Classic Or Dud: When People Use Their Old Pocket Knife To Eat A Piece Of Fruit.

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the pocket knife thing seems silly to me. yeah, you're tough, you have a weapon at the ready...why not just bite into the apple, though? or use the butter knife, which generally works as well?

― Maria (Maria), Saturday, 26 March 2005 02:11 (nineteen years ago) link

two years pass...

A colleague asked me for a knife, and when I said no and what do you want one for, said he wanted to eat an apple. I suggested he just bite into the apple and he looked at me like I was some sort of eccentric.

― braveclub, Friday, 11 May 2007 11:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i think you did the right thing. i wouldnt entrust a knife to alex either

― 696, Friday, 11 May 2007 11:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Using someone else's pocketknife is like using someone else's toothbrush.

― Rock Hardy, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:03 (seventeen years ago) link

but bloodier

― river wolf, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:04 (seventeen years ago) link

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