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okay that is the first funny thing I've seen dude write

he should have to spend the rest of his life w that article stapled to his clothes.

"maybe you've heard of me? i wrote that thing about adele's kankles. i'm kind of a big deal."

now that they've caught the rogue blogger, I'm sure the New Times will never post another offensive, inane listicle again

that piece is good and all the points are OTM and i understand why a woman would want to write it but i guess i find slightly regrettable that neither the male writer of the piece nor the male editor of the paper decided to write that piece -- it sorta reinforces the lasting message of "hey, we're sorry that we offended you, but WE don't think we did anything wrong"

also how the hell was this published by a female section editor smh

She probably thought it was going to generate a lot of hits so she didn't care about the content being offensive.

isn't spike tv's director a woman or something

maybe the job was a prize she won at the "guys' choice awards"

"hit count" is the answer

Ric Delgado ‏ @RicDelgadoRocks Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
@ariellec if comedians concerned themselves with the people that got offended then there'd be no Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, Louie CK, etc.

yeah, i'm pretty much over the sexism thing and more pissed that he sees himself as following in the footsteps of louis ck and richard pryor

move over, dennis perrin, we got ourselves a new comedy outlaw

All of those comedians concerned themselves meticulously with the people they were offending, tho

Yeah, Ric here misses the absolute essence of what made those guys who they are.

it blows my mind this guy is over 30

yeah, i'd've pegged his iq somewhere in the low teens

lol

@LennyBruceRocks

lol

It blows my mind that he thinks a publisher would accept a novel he wrote.

The sense of superiority coming from the rock crit circle jerk that forms when something like this happens is almost as repellent as the original article. I can understand a few tweets, a few comments. But whole blogs getting set up seems a bit much.

yeah, a bunch of jerks feeling superior because they didn't write "Plump Female Musicians I Would Bone"

yeah dudes i for one am really sick of all the shrill protest that occurs when something misogynistic surfaces in american culture

x-post, you must be single.

The sense of superiority coming from the rock crit circle jerk that forms when something like this happens is almost as repellent as the original article. I can understand a few tweets, a few comments. But whole blogs getting set up seems a bit much.

there's still time to be included in Delgado's followup: "Sympathy Trolls I Would Bone."

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It blows my mind that he thinks a publisher would accept a novel he wrote.

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, April 26, 2012 4:44 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Saw someone reading Tucker Max's book at the airport. Wanted to spill hot coffee on his shit face

it's just a book, man

if we can't hate shit books and shit bloggers what else can we hate?

ourselves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP8Pe8tp2TQ

position position really trying to make some major moves -- i see you

he'll be a regular in about 3 months

Position Position has been a regular poster for over a year

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The sense of superiority coming from the rock crit circle jerk that forms when something like this happens is almost as repellent as the original article.

lollllllllllll

"what's almost as bad as this horrible human being is all these people who think they're better than him"

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As noted on Twitter by Whiney, fin:

Arielle Castillo ‏
@ariellec

The final update on Plumpgate is that Ric Delgado got canned as a contributor to New Times Broward-Palm Beach.

lol

Courtney E. Smith ‏
@courtneyesmith

@ariellec And the chorus of Hole's "Plump" plays when he walks out of the building?

Arielle Castillo
@ariellec

@courtneyesmith well.... He's a freelancer, so maybe it wafted in the air as he mourned behind his own laptop?

Also, true:

grayson currin ‏
@currincy

@SteveKandell @1000TimesYes @ariellec Ric Delgado is a punching bag. Fire the people who hired him and gave him a login.

8 Reasons We Need To Stop Slapping On A "-Gate" Every Time Two People Disagree With Each Other

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Yeah I'm so fkin sick of the -gate suffix.

Ric Delgado is a punching bag. Fire the people who hired him and gave him a login.

yeah this

"-Gate"gate

thirding the gatehate

gatehategate

tbh i dunno if my bloodlust has been so inaquately quenched that i think multiple people who didn't even write this thing but lacked the hands-on attention to detail or and/or moral compass to keep it from going online need to lose their jobs. especially since afaik the actual author is just losing some freelancing income, not a full-time job.