Sex Droughts

Correction: Almost three months. Not two. Sigh.

are we talking about penetrative intercourse, not that I need to know, but maybe my answer about droughts depends on it but probably not?

I vote no, that would be silly and limiting. If it was s-x to you, then it was s-x.

laurel otm

I like silly and limiting and I'm going to stick with my 8 months figure.

It's pretty hetero/cis-centric to define sex as that, but otoh it is really up to the sex-haver to define.

I feel like this is a Clinton-era definition thing but I am Monica Lewinsky

and I am gonna waltz out of here

I was getting very very very horny at inappropriate times today. Is it spring or

IT IS VERY SPRING

SPROING!

If someone else has been involved in you having an orgasm, there is no drought IMO

Huh. So my drought is technically over why because Rue McClanahan pictures

see that is the thing exactly

I mean, the reciprocation or lack thereof, not Rue McClanahan, although that gives me ideas.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Nt9EANIHzYA/SaCF_OrGXNI/AAAAAAAAFFo/w8KaFiznB_k/s320/ruenagel.jpg

?

hubba hubba

lost my virginity to a jpg

Assuming that both/all partners having "an orgasm" is a nec component of "sex" would also be kinda...it's just such an incomplete picture? Although I can appreciate the sense in which you mean that, that there shd be an essential uh...sharing? Communion? Anyway, still up to you!

wait, women have orgasms?!?

As proven by science.

Oh no wait

resorting to bad humor to correct my over/undersharing

I think it's the attempt of o that's important, not the actual achievement.

gonna save that line for another day

Hey, baby, c'mon over here and let me throw you an attempted o.

anything below the belt is droughtending, in a little way. not a rainstorm, but definitely a light spritz

anything droughtending doesn't tend to be a light spritz in this context

yeah otm xp

feel like I tell ilx that d-mac is otm way too often, but he really is

I think it's the attempt of o that's important, not the actual achievement.

nah

I think it's the attempt of o that's important, not the actual achievement.

Initially read this as a Morbius-baiting contribution to the US politics thread.

my penis is chapped from too much fucking.

a monsoon, as it were

That sucks, chris. At least it's not winter so it's not so dry out and you'll heal faster?

take it to the sex floods thread, bingo :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgkzRE89Gyw

Grrr.

Drought broken. Woohoo.

Or ended, rather.

congrats, april showers etc etc

Congrats, I guess? ;)

I can do three months standing on my head.

http://i1-news.softpedia-static.com/images/news2/The-Driest-Place-on-Earth-Atacama-Desert-2.jpg

welp, see you later drought thread

always glad to see thread bumped for the right reason imo

true dat

Hi-5, mh.

I wonder if I'll even be competent at sex the next time it happens. Perhaps I should do some cardio.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-MnmheO4MuOY/TyRcbN8EtYI/AAAAAAAAAxQ/mcR6kk5lvGQ/s1600/rain1.jpg

Woop!

Hasn't been that long for me, considering my past history of spaaans of time, but recently ended things with someone and am now getting...antsy.

(spaaans of time of sex droughts, i mean)