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It must've been a magical moment when those two girls stepped gingerly into that bedroom, looked around, and sat down with a "oh, what the hell" kind of attitude. Sportgirl probably just dropped her purse to the ground with a *thump* before kicking back.

Wayne nervously set down the case of beer before sitting down in a position that would give the girls plenty of space while at the same time, not make it appear that he was actually somewhat intimidated by them.

Someone off-camera starts playing a video game before girl at the head of the bed turns her head, smiles, and says, "Hey, Wayne. Would it be okay if I had one of your beers?" Sportsgirl says, "Yeah, me too, if you don't mind. I'll pay you back."

Wayne can't believe his fortune in making a connection with these two. As politely as possible, he hands each a beer saying, "Oh, no problem. There's enough here for everyone!"

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:16 (eighteen years ago) link

i agree with tracer hand re: video games.

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link

hahaha xposts

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link

whaddaya think the over/under is for average number of "bros" uttered per hour: 10?

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Stash is unimaginitively under the matress.

― Dave will do (dave225.3), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Okay, here's my theory: the guy's is living in a shared flat, and the girls know his flatmate. There's maybe a party going, or maybe the girls are just visiting there, but the they're definitely more interested in his flatmate. Anyway, at some point the guy is like, "I have a case of beer in my room, why don't we go there, I can show you my games and stuff...". The girls are like, free beer yay, but they say to the flatmate, "Why don't you come with us?". So all four go there, the flatmate taking his camera with him. As for the photo itself, if you look at the guy's eyes really carefully, he's actually staring at girls, thinking "Two hot girls on my bed, I can't believe this is happening!", which explains why he isn't looking at the camera.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link

I have been to that Wendy's while on the way to Gatlinburg last year.
yeah x-post

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/dimebag-41640.jpg

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Is head-of-bed girl holding her hair like that because she wants us to notice how it looks before she puts on the hair clip?

Or is it a secret "let's go NOW" sign to demiboobgirl?

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Higher - I'm thinking 20. As it is, you've got three dudes, at least, in the room.

― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link

god, this scene is like an Onion article in the making

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:22 (eighteen years ago) link

bah - i cant see the pic because my work comp is blocking that site. too small on the sidekick to pick out details.

― sunny successor (katharine), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:22 (eighteen years ago) link

I also wonder how much tin-foil is behind those blinds.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:23 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost, no, she's just really really bored.

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:23 (eighteen years ago) link

What's that red stuff to the left of the presumed dark side of the moon poster?

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:23 (eighteen years ago) link

hairclip girl is faux cool. note her ugly pants. she's trying really hard, but maybe isn't too good for wayne after all.

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:24 (eighteen years ago) link

btw, the green thing on the left is totally a 22gallon tote box from target, the lid is off and against the wall. he keeps his clothes in it.

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Sunny, see if this works.

http://img494.imageshack.us/img494/9659/soooooo3ts.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:25 (eighteen years ago) link

stuff on left of DSOTM poster is old double sided tape from a previous poster.

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Where the hell do you see a hair-clip on the pic? That's clearly a bracelet on the girl's wrist.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:25 (eighteen years ago) link

What's that red stuff to the left of the presumed dark side of the moon poster?

I wondered about that upthread. A rosary? it's right above his pillow.

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:25 (eighteen years ago) link

high school graduation tassle.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link

I have been to that Wendy's while on the way to Gatlinburg last year.

I guarantee is was the Wendy's further towards Sevierville. It is the ideal stopping place, unlike this joint.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah, no way is that a hair clip, here hair is all done nice and shit.

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link

well, that thing on the bottom does look like a little cross.

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Nah, T. I see a hair clip. I knew a bunch of girls from South East PA who ALWAYS wore their hair clips there.

SEPA is where King of Prussia, and therefore the King of Prussia Hooters, is.

― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago) link

hairclip or no, she's not as cool as her fake tan and flat-ironed hair want her to be

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah,. what kind of pants ARE those anyway?

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Her hair is not done nice. All she did is blow dry it with mousse in. What is wrong with you people?

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:29 (eighteen years ago) link

I knew a bunch of girls from South East PA who ALWAYS wore their hair clips there.

On their wrists? I say it's a bracelet, you can see it's both ends there.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:29 (eighteen years ago) link

i just dont know why she'd clip it.

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:29 (eighteen years ago) link

It's a cuff.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago) link

tuomas OTM, cmon already.

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago) link

What's in her hand? Chewed gum? Rolling paper?

― Dave will do (dave225.3), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago) link

i love wayne's nervous knee-gripping.

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago) link

There's nothing on her hand, it's her shirt. Another optical illusion.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago) link

that's definitely a bracelet, a friend of mine has one similar to it, round copper pellets on leather.

― Jena (JenaP), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago) link

no, her jacket's in the way. xpost

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

There's nothing on her hand, it's her shirt. Another optical illusion.

No, in her fingertips, in front of her pocket.

― Dave will do (dave225.3), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

also, what are thos thigs on the floor in back of kelly's purse?

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Roxy you are right, it was the one by sevierville.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago) link

What the hell am I gonna say to my professor when I don't return my essay tomorrow morning like I was supposed to? "You see, I was analyzing this random pic of a guy and two girls with my Internet friends, pondering on the possibility of a threesome, and arguing whether one of the girls wore a bracelet or a hairclip. So obviously you can see why the essay had to wait..."

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost

you kind of have to assume everything is a video game, unless proven impossible by science...

― Dave will do (dave225.3), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link

no, her jacket's in the way. xpost

You're right, Watson, I didn't consider that. How clumsy of me!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I think Kelly's shoes are on the floor behind her purse.

― Surfer_Stone_Rosalita (Surfer_Stone_Rosalita), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Looks like a SNES cart under Wayne's left foot, and a stack of DVDs behind the purse.

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:39 (eighteen years ago) link

No, Baranby Joneses.. The big white thing is her shirt, under her jacket. The little thing in her hand is what's in question.

― Dave will do (dave225.3), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Are the two grey objects on the floor, one between the guy's and the girl's leg, and one left from the purse, videogames left lying around?

(x-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:41 (eighteen years ago) link

We've established that someone is sitting under the blanket at the seat at the foot of the bed, right?

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:41 (eighteen years ago) link

middle girl, left foot- shoeless?

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:41 (eighteen years ago) link

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