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kkvgz i always read your DN as KING KONG VAJAZZLE

yes, so did i. that was one reason I changed that one.

why do you change so often? it's strange!

Because I never like any of them! I get super-sick of looking at them. They all pretty much blow.

I started off with a big, wacky, unwieldy one (kingkongvsgodzilla) because I thought I would post here like, twice or something. Then, after I had posted here for about 2 years and the novelty of the huge wacky retro name wore off, I shortened it (kkvgz). Like dayo said, however, that one began to remind me of vajazzling. So I returned to the tactic of picking the first thing I saw (rustic italian flatbread), which I regretted almost immediately. so I tried the same thing again but with a shorter word (beachville), but even that didn't really do it for me. So I picked this one, which I hope is kinda modest and quiet and won't end up pissing me off? I don't fucking know.

sorry, that was the late great, not dayo.

hate yr new one btw

still can't pronounce yours tbh

dara mac

I was kidding!

enbuhbuh otm

I always thought my username was particularly inspired

kinda think it's a little meh, tbh.

rustic italian flatbread was a winner imo

I feel like it's not quite up to being meh

66 percent meh

it suits you xp

vajazzle (nsfw)

i also like rustic italian flatbread

fuck.

http://beautyeditor.ca/2010/11/16/vajazzling-is-so-2009-what-you-need-is-a-vattoo%E2%80%94and-dont-forget-your-vajacial/

rustic italian flatbread was terrible but classically terrible-- should have kept it imo

it has a lot of pun potential

a lot of fun potential

I liked rustic italian flatbread, too

should have just shortened it to ian flatbread imo

I always pronounce darraghmac in my head with a long glottal rolled g

how's life should def go back to using rustic italian flatbread

or maybe glottal rolled g, you can have that

da raghamuffin

yea in my head it's a rolled g like i got gravel in my mouth

gravel puzzleworth?

y'all should've been more appreciative back when i came out with that name: "hey kkvgz, i like where you're going with this bread thing..."

i think we didn't realise how good we had it and that you had a handful of nuts in store.

scary nuts to boot.

better that than vice versa

generally, i suppose.

personally speaking though i prefer rustic italian flatbread w/ a little olive oil, herbs de provence sopressata and parm too

garnished with a handful of nuts

i've actually had that, not sure if klux klu vagina zoo had piadina in mind but i've had it with honey and hazelnuts

aaaand cut

lol

glottal gtfo imo, that's unpronounceable, can you imagine my mum shoutin out the st 'darragggggggggg come in for yr tea' dont be foolish.

i totally can

she never fed us, for a start ;_;

i read 'darraghmac' with a silent g and a strict look on my face.

oh darragh<3 xp.

if it helps my birthcert is 'dara' and that was ok until we moved for the third or fourth time and there was a girl in my class also called dara and i went home and had a very serious talk with dad and we agreed that while phonetically things would just have to be borne i needn't suffer the indignity of getting my copies mixed up with a GIRL'S and 24 years later it cost me an extra twenty quid on a passport renewal. I dunno is there a moral tbh.

i had to read that post five times. that was rough. for some reason.

wait, i'm still confused. you had your name changed to darragh? for real? wow. cool spelling anyway.

my dad's name is ashley. nobody names their boys ashley anymore.

I guess you still get 'Ash' instead of Ashley. Americans have a lot more male Kims and Kellys than we do - I think of those as exclusively girls' names. I'd have though that 'Dara' was thought of more as a gender-neutral name in Ireland, though?