― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Thursday, 31 July 2003 12:52 (twenty years ago) link
"Lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch.There's nothing you can do that can't be done.Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the gameIt's easy.There's nothing you can make that can't be made.No one you can save that can't be saved.Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be in timeIt's easy.All you need is lunch, all you need is lunch,All you need is lunch, lunch, lunch is all you need.Lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch.All you need is lunch, all you need is lunch,All you need is lunch, lunch, lunch is all you need.There's nothing you can know that isn't known.Nothing you can see that isn't shown.Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.It's easy.All you need is lunch, all you need is lunch,All you need is lunch, lunch, lunch is all you need.All you need is lunch"
All together now
"All you need is lunch"
Everybody
"All you need is lunch, lunch, lunch is all you need."
― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 31 July 2003 12:54 (twenty years ago) link
― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 31 July 2003 12:55 (twenty years ago) link
― Aaron A., Thursday, 31 July 2003 12:57 (twenty years ago) link
Is this Lunch(That I'm Eatin'?)
― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 31 July 2003 13:02 (twenty years ago) link
― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 31 July 2003 13:08 (twenty years ago) link
― dick small, Thursday, 31 July 2003 13:14 (twenty years ago) link
"Where is the lunch?Where is the lunch?Where is the lunch?Where is the lunch?Where is the lunch?Where is the lunch?Where is the lunch?
Where is the lunchYou said you'd give to mesoon as you were freewill it ever beWhere is the lunch?
You told me that you didn't lunch him,and you were gonna say goodbyebut if you really didn't mean it,why did you have to lie?
Where is the lunch,you said was mine all mine, till the end of timewas it just a liewhere is the lunch?
If you had had a sudden change of heartI wish that you would tell me sodon't leave me hangin on the promisesyou've got to let me know
Oh how I wish I never met youI guess it must have been my fateto fall in love with someone else's lunchall I can do is wait(that's all I can do)yeah yeah yeah"
― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 31 July 2003 13:16 (twenty years ago) link
LOL! Did you see him on that Sunday Morning TV programme a couple of years later when he was asked how he felt about that statement now that he was a married man; and he turned to the camera deadpan and said "I'm up to 3 minutes now - I've been improving my technique"?
― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 31 July 2003 13:20 (twenty years ago) link
Modern lunch - walks beside me Modern lunch - walks on by Modern lunch - gets me to the church on time Church on time - terrifies me Church on time - makes me party Church on time - puts my trust in god and man God and man - no confessions God and man - no religion God and man - don't believe in modern lunch
― willem (willem), Thursday, 31 July 2003 13:24 (twenty years ago) link
― retort pouch (retort pouch), Thursday, 31 July 2003 13:28 (twenty years ago) link
― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 31 July 2003 13:28 (twenty years ago) link
― cameron, Thursday, 31 July 2003 14:05 (twenty years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 31 July 2003 14:09 (twenty years ago) link
Lunch Is Like Oxygen
The One I Lunch
You've Got To Hide Your Lunch Away
― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 31 July 2003 14:19 (twenty years ago) link
― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 31 July 2003 14:20 (twenty years ago) link
― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 31 July 2003 14:21 (twenty years ago) link
― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 31 July 2003 14:33 (twenty years ago) link
(yes-yes, Yes people, ain't that the truth!)
― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 31 July 2003 14:37 (twenty years ago) link
But "The Lunchcats" comes pretty close.
― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Thursday, 31 July 2003 14:57 (twenty years ago) link
― E. (ebb), Thursday, 31 July 2003 15:00 (twenty years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 31 July 2003 15:02 (twenty years ago) link
― Freedom Dupont, Thursday, 31 July 2003 15:29 (twenty years ago) link
― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Thursday, 31 July 2003 15:36 (twenty years ago) link
― Ess, Thursday, 31 July 2003 15:39 (twenty years ago) link
― Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 31 July 2003 15:44 (twenty years ago) link
― Ess, Thursday, 31 July 2003 15:48 (twenty years ago) link
― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 31 July 2003 15:48 (twenty years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 31 July 2003 16:08 (twenty years ago) link
― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Thursday, 31 July 2003 16:12 (twenty years ago) link
― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Thursday, 31 July 2003 16:14 (twenty years ago) link
― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Thursday, 31 July 2003 16:15 (twenty years ago) link
― BrianB, Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:06 (twenty years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:35 (twenty years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:47 (twenty years ago) link
― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:47 (twenty years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:50 (twenty years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:57 (twenty years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 31 July 2003 19:58 (twenty years ago) link
ew
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 31 July 2003 20:06 (twenty years ago) link
― Ess, Thursday, 31 July 2003 20:07 (twenty years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 31 July 2003 20:10 (twenty years ago) link
― Fat Slovenly Coward (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 31 July 2003 20:12 (twenty years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 31 July 2003 20:15 (twenty years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 31 July 2003 20:16 (twenty years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 31 July 2003 20:17 (twenty years ago) link
Eeeuuuuuwwww.
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 31 July 2003 20:18 (twenty years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 31 July 2003 20:24 (twenty years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 31 July 2003 20:26 (twenty years ago) link
ranch sauce
― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:08 (fifteen years ago) link
only works with the tuna sand
Yeah fuck you
― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:09 (fifteen years ago) link
You're the one who got an italian chicken breast.
dan perry loves breasts.
― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:10 (fifteen years ago) link
lol
lol.
chicken is the worst thing here
― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:15 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah you should have gotten an italian bmt
or the tuna sand
yeah that tuna looked pretty good
― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:16 (fifteen years ago) link
they scoop it on there like it's ice cream
it kind of is
[ed. everything at subway sucks way more than the tuna sandwich]. LOVE
― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:17 (fifteen years ago) link
the moral of this story belongs to subway. and it belongs to tuna sandwiches. be careful out there. and don't be a rich college student or a fat bitch.
― strgn, Monday, 21 July 2008 04:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Before the day I met you, life was so unkindBut your lunch was the key to my pizza - mine!
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 30 December 2017 01:21 (six years ago) link