You may be on to something re its forebear status.
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 May 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
Man, I dont think I will ever not love the video fro "No Myth"
but 6/10 for "Roam"? ;_;
― thillrer (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 24 May 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UG9PQDth28
― The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Thursday, 24 May 2012 23:11 (eleven years ago) link
"Hand in my Pocket" still resonates a little bit. I'm an Ottawa kid, so Alanis was unavoidable in 1995.
― Träumerei, Thursday, 24 May 2012 23:13 (eleven years ago) link
Remember when she made the front page of the Citizen for wearing dark makeup?
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 24 May 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
Singing this at karaoke once got me laid, although according to the girl my dancing had more to do with it but I still have a soft spot for the song.
A little off-topic, but this and your mention of Liz Phair remind me of the time I got my ass grabbed after karaoke-ing "Fuck And Run". Which I was really excited to see on the playlist, but whose lyrics I didn't really think about until I'd already started my performance. And although I'm not gay, you probably would've had a hard time convincing that particular barful of gay men of that fact after I'd just spent four minutes singing about wanting a boyfriend. But no one can question my commitment to the performance when it's showtime.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 24 May 2012 23:22 (eleven years ago) link
If this doesn't explain the levels of vitriol for the Alanis song then I don't know what will:
I thought about making a youtube poop for 'You Oughta Know' where I'd repeat the you you you you you you you to emphasize the broken record effect that Alanis excels at. I'd probably play about 30 seconds of that. Then I would take the OUGHTA KNOwOHngh! and repeat that a few times so that you can hear the powerful, heartfelt release of EMO desperation that really kills any kind of mood that the listener might have.
Have you ever heard that noise of someone about to cry? - that ungh-ungh-ungh sound. The you-you-you in all of its EMOness sort of reminds me of that.
OK, I'm done
― we gotta move these refrigerators (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 24 May 2012 23:37 (eleven years ago) link
rip rev 105
― mookieproof, Thursday, 24 May 2012 23:46 (eleven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Friday, 25 May 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
oh the humanity
― we gotta move these refrigerators (CaptainLorax), Friday, 25 May 2012 00:02 (eleven years ago) link
sucks
only one of these songs mentions a placenta iirc
― mookieproof, Friday, 25 May 2012 00:03 (eleven years ago) link
You oughta be ashamed.
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 25 May 2012 00:29 (eleven years ago) link
i don't especially like YOK but honestly there wasn't very robust competition for it
― some dude, Friday, 25 May 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link
6 votes for "Hand In My Pocket" is far more shocking
If you six JAR voters had strategically voted for When I Come Around . . .
― Brony! Broni! Broné! (Phil D.), Friday, 25 May 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link
JAR >>>> When
― some dude, Friday, 25 May 2012 01:09 (eleven years ago) link
^^^^
― thillrer (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 25 May 2012 01:18 (eleven years ago) link
And I'm hereTo gloat at youBecause this song is awesomeIt's not fairIt's so awesomeBut that's just the way it goes sometimesYouYouYou gotta suck it
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Friday, 25 May 2012 02:04 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― The Reverend, Friday, 25 May 2012 02:17 (eleven years ago) link
Uhhh...huh. I don't think I got a chance to actually vote. Oh, well. There's nothing in the list that I actively hate, despite how objectively terrible it may be. I think I've even developed a level of nostalgic affection for "Good", which was one of my worst and most hated songs on the radio back then (There was something about the opening line, "Lookin' around the house", which indicated to me a distinct lack of trying, akin to opening with "Twiddlin' mah thumbs" or "Readin' my Froot Loops box". Like, COME BACK AND WRITE THE SONG WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY.)
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 25 May 2012 02:23 (eleven years ago) link
the u2 and pusa voters are the ppl who have some explaining to do
― call all destroyer, Friday, 25 May 2012 02:44 (eleven years ago) link
i can't even conceive of a reality in which the U2 and PUSA songs aren't easily among the better options
― some dude, Friday, 25 May 2012 02:46 (eleven years ago) link
Seriously.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 25 May 2012 02:47 (eleven years ago) link
no those songs are.....not good
― call all destroyer, Friday, 25 May 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
yeah but i don't think there are >6 songs on that list that are better
― some dude, Friday, 25 May 2012 02:52 (eleven years ago) link
i just realized that Green Day is the one band where my enjoyment of any given song is directly linked to the BPM. "Basket Case" is great, "Longview" is good, "When I Come Around" gets my attention wandering, and anything as slow as "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" is torture.
