Celebrating Five Glorious Years of Heikki Kovalainen: Formula 1 in 2012

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btw I don't "get" everyone getting butthurt about The Ros...oh no wait I get Alonso being butthurt because he's the Spanish Mansell.

Clive "The Chip" Crinkly (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 13:53 (eleven years ago) link

Couple things I would say about that (confusion re success/failure):
Everyone is really close this year. It doesn't take very much at all to fall five places back in quali, and conversely it doesn't take much to get on the front row - tenths or hundredths of a second are the difference.
There have been unpredictable events that set people way back - Schumi in Bahrain, the McLaren pit stops.
Biggest factor, again - tires. Lotus and Sauber seem to have perfect car balance that evens wear, whereas McLaren seem to be really heavy on the rear tires, especially if the track is cooler.

At this point Red Bull are sorting themselves out by giving Vettel a config that he can drive well. I wouldn't expect him to completely own the rest of the season, but I would bet he'll pick up a number of wins.

Brakhage, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

Aye, otm about tyres...it's obvious on one level but not apparent on the surface. The FIA's backstage shenanigans with Pirelli is highly underrated when you think about, the crazy variability at different temperatures amongst the teams is a somewhat genius...but it's not as visible as DRS ZONES!!!!

Clive "The Chip" Crinkly (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 05:34 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah the tires really create a tenterhook of randomness ... but isn't that kind of the point to em?

I wonder if anybody does a game featuring tracks that don't exist/aren't used like Detroit, that would be a blast

Brakhage, Thursday, 26 April 2012 23:15 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

waht is a "Williams", guys

Gentlemen Take Instagram Photos (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 13 May 2012 13:37 (eleven years ago) link

this is fantastic. bring it home pastor!

Health Services Union (euphemism) (haitch), Sunday, 13 May 2012 13:37 (eleven years ago) link

COME ON PASTOR, BEAT EL MANSELLO!!

Gentlemen Take Instagram Photos (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 13 May 2012 13:37 (eleven years ago) link

VENEZUELA REPRESENT

Gentlemen Take Instagram Photos (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 13 May 2012 13:43 (eleven years ago) link

What a fun race. One of the best from an often boring track.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 13 May 2012 13:43 (eleven years ago) link

This is only the most incredible result in ever. I mean, a Venezuelan dude winning in a Williams?

Gentlemen Take Instagram Photos (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 13 May 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link

For a driver oft-derided as a "pay to play" competitor I'm very happy for Maldonado.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 13 May 2012 13:45 (eleven years ago) link

that was really impressive when alonso was putting the pressure on - didn't flinch once.

loving this stuff with the tyres. i always thought they should've been engineered to brutally drop off like that from the point they went with a single supplier.

Health Services Union (euphemism) (haitch), Sunday, 13 May 2012 13:49 (eleven years ago) link

seemed doubly worse this weekend. how often do they jump a tyre grade (i.e. soft to hard)?

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Sunday, 13 May 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

Is it me or does this thing look impossible to overtake on?

Brakhage, Thursday, 17 May 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link

Who is Michael Schumacher? Is this a new guy or something?

Gentlemen Take Instagram Photos (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 26 May 2012 13:12 (eleven years ago) link

LIKE MONZA 1971 UP IN THIS AREA

Gentlemen Take Instagram Photos (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 27 May 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link

no actually like that time with gilles villeneuve at jarama

Gentlemen Take Instagram Photos (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 27 May 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link

Put your hands up for Mark Webber, he's got the widest car on the track.

Gentlemen Take Instagram Photos (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 27 May 2012 13:50 (eleven years ago) link

What a beautiful parade with announcers hoping desperately for some rain-soaked drama.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 27 May 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link

"The McLaren garage says it'll be raining in FIVE minutes!"
"Well, from here, I can see a really dark cloud..."

