ILX, give me self-haircut tips for when I finish this bottle of wine and want to cut my hair later

i use those AOL cd-roms that used to come in the mail every few months. and follow Kim's technique, so as not to be a total dumbass.

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i wonder if rick also uses it on that mustache?

this is bollocks! I used pinking shears the time before last and intend to use them again this very weekend! if you angle along the hair instead of across you get an instant nonchalantly layered look

then again I plan to have a mohawk by summer so don't really give a shit how it turns out in between times

This Pinking Shears thing is madness. Are you a horse? Or a floral arrangement? I don't think so! Use scissors.

Hurricane cabin fever strikes, but tbf there's a low chance of disaster due to baldness/clippers all round

self-haircut tips for when I finish this bottle of wine and want to cut my hair

This is embarrassingly relevant to my interests.

Pro tip: run the clippers over the same area multiple times, especially on the back of your head, to avoid the chance of missing the odd tuft.

my tip is to give the clippers to a reliable friend and instruct them to hide them until you are sober

^ taking all the fun out of drunk hair cutting

No atheists in foxholes and no reliable friends in my apt during hurricanes

She has offered to do the other bits eg nape and behind ears that risky stuff tbfttw

No clippers. And you'll catch that odd tuft the next day, after a shower or w/e. Hand-mirror pointing at wall-mirror in one hand, scissors in the other = let it rip.

An bored snip nua

I used scissors back when I had detectable hair of a visible length and color. Now that I have only minimal remnants adorning the sides of my skull, clippers are the way to go.