Is it bad for a baby to see you masturbating?

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dylannn, Friday, 11 May 2012 07:24 (eleven years ago) link

ok, moving beyond vanilla stuff, would pissing/a2m/etc be ok in front of a child, 'because it woudln't understand'?
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, December 5, 2005 9:36 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Saturday, 12 May 2012 02:06 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwsDI6VBWzs

buzza, Friday, 31 August 2012 03:04 (eleven years ago) link

this simon guy

dylannn, Friday, 31 August 2012 03:33 (eleven years ago) link

buncha squares

call all destroyer, Friday, 31 August 2012 03:38 (eleven years ago) link

nine months pass...

FAMILY groups are demanding The Janoskians apologise for the baby skit Little Britain star Matt Lucas slammed as ''repulsive'' and ''witless''.

In the sketch, uploaded to YouTube, members of the Glenroy boy band are seen simulating lewd acts in bus shelters, shopping centres and under escalators, with one member telling a mother "your baby's sexy''.

Leza Sullivan, of child protection group Bravehearts said: ''Simulating sexual acts in front of a child, and exposing a child to that, can be classed as sexual assault.

''Then, to make fun of it, and trivialise it, is appalling. But they took it one step too far when they started engaging actively with children.''

Bravehearts and the Australian Family Association said The Janoskians record label, Sony Music, should force their act to take the video down.

''The Sony brand should not be associated with this behaviour,'' Ms Sullivan said.

Anti-abuse lobby group, Safe Australia Movement, said the clip contains ''paedophilic references aimed at a six-week-old baby and her mother''.

''To harass a mother in such a way is abusive. Anyone that accepts this behavior is accepting abuse,'' said spokesman William Fagan.

But the group defended the video in a series of tweets on Wednesday night from their official Twitter account.

The five-member group said it didn't regret filming the video.

"OK guys so the hole (sic) purpose of public wanking is to see unseen reactions,'' the Janoskians said.

"It's never been done before and it's interesting to see reactions.

"For the people who think we took it to (sic) far have really closed minds about the subject.

"It was acting and if you couldn't tell we weren't really wanking. Not only the baby would never understand what's going on.

"The hole (sic) purpose was to see the mother's reaction ... and it was good. Definitely our favourite video.''

But Terri Kelleher, of the Australian Family Association, said the clip was ''highly offensive''.

''They should have been arrested,'' Ms Kelleher said.

Ms Kelleher added to calls for Sony to take action against the boy band and also urged parents to discourage their children from supporting The Janoskians, who are performing shows for touring giant, Live Nation, later this month.

Little Britain's Lucas took to Twitter on Wednesday night to slam the video.

''The group member claims that the baby sexually excites him and proceeds to stand by the pram while pretending to masturbate, to the obvious and not unreasonable distress of the baby's mother and grandmother,'' Lucas said.

''Am I too old to get it? Maybe I am. If so, I'm glad. It's repulsive.

''It's probably already criminal. It's certainly utterly witless.''

Sony Music did not respond to calls for comment before deadline.

dimension nickröss (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 6 June 2013 11:21 (ten years ago) link

christ when Matt Lucas calls you out on being repulsive and witless

sleepish resistance (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 June 2013 11:34 (ten years ago) link

two years pass...

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8554188288/h1477ED46/

bizarro gazzara, Sunday, 23 August 2015 21:36 (eight years ago) link

I've totally farted on annoying kids before. but subtly, just sos I know about it, and they know about it maybe a little bit later when I'm safely away down the supermarket/bus/street

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Sunday, 23 August 2015 23:29 (eight years ago) link

one of life's greatest pleasures tbr

anti-hackers (mattresslessness), Sunday, 23 August 2015 23:41 (eight years ago) link

crop dusting kids is really the only way to communicate with them in a language they understand

all my friends are vampires (art), Sunday, 23 August 2015 23:54 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

Important legal news.

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/09/08/europe/italy-supreme-court-masturbation/index.html

Italy's highest court has ruled that masturbation in public is not a crime, as long as it is not conducted in the presence of minors

get outta the way! here comes (onimo), Friday, 9 September 2016 07:11 (seven years ago) link

IIRC the same law was already passed in the Netherlands?

Tuomas, Friday, 9 September 2016 11:13 (seven years ago) link

It could have made the difference to the Brexit vote!

Mark G, Friday, 9 September 2016 13:42 (seven years ago) link

Just as a side light to show how the world changes, in most of the world and for most of history, poor families (meaning the vast majority) have lived in houses with one or perhaps two rooms, where everyone ate, slept and lived. That included minors along with adults. In northern Europe it often it included a few farm animals, too. Much sexual intercourse happened in those houses in spite of minors being present.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 9 September 2016 17:58 (seven years ago) link

ten months pass...

Look, the Babybjorn was securely fastened, he'd just been fed, I really don't see why people are getting so uptight about my infant son's presence at the bestialitorgy.

Dippin' Sauce on my Nice New Slacks (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 July 2017 12:30 (six years ago) link

and yet my wife won't let me eat a pizza during our coitus

DOUBLE STANDARD

bitumen: the animated series (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 14 July 2017 12:33 (six years ago) link

I'm impressed by the implied mastery of physical logistics.

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Friday, 14 July 2017 12:52 (six years ago) link

xpost Not to mention stamina. An entire pizza!

Dippin' Sauce on my Nice New Slacks (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 July 2017 12:57 (six years ago) link

two years pass...

A new take, found in Elizabeth Von Arnim's The Caravaners

"My hearers will agree with me that such raptures are well enough in a young girl in a white gown, with blue eyes and the washed out virginal appearence one does not dislike at eighteen before Love the Artist has pounced on it and painted it pink, and they will also I think agree that the older and married women must take care to be at all times quiet. Ejaculations of a poetic or ecstatic nature should not, as a rule, pass their lips. They may ejaculate perhaps over a young baby (if it is their own) but that is the one exception; and there is a good reason for this one, the posession of a young baby implying as a general rule a corresponding youth in its mother. I do not think however that it is nice when a woman ejaculates over, say, her tenth young baby."

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 12 December 2019 17:35 (four years ago) link

Jesus fuckin christ

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 December 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link

(yes i know it's the alternate usage of 'ejaculate')

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 December 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link

so that's where updike got it

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 December 2019 17:41 (four years ago) link

updike started this thread??

sarahell, Thursday, 12 December 2019 20:14 (four years ago) link

Tuom Updike

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 December 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

is it bad to masturbate in a room where Nirvana's Nevermind (1991 alternative rock album whose cover shows a naked baby boy, Spencer Elden, swimming underwater with a U.S. dollar bill on a fishhook, in front of him, just out of his reach) is on prominent display?

in walked airbud (unregistered), Thursday, 26 August 2021 01:37 (two years ago) link

i love ilx

sarahell, Thursday, 26 August 2021 01:45 (two years ago) link

Be assured, the baby pictured on the album cannot see you masturbating, for it is only a two dimensional representation and not a real baby.

it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Thursday, 26 August 2021 01:47 (two years ago) link

It could be the Phantom Zone

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 August 2021 01:54 (two years ago) link

the revive that needed to happen, kudos

sleeve, Thursday, 26 August 2021 01:55 (two years ago) link

as soon as I saw the thread pop back up, I knew

a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Thursday, 26 August 2021 22:19 (two years ago) link


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