Gentlemen Take Instagram Photos (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 27 May 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seqYJ9azUbw

Brakhage, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

Good race! Hamilton deserved it. Good for Grosjean and Perez.

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Sunday, 10 June 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link

Liked Mercedes' high tech attempts to fix the DRS problem.

if, Sunday, 10 June 2012 22:59 (eleven years ago) link

when all else fails...

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Sunday, 10 June 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

Everyone's tyres falling off a cliff makes for interesting finishes but it is no way to determine who is the best driver or who has the best car.

a permanent embarrassment and an occasional disgrace (onimo), Monday, 11 June 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link

Didn't watch this live (lol 3am), so I tormented the Sky Sports coverage thinking this will be great...and then they had Jacques Villeneuve co-hosting.

Anyway, lol at Alonso's tyres.

Gentlemen Take Instagram Photos (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 09:18 (eleven years ago) link

Vettel was on David Letterman last night, having done a promo event for the NJ track earlier. Apparently that's a thing that's actually happening.

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

Supposedly for next season. Austin looks possible for this fall, but it doesn't seem close to finished. Either would be better than racing at Indy ever again.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

Letterman was really repping for Indy and Vettel was just saying "yeah yeah".

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link

Austin better be finished, i just bought tickets.

24 hours of Le Mans this weekend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJDGaiAZm6M

that's why ZOG controls the radio (brownie), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

I want tickets but need some things to align first. Sure aren't cheap.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

EZ, do you live in Austin?

that's why ZOG controls the radio (brownie), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

Dallas.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

ah ok

will revive an Austin thread when the time comes

that's why ZOG controls the radio (brownie), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

cool.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWa2ZSZcUq8

Brakhage, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link

Apparently that's a thing that's actually happening.

Not until the millions have been processed into the account of Bernie Ecclestone, Esq.

Gentlemen Take Instagram Photos (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 11:23 (eleven years ago) link

Letterman was really repping for Indy and Vettel was just saying "yeah yeah".

ahahahahaha

Speaking of Indy and IndyCar, THEY HAD TO DELAY THE BELLE ISLE RACE FOR TWO HOURS WHILE THEY FIXED UP THE TRACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RACE.

Gentlemen Take Instagram Photos (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 11:26 (eleven years ago) link

I'm looking forward to Le Mans because this reject IndyCar chassis the car of the future is racing!

http://www.motorward.com/wp-content/images/2012/03/Nissan-DeltaWing-1.jpg

Gentlemen Take Instagram Photos (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 11:28 (eleven years ago) link

We probably should mention Anthony Davidson's broken back, because some random Euro dudes in an Audi hybrid won Le Mans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsG0LUMrNsk

Gentlemen Take Instagram Photos (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 08:42 (eleven years ago) link

Alonso doesn't make Q2 (at Valencia!) because both Force India cars are in the Top Ten.

Good times.

Gentlemen Take Instagram Photos (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 23 June 2012 12:45 (eleven years ago) link

Shout out to Luca di Montezemolo: you might be Italian but this isn't the 1970s, dude.

Gentlemen Take Instagram Photos (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 23 June 2012 12:47 (eleven years ago) link

lol

Fun qualifying. Wacky season.

Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link

2 tenths of a second between pole and first.

Three Word Username, Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

uggggghhhhh alonso

Vitaly Petrov Boys (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 24 June 2012 13:07 (eleven years ago) link

hahahahahahahaha Vettel.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 24 June 2012 13:08 (eleven years ago) link

c'mon Kimi.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 24 June 2012 13:09 (eleven years ago) link

^^ overtaking under yellow flags, wtf go back to rallying

COME ON GROSJEAN

Vitaly Petrov Boys (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 24 June 2012 13:16 (eleven years ago) link

It looked to me like Kimi made the move prior to entering the local yellow zone. Definitely didin't complete it until they were under the yellow though.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 24 June 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

OH COME ON

Vitaly Petrov Boys (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 24 June 2012 13:19 (eleven years ago) link


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