Paul Stanley banter single????

I'm sitting here listening to Dynasty. I know that's not the album playing right now, but some people call that their disco album ... but their real fans know different. Not the kids who collect baseball cards and Kiss shit. I'm talking about those of us who hoped their parents would die in a car crash or something so they could be adopted. Maybe by Gene or Paul or Ace or Peter. I wanted to kill that little piece of shit Adam Rich: it said in Tiger Beat he was Gene's number one fan -- that was so fucking unfair. Just because he's a celebrity? Fuck him. I'm talking about losers from Queens and New Jersey and Long Island who defended Kiss when Van Halen was supposedly king. Kids who later dropped out of high school to work at their fathers' plumbing supply store. Cheesy chocolate milk moustaches and faded transfer t-shirts and work boots (unlaced of course). Girls with big asses and poofy hair and roach clip feather earrings who still wear leg warmers: these are true Kiss fans. Fans who would take the time to write into Creem or Rip to defend Paul. How dare they say Paul's a fag? Kiss is the greatest rock and roll band in the world. How could he be a fag, then, tell us. Kiss isn't a joke to look back on, they weren't a phase, they were the whole fucking world, they weren't an escape because they were my entire reality.

Actually, I think he's saying "why?" instead of "wow", which makes it even more incoherent, and therefore greater.

it says it's going to take over 15 hours to DL from that site.

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Paul Stanley – People, Let Me Get Something Off My Chest

1. ALLLLLLLLLL RIGHT...Toronto!
2. This is For All the Little GIRLS Out There!
3. Got Any People Tonight That Are HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH?
4. I Know If We Get This Place Any HOTTER Tonight...
5. New York, LET ME HEAR YOUUUUU!
6. This One’s Called ‘Lover I Don’t Care!’
7. We’ve Only Played This One But Once On This Whole Tour!
8. I Don’t Think We’ve Played This One On the Tour!
9. How Many Girls Like to Get Licked? Guys? How Many of You GUYS Like to Get Licked?
10. We Haven’t Played This One in a Long Time
11. This One’s Called “War Machine”...“War Machine!”
12. You Gotta Help If You Know the Words...If You Don’t...Why?
13. PITTSBURGH...Can You Hear ME-uh!
14. How Many People Here Like the Taste of ALCOHOL?
15. You Deserve To Give Yourselves a Round of Applause LET’S GO!
16. COOL!
17. ALL RIGHT!
18. YEAH!
19. There Is One City In America That Took Us In – Opened Up Your Arms and Opened Up Your Legs To Us!
20. Man, That’s One of Those That Sounds Really Good
21. ‘Cowboy Feeder Now’ Comes Off An Album
22. Here’s a Little Something...
23. I Can’t Hear YOU!
24. I Don’t Think We Played This One on the Tour!
25. Louder! WANT SOME MORE?
26. Talkin’ About My Six-Shooter of Sex...Talkin’ About My UZI of OOZE
27. I Wanna Dedicate This Number To All the GIRLS And All the WOMEN Here Tonight
28. If You Wanna Drink Alcohol, Do NOT...DRINK...RYE!
29. THE SPIRIT OF ROCK AND ROLL DOYOUFEELIT?!
30. Is This...Or Is This Not...The Rock and Roll Capitol of VIRGINIA?
31. We Got Meters!...LOUDER!...LOUDER!
32. You Know What’s So Cool, Richmond! WE! ARE JUST! GETTING! STAAAARTED!
33. There Was a Band Here That KNEW We’d Be Nothing Without YOU!
34. I Wanna Dedicate This Song To ALL the Beautiful Girls in Sweden!
35. I...LOVE...glog.
36. I Don’t Know How to Say Many Things In Swedish
37. Can I Ask You a Little Question...DO YOU LOVE US?
38. SAN ANTOOOOOOOnio
39. My Goodness! Oh My GOOODness! We’re Gonna Have to Call Out the DOCTOR!
40. I Know This Isn’t the DAIRY State...But You Grow ‘Em BIG Here
41. It Only Feels Good RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
42. It’s Coming REAL Fast!
43. You Don’t BULLSHIT And You Want the REEEAL Deal
44. Last Night We Played Los Angeles...Hey I Don’t BLAME You People
45. The Last Show We Did...Los Angeles, California...It’s All Right, It’s Good to be PROUD of Where You’re From, Portland
46. Y’All Had a Good Weekend PEOPLE...You Ain’t Getting TIRED Are You PEOPLE?
47. Here’s Another One We Haven’t Played In a Long Time
48. Let’s Go Back A-Ways
49. Here’s One Ya Oughta Know!
50. This Came Off The Album That Came Out in 1998…It’s Called…PSYYYYYYYCHO CIIIIIIIIIIIIRCUS!
51. We Didn’t Have a Record Deal Yet...We Were Writing These Songs
52. Back When We Did ‘Destroyer,’ We Didn’t Know How Many Of Those Songs Would End Up in the Kiss Show Every Year
53. We Got People Here Tonight From New York...We Got People From Italy, France, BraZIIIIIIIIIIIL!
54. Some People Might Have a Little ROCK AND ROLL PNUEMONIAAAAAA!
55. We Created Another Page in KISSTORY Tonight
56. Some People Said We Were A Little Crazy To Attempt This
57. What’s This Place, “Toad’s”?
58. I Don’t Have Anything Green On!
59. Are Those For Me or For the Keyboard Player?
60. I Know You Want to Hear Some VINTAGE Stuff!
61. This ALSO Comes Off My Solo Record!
62. Sometimes The Lyrics Don’t Count So Much, It’s the FRONT Of the Song That Really Makes It!
63. AH AH AH AAAAAAAH!
64. I’m Not Ace Frehley, And I Didn’t Write That One, But I DID WRITE THIS ONE!
65. Someone Once Said To Me, “What’s the Biggest Part Of My Body?”
66. Sometimes People Say “How Come You Tell The Same Story Year After Year,” Sometimes Life Just Doesn’t Change.
67. There Are EVIL PEOPLE Who Hate the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
68. Young People, Up in the Air, Let’s Take a GOOD LOOK AT YA!
69. You Can Win an Election, You Can Lose an Election, It’s Up To You!
70. Communication Breakdown (in more ways than one)

