OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

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oh man i missed the fun. found some of their tweets here: http://favstar.fm/users/FoodNetwerk
also found this with some context: http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/alton-brown-is-a-party-pooper

i apparently don't follow the travails of comedy twitter accounts very closely.

s.clover, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 03:46 (eleven years ago) link

As I suspected. His insistence that he couldn't bear the trademark infringement is pretty weak. And if they ditched that, then what got them shut down? Not that @foodnetwerk were my favorite ever, but some of their individual tweets WERE my favorites ever.

Pita Malört (Je55e), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

CNNNewsUSA is still going

yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

foodnetwerk migrated to another account iirc

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

Oh? Which one?

Pita Malört (Je55e), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:36 (eleven years ago) link

FoodNetwark iirc

yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:06 (eleven years ago) link

thanks for the pointer.

s.clover, Thursday, 17 May 2012 02:30 (eleven years ago) link

CNNNewsUSA is my favorite thing

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 17 May 2012 06:45 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

wolfpupy and utility_limb never tweet anymore. my twitter feed is a lot less funny these days :(

kid steel (cajunsunday), Friday, 13 July 2012 22:14 (eleven years ago) link

@andersoncoopers is really really beautiful, i would buy books of it as poetry. funny also.

, Blogger (schlump), Friday, 13 July 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link

@Bill_Nye_tho

camp lo magellan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:12 (eleven years ago) link

wolfpupy locked his account. if he doesn't follow you, you don't see his stuff any more. also he tweets less & seems bummed out.

tallarico dreams (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:25 (eleven years ago) link

wolf teen

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:26 (eleven years ago) link

deg ‏@degg
most people dont even know why 69 is funny they just laugh so they dont feel weird. its basically a sex number though, thats why i laugh

max, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link

@utilitylimb seems to have slowed their roll too

@dril is just consistently amazing:

wint ‏@dril
IM AN incest-libertarikin transvaginal ultrasound who owns GUn's and i will post a picture of my dick everyday until voting is made illegal

moesha my reflection (donna rouge), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

yeah he is -

just realized that skeletons are basically just rocks hitching a free ride inside of our bodies. sad and pissed off

ogmor, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

http://twitter.com/young_laureate/status/226075764066508800

lawl who is this

price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Friday, 20 July 2012 10:52 (eleven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/KimKierkegaard

am0n, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

KimKierkegaardashian ‏@KimKierkegaard

Magic Mountain fun today!! Kanye laughing & me crying! The whole of existence frightens me.

big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:56 (eleven years ago) link

dying

big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

KimKierkegaardashian ‏@KimKierkegaard
Bootcamp & pilates by 9am! Beast mode day 2! I feel good! The defiant self is its own master, but he is a king without a country.

am0n, Monday, 23 July 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

companion acct:

https://twitter.com/Justin_Buber

max, Monday, 23 July 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

Justin Buber ‏@Justin_Buber
The Thou is beyond description, not a mere list of named qualities. But I love ur eyes & ur hair, & the way ur jeans fit is makin me stare

max, Monday, 23 July 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

rutger schopenhauer?

am0n, Monday, 23 July 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link

david allan foucault

am0n, Monday, 23 July 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link

arnold schopenegger

dayo, Monday, 23 July 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

worried about wolfpupy : (

smells like ok (soda) (dayo), Saturday, 4 August 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link

Dr. Jerry Beans ‏@dogboner
#15ThingsGirlsHate gettin their big knockers sucked on by some dingus who stinks at it. outta the way, bozo. let ol' db in there haha

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

wint ‏@dril
oh nothin, i was just buying some ear medication for my sick uncle... *LOWERS SHADES TO LOOK YOU DEAD IN THE EYE* who's a Model by the way,

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

big lols to both.

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

miss nate so bad

USADA Bin Dopen (dayo), Thursday, 6 September 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/78qAL.jpg

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Friday, 21 September 2012 04:57 (eleven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/dogboner/status/245640998095577089

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 21 September 2012 07:26 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

why is everyone suddenly referring to this as 'weird twitter' and where did this start

ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

i care less about when it started than when for god's sake will it STOP

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

and a response to the twitter response http://digifesto.com/2012/10/16/weird-twitter-the-symbolic-construction-of-community-through-iterative-reification/

Anime Mann (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

i follow a bunch of "weird twitter" people but i don't know how you can define a community based on who-follows-and-interacts-with-whom because it's all so fluid and permeable and contingent. do you define it by style or method? am i "weird twitter"? i don't think so. others might say yes.

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

what is love? what is a hipster? what is weird twitter?

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

you're pretty funny, kind of weird

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

ha weird twitter is the ultimate subtweet

--bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

omg that second blog post is.... is...

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

shut it down folks

--bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

Psychoanalytically, we might infer that @hell_homer’s suffers severe cognitive dissonance over his identification with “weird twitter”.

hmm yes, i will use a big adverb to characterize this phenomenon, ahh um hmm yes ah

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link

I have discovered a community of "crap blogger".

s.clover, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

can describe jokes but does not get jokes

--bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

ban college kids from the internet

乒乓, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

This is a blog about my technological, political, and academic interests. I am a PhD student at UC Berkeley School of Information. Since starting that program, this blog has turned into something of an open notebook.

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link


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