Sex Droughts

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Assuming that both/all partners having "an orgasm" is a nec component of "sex" would also be kinda...it's just such an incomplete picture? Although I can appreciate the sense in which you mean that, that there shd be an essential uh...sharing? Communion? Anyway, still up to you!

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

wait, women have orgasms?!?

mh, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:07 (twelve years ago) link

As proven by science.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

Oh no wait

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

resorting to bad humor to correct my over/undersharing

mh, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

I think it's the attempt of o that's important, not the actual achievement.

The Reverend, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago) link

gonna save that line for another day

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

Hey, baby, c'mon over here and let me throw you an attempted o.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

anything below the belt is droughtending, in a little way. not a rainstorm, but definitely a light spritz

j'en ai cache (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

anything droughtending doesn't tend to be a light spritz in this context

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

yeah otm xp

The Reverend, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

feel like I tell ilx that d-mac is otm way too often, but he really is

mh, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

I think it's the attempt of o that's important, not the actual achievement.

nah

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 23:27 (twelve years ago) link

I think it's the attempt of o that's important, not the actual achievement.

Initially read this as a Morbius-baiting contribution to the US politics thread.

You always tell me: "Perhacs Perhacs Perhacs" (seandalai), Thursday, 12 April 2012 00:20 (twelve years ago) link

my penis is chapped from too much fucking.

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Thursday, 12 April 2012 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

a monsoon, as it were

swaghand (dayo), Thursday, 12 April 2012 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

That sucks, chris. At least it's not winter so it's not so dry out and you'll heal faster?

mh, Thursday, 12 April 2012 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

take it to the sex floods thread, bingo :)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 12 April 2012 01:21 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgkzRE89Gyw

scumulator (electricsound), Thursday, 12 April 2012 01:24 (twelve years ago) link

Grrr.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 15 April 2012 13:08 (twelve years ago) link

Drought broken. Woohoo.

homosexual II, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

Or ended, rather.

homosexual II, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

congrats, april showers etc etc

mh, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

Congrats, I guess? ;)

I can do three months standing on my head.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 23:46 (twelve years ago) link

welp, see you later drought thread

mh, Sunday, 22 April 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

always glad to see thread bumped for the right reason imo

diafiyhm (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 April 2012 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

true dat

hologram ned raggett (The Reverend), Monday, 23 April 2012 00:13 (twelve years ago) link

Hi-5, mh.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 13:53 (twelve years ago) link

I wonder if I'll even be competent at sex the next time it happens. Perhaps I should do some cardio.

Pita Malört (Je55e), Friday, 27 April 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Woop!

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 17 June 2012 00:24 (eleven years ago) link

Hasn't been that long for me, considering my past history of spaaans of time, but recently ended things with someone and am now getting...antsy.

rayuela, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link

(spaaans of time of sex droughts, i mean)

rayuela, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

Unexpected clouds overhead the last two weeks. Strongly feel I could make something happen here if I can break through my usual disinterest...

Lee626, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link

do it!

rayuela, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link

I should, but it would require effort on my part, and I'm just too lackadaisical. Sad since I instigated this in the first place, figuring it had no realistic chance to lead anywhere.

Lee626, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

dude, cmon

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

make it rain!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 04:52 (eleven years ago) link

I guess my clock was reset over the weekend?

fanute gingrich (The Reverend), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 08:36 (eleven years ago) link

thumbs up!
gonna break a small drought tonight wooo
country air

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 11:56 (eleven years ago) link

hate all u

catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

Temporary drought while things are worked out. Driving me up a wall.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

i'm not sure if it's poss to die of loneliness but i shd man up just in case

just one little Tayto (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 August 2012 22:37 (eleven years ago) link

:D

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 31 August 2012 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

sixtimes.gif

beautifully in with its outness (electricsound), Friday, 31 August 2012 00:08 (eleven years ago) link

Aw, noodle! :/

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 31 August 2012 00:13 (eleven years ago) link

cloudburst imminent :D

boooooo he ain't hardcore (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 September 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

! :D

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 September 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link


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