bear say hi to me

SAIL

hi r

er hi bear!

would you know my naaaaaaame
if i saw you in heaven
will it be the same
if i saw you in heaven
i must be strong, and carry on
cause i know you don't belong,
bear in heaven

― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Monday, December 7, 2009 2:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

when he lies on his back my cat looks like this bear

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2x0kzx7BF1qmf9gqo1_500.jpg

"Hi, bear!"

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1rklu3Rao1qmf9gqo1_500.jpg

"Bear, say hi to me!"

"Hi, bear!"

http://s3.amazonaws.com/slate-slideshow-prod/images%2Fslides%2Fyellowstone_02.jpg

"Hi, bear!"

http://s3.amazonaws.com/slate-slideshow-prod/images%2Fslides%2Fyellowstone_05.jpg

baby bear, you can drive my car

http://www.thatcutesite.com/uploads/2010/08/standing_polar_bear.jpg

no person i know but im pretending im in the bathroom at mapco and little dude is all 'whats up?'

AHhhh!

I saw a playful young polar bear at the zoo the other day. He was doing tricks - so cute. Also, the chillest sun bear ever.

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/internet-memes-i-must-go-now1.png

http://ultimaterippedness.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/sugar_bear.jpg

You guys have seen this, right? <3 <3 <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Xo21L0ybE

wkiw that bear

Also this was the aforementioned chill bear I saw the other day. He was too busy reflexing Chicago stail to say hi to me:

http://i45.tinypic.com/sfjsw0.jpg

waving bear is something else

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

clicked the bear in heaven thread looking for the op image here, was sorely disappointed

The falling bear has died: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-talk-falling-bear-killed-0505-20120504,0,1583053.story

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

bear say bye to me

I'm disproportionately sad about this dumb bear dying.

ditto embarrassingly

fuck the pain away (on top of the body of the dead bear)

SO SAD

Really, quite a dumb bear, though.

I like to think he was maybe just a v unlucky bear.

first mca now bear wtf at this day already

Too soon?

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/295/576/503.gif

well there's my new display name

this bear needs no meme phild

seriously

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, May 4, 2012 4:20 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes it also looks like an aristocratically dismissive wave too. like ok fck off, next car please...

it is quite a wave, such a mocking bear

whatever otm it's just so amazing

That bear actually made The Today Show and I saw a segment about him. It wasn't a one off thing, he lives on a farm or something somewhere and learned to wave from all the people who would wave at him. People go there now specifically to get a wave from him.

Bear didn't learn to wave from this texting dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmhvdtX72eQ

good reflexes on that guy; i woulda stood and tried to figure out what was up

Situation 2 - Bear has detected your presence, but is more than 100 m (350 ft) distant.

Your goal here is to act in such a way as to allow the bear to identify you, but to also let it know that you are no threat. Speak calmly so that it knows you are a human (their eyesight is quite poor). They will often quickly give ground to you once they identify you as human. If the situation permits, back away slowly, keeping a close eye on the bear. Otherwise, you may wish to detour around the bear, but in this case, detour upwind so that the bear can get your scent. Keep talking calmly. Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human.

^^ that advice is otm, for black bears especially (the only common bears in lower 48)

Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human

me say hi to bear

Bears fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3d42xxNJm1r0vr70o1_500.jpg

bears say hi to us

that's not you is it?!?

no.

bear take instagram photo of me, other bears

i was going to say, whoever took that photo is a MENTALIST

like if mama bear wanders out the forest behind you while you're taking that photo and you're between it and baby bears begging for food you're dead meat

http://www.hamovhotov.com/fun/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/we-need-some-rest-before-the-chase.jpg

oh hi bear

In the sense that both bears and cocaine are things that exist, sure.

the Austrian bear probably wishes he has some coke

you guys don't know about the real cocaine bear? he's on display at a mall
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine_Bear_(bear)

Every time I see "Cocaine Bear" I think of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqq_U3-d5uk

They just don't come no better than a bear.

HiPOD: A Bear on Mars?

This feature looks a bit like a bear’s face. What is it really?

More: https://t.co/MpLQBg38ur

NASA/JPL-Caltech/UArizona#Mars #science #NASA https://t.co/2WUNquTUZH pic.twitter.com/1k2ZnLcJ5o

— HiRISE: Beautiful Mars (NASA) (@HiRISE) January 25, 2023

Ned's jealous he didn't post that first

I guess someone had to be the first...

Bear meat vending machine is a first for Japan

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-65160098

yikes!

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-65455991

My wife saw a black bear in Florida last week! She asked the driver if that was a common sight, but he already had his camera out, which is answer enough. And there was a bear sighting in Madison, Wisconsin last week as well. Bears everywhere!

Been living in Montana six weeks, haven't seen a bear yet. I do own a can of bear spray, though, just in case.

there was one roaming around in Arcadia the other day, just north of Los Angeles

https://ca-times.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/63978f6/2147483647/strip/true/crop/6720x4480+0+0/resize/1200x800!/format/webp/quality/80/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fcalifornia-times-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%2F51%2F12%2Fe5522c5b420e8b3383e72e264707%2Fla-photos-1staff-512302-me-bear-arcadia10-ik.JPG

Florida bear
https://i.imgur.com/0ovdyuc.jpg

https://wtop.com/montgomery-county/2023/05/watch-sweets-lure-rockville-neighborhoods-black-bear-into-trap/

"Not honey, but instead doughnuts, molasses and vanilla were used to entice the animal into a bear trap, according to the Rockville City Police Department."

https://scontent-dub4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/346886528_251456787545084_984689418390865920_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=-ueF4y44SmIAX_Axhfb&_nc_ht=scontent-dub4-1.xx&oh=00_AfBA6t_--8zqSgHvSvtdQt52VF37u_zRCq0-M6LflzAToA&oe=64694248

Bear say bye to tree, lands safely on a mattress in Traverse City, Michigan.

freakin fentanyl everywhere

Franklin D. Ursovelt?

https://wtop.com/dc/2023/06/large-black-bear-up-a-tree-in-northeast-dc/

That's my sister's neighborhood--wonder if bear said hi to her.

