Dane Cook

*grinds teeth, blood boils, etc*

his jokes have decent premises but the actual jokes are terrible and his persona is terrible - i honestly believe that he makes his fans feel okay about being misogynist whether he intends to or not

this thread really needs shirtless jay bl4nch4rd pic

*grinds teeth, blood boils, etc*

I'm with Jordan, actually -- that video makes him look like his show is going to be funny. Nobody really cares about bad taste. Bad taste is just in-the-know. And whatever, it all lives or dies on the punchline, and the dude has no punchlines. He's not funny. Period.

"what is it about bookstores that makes people think they can lay on the fucking ground?" <- i think this is a good premise for a joke - gaffigan or galifinakis could do something with this - but there's just nothing good from him after that

I think you have to have been that guy in the bookstore to really make a good joke out of it.

Or at least empathize with him. Hate is never pretty, as they say, but it can be very funny. But you have to make yourself the victim of the hate and also take the audience along with you. It's tricky and it's not easy.

I mean, otherwise you're just making fun of foreigners.

Saw some stand-up of his for the first time last night since he was on MTV Awards a few years ago, and his body language was identical to a youth minister on a christian television station.

Dane Cook Parlays New Burger King Menu Item Into Hour-Long HBO Special

I think you have to have been that guy in the bookstore to really make a good joke out of it.

― Brundlefly (kenan), Friday, June 12, 2009 4:09 AM (8 hours ago)

otm

Caught a few minutes of this guy's act on the weekend and yeah, he's awful. The worst aspects of Sam Kinison and Dennis Miller but at least those guys had decent material. That "Family Guy" parody was pretty OTM ("Is he saying something funny?" "I dunno, but he's moving around a lot.")

http://www.avclub.com/articles/so-apparently-dane-cooks-standup-set-was-unusually,67943/

Even his appearance on Louie did nothing to rehabilitate him in my eyes.

Someone should throw him in front a train.

I've been thinking about Dead Pool 2013 already and he's looking like a likely candidate.

i honestly believe that he makes his fans feel okay about being misogynist whether he intends to or not

― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Friday, June 12, 2009 3:46 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is a hilarious thing for a rap fan to concern troll about

I'm mistrustful of other comics' first-hand reports on Dane Cook.

That "Family Guy" parody was pretty OTM ("Is he saying something funny?" "I dunno, but he's moving around a lot.")

i'm all for ripping on Dane Cook but this is some serious pot/kettle shit right here

this is how its done right here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QVvgMro3D0

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm198/betani316/hotdane.jpg

"So I heard that the guy came into the theater about 25 minutes into the movie," he said. "And I don't know if you've seen the movie, but the movie is pretty much a piece of s--t. Yeah, spoiler alert."
He continued, "I know that if none of that would have happened, pretty sure that somebody in that theater, about 25 minutes in, realizing it was a piece of s--t, was probably like, ‘Ugh f------ shoot me.'"
The crowd's response was a mix of jeers, laughter and cheers.

damn son, canceled before it even aired, that's a new low

http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/10/12/nbc-cancels-mid-season-comedy-next-caller-before-it-airs/152807/

NBC coming to their senses?

dane cook

the tesco value ryan reynolds

chicken sangwich

cane dook

10th anniversary of peak dane

it took me surprisingly long to realize that "Dane Cook Sucks" video above was not actually him. He's that bad.

dang was hoping he had died

it took me surprisingly long to realize that "Dane Cook Sucks" video above was not actually him. He's that bad.

"When you're in the wrong relationship, with somebody awful, I call that a relationshit." (Huge laugh.)

"In 2010, Cook auditioned for the role of Captain America for Captain America: The First Avenger, although the director, Joe Johnston, did not have him on the short list for the part."

in some alternate universe there's an avengers movie where all the roles are played by losers, burnouts and general d-listers from the late 90s and early 00s: dane cook as cap, freddie prinze jr as iron man, david spade as hawkeye, tara reid as black widow, ed norton as the hulk

What if...?

lol

Dane Cook reminds me of a New School Evangelist. I totally thought he was going to bust into some "BUT THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT OUR LORD JESUS WHO DIED FOR OUR SINS" when I watched his DVD.
-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), December 15th, 2005.

nailed it

chicken sangwich

thank god this dude's career burned out

sweet and sour sauce......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................on my pussy

or as I like to call it, "The Wal"

Dane Cook is a big believer that age ain't nothing but a number

same as IQ

two adults in a relationship, big news