @HellDudeREAL

that was one hilarious day. hope some of you got to see. was a creation of @ahuj9, apparently.

mark today as the day twitterppl started paying attention to me bc of this twit: https://t.co/cLj7TGuI

@HellDudeREAL is back!

this is kind of amazing

https://twitter.com/#!/pentametron

agree but algorithm needs tweaking to recognise emoticons

I call bullshit, some of those are dactyls and trochees.

pretty awesome

that's lovely

agree but algorithm needs tweaking to recognise emoticons

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it does!

wint ‏ @dril Close
the moment you realize that every piece of furniture you own is just a man in a zentai suit stuck in a rigid pose and they all flee at once

@UtilityLimb
open a girl twit pic and click expand. it make her grow from mere notion of what you can't have to real embodiment of what you can't have :]

god u tweet and tweet and u can never be so succinct as utilitylimb

ha yes thats a good one

I would pay cash money, boutique press prices even, for a book by utilitylimb.

feel like that would be a letdown, enjoy the free twitter

book would be difficult because we really need to ruminate over things like

@UtilityLimb
"how creative. the joy division album cover again," - me, sarcastically, to the endless black & white lines pouring out the sky into the sea

for an hour or two.

what became of @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

jumped shark; later broke 4th wall and abandoned shtick I believe.

believe it or not Ken Jennings' twitter is almost as good as the guys mentioned ITT

^^^

wkiw with ken jennings and his weird mormon humor

Ken Jennings ‏ @KenJennings

I spend soccer season trying to get little boys out of my van. I'm like the opposite of a pedophile.

Ken Jennings ‏ @KenJennings

Well I just dissolved a tube of Necco wafers in my Coke and made Dr Pepper, in case the MacArthur Foundation is reading this.

Ken Jennings ‏ @KenJennings

I bet when the Heartbreakers are on the road, their manager is like "And stay out of the 'Petty' cash!" and they all laugh & laugh

yeah real cool twitter guys

Where is utilitylimb?

working on tweet 666

Well I just dissolved a tube of Necco wafers in my Coke and made Dr Pepper, in case the MacArthur Foundation is reading this.

real lols @ this

wolf puppy ‏ @wolfpupy
throw a bag of flour in to the ocean who cares

wolfpupy otm

hahaha

i'm sad that @foodnetwerk was suspended. i figure alton brown is behind this.

oh man i missed the fun. found some of their tweets here: http://favstar.fm/users/FoodNetwerk
also found this with some context: http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/alton-brown-is-a-party-pooper

i apparently don't follow the travails of comedy twitter accounts very closely.

As I suspected. His insistence that he couldn't bear the trademark infringement is pretty weak. And if they ditched that, then what got them shut down? Not that @foodnetwerk were my favorite ever, but some of their individual tweets WERE my favorites ever.

CNNNewsUSA is still going

foodnetwerk migrated to another account iirc

Oh? Which one?

FoodNetwark iirc

thanks for the pointer.

CNNNewsUSA is my favorite thing

wolfpupy and utility_limb never tweet anymore. my twitter feed is a lot less funny these days :(

@andersoncoopers is really really beautiful, i would buy books of it as poetry. funny also.

@Bill_Nye_tho

wolfpupy locked his account. if he doesn't follow you, you don't see his stuff any more. also he tweets less & seems bummed out.

wolf teen

https://twitter.com/crushingbort/statuses/207665399792271360

deg ‏@degg
most people dont even know why 69 is funny they just laugh so they dont feel weird. its basically a sex number though, thats why i laugh

@utilitylimb seems to have slowed their roll too

@dril is just consistently amazing:

wint ‏@dril
IM AN incest-libertarikin transvaginal ultrasound who owns GUn's and i will post a picture of my dick everyday until voting is made illegal

yeah he is -

just realized that skeletons are basically just rocks hitching a free ride inside of our bodies. sad and pissed off

http://twitter.com/young_laureate/status/226075764066508800

lawl who is this

https://twitter.com/KimKierkegaard

KimKierkegaardashian ‏@KimKierkegaard

Magic Mountain fun today!! Kanye laughing & me crying! The whole of existence frightens me.