Dan, which gives you more joy, You Oughta Know lyric parodies or Video Games lyric parodies?
― sarahell, Friday, 25 May 2012 02:54 (eleven years ago) link
otm
― cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 25 May 2012 03:13 (eleven years ago) link
^ gets it
― Snowqueen's Icedragon (crüt), Friday, 25 May 2012 03:15 (eleven years ago) link
dear god lump
― mookieproof, Friday, 25 May 2012 03:15 (eleven years ago) link
Song meanings page for Lump is a treat.
Sorry for this, but I don't see why it hasn't been mentioned.
The line, "mud flowed up into lump's pajamas"...
She's bedridden and incontinent.
She has accidents.greyoak
She's lump, meaning she's pretty lazy and emotionless, but still alive. She spent her twenties in between sheets...maybe all she did was have sex with people...or party. And she lingered last in line for brains, the one she has is sort of rotten and insane...she's not all that smart or sane.ashballsack
This song is written about "the load" a guy is about to blow by jacking off. Not trying to be graphic, but I thought it was obvious. "Lump" is semen. He is trying to get it out of his "head" which is basically his dick.
It seems obvious the song is about sperm that is ejaculated and they are making some funny play on words describing this.drumcomposer
yeah i'm prettty sure its about an inactive tumor. makes sense mostlyLifeLikeWeeds
It sounds to me like he's talking about a girl who used to be really wild, but then drugs turned her into a boring lump.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 25 May 2012 03:20 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9ai5cgFar0
― Snowqueen's Icedragon (crüt), Friday, 25 May 2012 03:22 (eleven years ago) link
Been away from my computer, so I just saw this. I know "Roam" is totally beloved around ilm, I've just never been that enamored with it. Although there was some more discussion about the song here shortly after I wrote that post and I think I may just bump it up to a 7 in retrospect.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 25 May 2012 03:36 (eleven years ago) link
Alanis Morissette, "Hand in My Pocket" 6
You couldn't resist the shitty faux-Dylan harmonica solo.
― billstevejim, Friday, 25 May 2012 05:25 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah but JAR is a less boring/predictable choice and it rules
― billstevejim, Friday, 25 May 2012 05:28 (eleven years ago) link
"Hold Me Thrill Me" are some lyric changes and a completely revamped arrangement away from being a good song, and that is closer than any of these other toonz.
― Three Word Username, Friday, 25 May 2012 06:37 (eleven years ago) link
reen Day is the one band where my enjoyment of any given song is directly linked to the BPM. "Basket Case" is great, "Longview" is good, "When I Come Around" gets my attention wandering, and anything as slow as "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" is torture.
"Macy's Day Parade"?
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 25 May 2012 11:05 (eleven years ago) link
i don't hate it like i do "Boulevard," but i don't enjoy it the slightest bit either
― some dude, Friday, 25 May 2012 13:04 (eleven years ago) link
some dude 100% otm. slow Green Day songs are so awful. "look, I slowed the song down, it must be more emotional." No, it's the exact same song played slower and with a hammy prom-ready chorus now. cf. Poison doing ballads, a near-exact analogue
― cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 25 May 2012 13:43 (eleven years ago) link
also Crüe
― cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 25 May 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link
Alfred's hierarchy is dead-on (although I'd make room for "Walking Contradiction" at the top, and I tired of "Basket Case" quickly)--in any event, Green Day ballads are the worst.
― clemenza, Friday, 25 May 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link
still not exactly sure what "Roam" people have been referring to and will just assume it's the B-52s
― fauxmarc, Friday, 25 May 2012 14:00 (eleven years ago) link
in honor of this thread I listened to the Green Day comp in the car -- man, it gets sludgy from tracks 10-16.
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 25 May 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
people, you're overlooking that the biggest problem with "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" is that it's called "Boulevard of Broken Dreams", it's liking calling a song "Gang of Dogs Playing Poker"
― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 May 2012 14:03 (eleven years ago) link
Would listen to that song, tbh.
― pplains, Friday, 25 May 2012 14:04 (eleven years ago) link
well obv it wd be better than "Boulevard of Broken Fucking Dreams"
― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 May 2012 14:05 (eleven years ago) link
Gotta demur on "Every Rose Has Its Thorn"--great! Even Marcus, who wrote a great long thing at the time decrying how the video represented everything evil and corrupt in pop music as Nirvana entered the picture, grudgingly conceded it was a good song (if I'm remembering his piece correctly).
― clemenza, Friday, 25 May 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link
You are.
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Friday, 25 May 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
no it's not because the second song would rule
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 25 May 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link