WTF? It's like Stanley suddenly turns into a bad Norm McDonald impression of Larry King.

That's no fun, I like my take! He's a very specific alcoholic!

And why do I keep hearing Daffy Duck in his delivery?

He's always had that weird lisp. The evidence there for hearing on Kiss Alive.

lol

just imagine how delighted he was when he thought up 'uzi of ooze'

I wonder if he keeps these quips on a legal pad or palm pilot or ?

I figure he has staff writers like Jay Leno and comes into their dirty backstage room before show time and they fire lines at him.

"That's good."

"No way, that won't carry in Omaha."

"C'mon...need a line for 'Heaven's on Fire' now dammit!"

Still like the tayste of aww-co-hawl tbh

That YouTube is incredible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1-cH1voT8w

This is for all the little GURLZZ out theya tonight

http://youtu.be/L3cCWb37Y-k

PS is like the slimy dude in every pizzeria sitting by himself for an hour on a Friday night and watching the little GURLZ come in and out

Psst! Hey btw you can still get a rar of this...err..classic at Egg City Radio sharity blog. The tracks are simply labeled Track 1, Track 2, Etc. but it's all there. Enjoy!

Don't think dirty cus i'm talking about the heart YEAH RIGHT! IT'S CALLED STRUTTER!

"People can you hear me?"

When you're down in the dumps and you need something to bring you... UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP.... there's only one drink gonna do it for ya!

Just make sure you're not gonna drink and drive when you've got some COOOOOOOOOOOLD GIIIIIIIIN!!!

That 2000s compilation will forever give me joy. And I think I've died laughing even more at the brutal edits that reduce all the songs to like five seconds.

It is the best.