Story from my neighborhood (relatively speaking):

Bear Injures Raft Guide Camping Along Middle Fork Flathead River

Around 6 a.m., a commercial raft company was on a guided overnight trip with two guides and three clients when a bear entered camp, the release states. The victim, an adult female guide, reported she was sleeping outside on the ground when she sustained injuries from what officials believe was a black bear.

Bear spray was deployed but the bear returned multiple times to camp, according to the release.

The victim was treated for non-life-threatening injuries at Logan Health in Whitefish.

I said to my wife that the bear probably came up and poked at her with its paw, like, "Hey, you awake?" Hope they don't kill it.

Around 4:15 this morning I heard a couple of big banging sounds outside, enough to actually wake wide up and take a peek outside. A bear had knocked over my trash can out on the street (today is pickup day), got upset by the lack of shitty food garbage (compost all the way!), and then decided to go full Kool-Aid Bear through the gate in the fence, across my backyard, and finally Kool-Aid Bear again through the fence I share with my neighbors on the SW side. Somehow, the bear avoided knocking down the rudimentary fencing for our eventual vegetable garden for which I am thankful.

I live in Sierra Madre, which is in the same foothills as Arcadia mentioned above, and bears are constant. (a typical sighting: https://www.reddit.com/r/sierramadre/comments/14766uj/hello_fellow_neighbors_this_is_above_grandview_a/ )

https://t.co/AXPjWa7Irw pic.twitter.com/Ojxi7dOnAg

— 🐻 Bear ☀️ (@BearPosting) June 21, 2023

they take one snack at a time. they help reposition traffic cones. every once in awhile, they'll shred somebody to ribbons. they're definitely in my top five.

So seeing bears is now a daily occurrence now, especially with the heat...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuIe-l7v8_o

bear say ‘AHHHH OH GOD OH FUCK WHAT IS THAT BEAR DOING HERE’ to me

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/432815-2/Bear-vs-mirror.gif

omg, dying

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-66362970

hell of a headline here:

Hangzhou Zoo: Our sun bears are real, not humans in disguise

In a post written from the perspective of a sun bear called Angela, Hangzhou Zoo said: "Some people think I stand like a person... It seems you don't understand me very well."

Our bears are not human. Also, they speak fluent English.

A bear was caught cooling off in California homeowner’s backyard jacuzzi amid heat wave https://t.co/n8d5vsGqKV pic.twitter.com/jdIZVjMECZ

— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) August 2, 2023

really floored to learn that there are only 8 kinds of bear. this seems far too few. I would have guessed there were upwards of 20 or even 30 kinds of bear if asked

— morgan (@j0ne_s_) August 2, 2023

Haven't looked it this thread for ages (am too sad about having gone to parts of Alaska, British Columbia and Yukon on holiday and not seeing a single bear - went on a trip from Ketchikan specifically to see bears, bears did not want to say hi to me), but I am dying here at mirror bear from upthread.

have to admire morgan from Twitter X's, um, creativity in thinking there might be 20-30 bear species.

let's think....brown, American black, Andean (aka spectacled), polar, sloth, sun, Asian black, giant panda.

can understand people thinking it might be *slightly* more than that if they don't realise US grizzly bears are the same species as brown bears. And that Kodiak bears are a sub-species of same.

Not making it any better, Ailsa, but I saw a couple of bears in Ontario.

leather bears, chicago bears, etc

water bears (aka moss piglets)!

the tiniest bear which is also an alien

pic.twitter.com/u5Wy4LEKUf

— 🐻 Bear🌧️ (@BearPosting) August 4, 2023

Come back soon, ya hear!

LAKE MARY, Fla. (WFLA) — A three-legged bear known locally as Tripod was caught on camera breaking into a home in Lake Mary, Florida over the weekend and helping itself to some snacks and adult beverages.

Faneite-Diglio told the news station that Tripod had some fish food that was left next to their fish tank and then proceeded to the bar.

“He took three White Claws, drank, and left very happy. His favorite flavor is mango and strawberry,” Faneite-Diglio told WESH.

silly bear, white claw is only for hipster bears (polar bears)

I assume Tripod was looking for this shit:

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/wgIAAOSwXzlhGQN5/s-l1600.jpg

Full media aerial invasion early this morning when a bear broke into a house one block away from me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPr2EyxNRFk

Get going on your bracket: Fat Bear Week is coming!

https://www.nps.gov/katm/learn/fat-bear-week.htm

BEAR EAT THE LASAGNE

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-67140523

Silly bear. Lasagne is for people!

I recently saw a picture of a bear with tapeworms. Many many tapeworms. They were at least six feet long and trailing behind her protruding right from her butt. It was horrible.

Sorry. If I saw it - you all have to at least read about it. Google at your own risk.

Why does that surburban kitchen need a camera in it?

(Well I guess they had a b&e so it makes sense to try and protect their frozen foods.)

the bear seems to know right where to look, and how to open a freezer

I recently saw a picture of a bear with tapeworms. Many many tapeworms. They were at least six feet long and trailing behind her protruding right from her butt. It was horrible.

well i know what i'll be dreaming about tonight!!

lol sorry

tapeworm say hi to me