@UtilityLimbopen a girl twit pic and click expand. it make her grow from mere notion of what you can't have to real embodiment of what you can't have :]
― Mordy, Thursday, 3 May 2012 02:32 (twelve years ago) link
god u tweet and tweet and u can never be so succinct as utilitylimb
― arsenio and old ma$e (m bison), Thursday, 3 May 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago) link
ha yes thats a good one
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 May 2012 02:36 (twelve years ago) link
I would pay cash money, boutique press prices even, for a book by utilitylimb.
― s.clover, Thursday, 3 May 2012 02:45 (twelve years ago) link
feel like that would be a letdown, enjoy the free twitter
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 3 May 2012 10:46 (twelve years ago) link
book would be difficult because we really need to ruminate over things like
@UtilityLimb"how creative. the joy division album cover again," - me, sarcastically, to the endless black & white lines pouring out the sky into the sea
for an hour or two.
what became of @BARTSIMSON_REAL?
― danny houellebecq (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 3 May 2012 11:02 (twelve years ago) link
jumped shark; later broke 4th wall and abandoned shtick I believe.
― raw feel vegan (silby), Thursday, 3 May 2012 16:02 (twelve years ago) link
believe it or not Ken Jennings' twitter is almost as good as the guys mentioned ITT
― That's a pretty funky dance, Garfield. Show me how you do it. (frogbs), Thursday, 3 May 2012 16:05 (twelve years ago) link
^^^
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Thursday, 3 May 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago) link
wkiw with ken jennings and his weird mormon humor
― dayo, Thursday, 3 May 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago) link
Ken Jennings @KenJennings
I spend soccer season trying to get little boys out of my van. I'm like the opposite of a pedophile.
Well I just dissolved a tube of Necco wafers in my Coke and made Dr Pepper, in case the MacArthur Foundation is reading this.
I bet when the Heartbreakers are on the road, their manager is like "And stay out of the 'Petty' cash!" and they all laugh & laugh
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Thursday, 3 May 2012 16:12 (twelve years ago) link
yeah real cool twitter guys
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 May 2012 16:39 (twelve years ago) link
Where is utilitylimb?
― elan, Sunday, 13 May 2012 16:18 (twelve years ago) link
working on tweet 666
― diamonddave85, Sunday, 13 May 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link
real lols @ this
― get wolves (get bent), Sunday, 13 May 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link
wolf puppy @wolfpupy throw a bag of flour in to the ocean who cares
wolfpupy otm
― dayo, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 00:29 (eleven years ago) link
hahaha
i'm sad that @foodnetwerk was suspended. i figure alton brown is behind this.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 03:04 (eleven years ago) link
oh man i missed the fun. found some of their tweets here: http://favstar.fm/users/FoodNetwerkalso found this with some context: http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/alton-brown-is-a-party-pooper
i apparently don't follow the travails of comedy twitter accounts very closely.
― s.clover, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 03:46 (eleven years ago) link
As I suspected. His insistence that he couldn't bear the trademark infringement is pretty weak. And if they ditched that, then what got them shut down? Not that @foodnetwerk were my favorite ever, but some of their individual tweets WERE my favorites ever.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
CNNNewsUSA is still going
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
foodnetwerk migrated to another account iirc
― he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
Oh? Which one?
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:36 (eleven years ago) link
FoodNetwark iirc
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:06 (eleven years ago) link
thanks for the pointer.
― s.clover, Thursday, 17 May 2012 02:30 (eleven years ago) link
CNNNewsUSA is my favorite thing
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 17 May 2012 06:45 (eleven years ago) link
wolfpupy and utility_limb never tweet anymore. my twitter feed is a lot less funny these days :(
― kid steel (cajunsunday), Friday, 13 July 2012 22:14 (eleven years ago) link
@andersoncoopers is really really beautiful, i would buy books of it as poetry. funny also.
― , Blogger (schlump), Friday, 13 July 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link
@Bill_Nye_tho
― camp lo magellan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:12 (eleven years ago) link
wolfpupy locked his account. if he doesn't follow you, you don't see his stuff any more. also he tweets less & seems bummed out.
― tallarico dreams (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:25 (eleven years ago) link
wolf teen
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:26 (eleven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/crushingbort/statuses/207665399792271360
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:43 (eleven years ago) link
deg @deggmost people dont even know why 69 is funny they just laugh so they dont feel weird. its basically a sex number though, thats why i laugh
― max, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link
@utilitylimb seems to have slowed their roll too
@dril is just consistently amazing:
wint @drilIM AN incest-libertarikin transvaginal ultrasound who owns GUn's and i will post a picture of my dick everyday until voting is made illegal
― moesha my reflection (donna rouge), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link
yeah he is -
just realized that skeletons are basically just rocks hitching a free ride inside of our bodies. sad and pissed off
― ogmor, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://twitter.com/young_laureate/status/226075764066508800
lawl who is this
― price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Friday, 20 July 2012 10:52 (eleven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/KimKierkegaard
― am0n, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
KimKierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard
Magic Mountain fun today!! Kanye laughing & me crying! The whole of existence frightens me.
― big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:56 (eleven years ago) link
dying
― big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
KimKierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaardBootcamp & pilates by 9am! Beast mode day 2! I feel good! The defiant self is its own master, but he is a king without a country.
― am0n, Monday, 23 July 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link
companion acct:
https://twitter.com/Justin_Buber
― max, Monday, 23 July 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link
Justin Buber @Justin_BuberThe Thou is beyond description, not a mere list of named qualities. But I love ur eyes & ur hair, & the way ur jeans fit is makin me stare
― max, Monday, 23 July 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link
rutger schopenhauer?
― am0n, Monday, 23 July 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link
david allan foucault
arnold schopenegger
― dayo, Monday, 23 July 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
worried about wolfpupy : (
― smells like ok (soda) (dayo), Saturday, 4 August 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
Dr. Jerry Beans @dogboner#15ThingsGirlsHate gettin their big knockers sucked on by some dingus who stinks at it. outta the way, bozo. let ol' db in there haha
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link
wint @driloh nothin, i was just buying some ear medication for my sick uncle... *LOWERS SHADES TO LOOK YOU DEAD IN THE EYE* who's a Model by the way,
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link
big lols to both.
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
miss nate so bad
― USADA Bin Dopen (dayo), Thursday, 6 September 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
rip bill_nye_tho http://betabeat.com/2012/09/after-twitter-suspends-best-parody-account-ever-mastermind-behind-bill_nye_tho-identifies-himself/
― s.clover, Thursday, 20 September 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link