Turbo was weird with all the synth nonsense but still kinda rocked?
Ram It Down was just toiletflush.gif
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 June 2012 06:03 (eleven years ago) link
we can all agree on St Anger though surely
Hated it at first, like it in a strange way now. Death Magnetic is still a pile.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 1 June 2012 06:12 (eleven years ago) link
I'm reluctant to post my own suggestions because of the FALSE METAL joeks that will ensue.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 1 June 2012 06:13 (eleven years ago) link
It will hurt my feelings.
Really scary thing is that its got a high mark on metal archives ... from power metal fans.
well fuck i ain't heard that candlemass record but now i can't wait to
― Whiney vs. (BradNelson), Friday, 1 June 2012 06:14 (eleven years ago) link
see Death Magnetic was meh/okay to me. St Anger is pretty much unlistenable to my ears.
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 June 2012 06:16 (eleven years ago) link
JF maybe you could post your suggestions in one big list so we can just give you one FALSE METAL rather than many (ducks)
you should post them, srsly
also i totally enjoy cold lake and st. anger. former is such a strange grab for the commercial that it ends up thoroughly uncommercial? latter is a relentless and entertaining document of four people who can't make a record together (probably have said that on this board somewhere before)?
― Whiney vs. (BradNelson), Friday, 1 June 2012 06:17 (eleven years ago) link
yeah Frost were too interesting to make a terrible commercial record, Cold Lake has plenty of charms
― korea opportunities (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 June 2012 08:02 (eleven years ago) link
I still think if St. Anger was edited down to the 3-4 minute songs it should've had, it'd be alright. Not great, but tolerable.
― strictly shitty piano rock underground (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 1 June 2012 08:48 (eleven years ago) link
IX Equilibrium was a real stinker.
― Siegbran, Friday, 1 June 2012 12:09 (eleven years ago) link
I like St. Anger because it gave us Some Kind Of Monster.
I like Ram It Down more than Nostradamus, if only because it's half as long and ponderous. Some number of decent songs on both.
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 1 June 2012 12:31 (eleven years ago) link
http://991.com/NewGallery/Metallica-St-Anger-Promo-Fl-312927.jpgis in then. I'd agree with Death Magnetic but it does have its fans (i.e. not just markers)
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 1 June 2012 14:14 (eleven years ago) link
ix equilibrium wasn't too bad. i still really dig "an elegy of icaros". obviously a step down though.
― charlie h, Friday, 1 June 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
I like Cold Lake too. It's not bad if you don't think of it as Celtic Frost.
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 1 June 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link
that's what i say about Load
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 1 June 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
I was originally going to do the thread as a general genre thread but realised it would be dominated with non-brian beach boys albums and/or be total challopsy.
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 1 June 2012 15:30 (eleven years ago) link
I guess if I had to choose I'll take challops over non-Brian beach boys.
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 June 2012 16:02 (eleven years ago) link
is this all we can manage?
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
There's that Entombed album everyone hates but me. I guess Carcass fans would say Swansong.
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link
I'm still working on an expanded list
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link
Ram It Down has two all-time great songs (the title track and "Blood Red Skies"), but otherwise it's basically unlistenable.
― The Devil's Panini Machine (J3ff T.), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
Meanwhile, you might be able to find a few ideas here: http://www.decibelmagazine.com/category/justify-your-shitty-taste/
― The Devil's Panini Machine (J3ff T.), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
LOL defending Iron Maiden's X-Factor? u_u
I need a shower
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link
I wrote this one: http://www.decibelmagazine.com/featured/justify-your-shitty-taste-megadeths-risk/
― The Devil's Panini Machine (J3ff T.), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
born again has it's defenders on ilm
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
lol chinese democracy. i think we can include that
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
I had no problem defending The X Factor. Not a great album by any stretch, but about half the songs are good, plus it's better than No Prayer For the Dying.
― A. Begrand, Friday, 1 June 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
and for jjj and danhttp://www.decibelmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/MinistryFilthPigFront.jpg
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link
what was that Cryptopsy album that had long time fans jumping off bridges?
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link
Chinese Democracy doesn't suck. Bit of a mess, but definitely not REALLY BAD. Born Again is actually good, despite the shitty mix.
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 1 June 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link
which alice cooper album gets the nod here?
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
X-Factor makes me cry. I hate it. I can't even modify my feelings about it. HATE.
I'm kind of onboard with Sound of White Noise. It's not my favorite, and I still prefer Belladonna but it wasn't horrible. That line of thinking seems more in line with the whether or not Black Album was a terrible album or not for Metallica. In the context of thrash, yes, but in the context of the band mabye no?
Chinese Democracy has maybe 2 slightly listenable songs. but mostly it's overworked garbage and i pretty much pretend that it doesn't exist, that GNR died in a horrible fire after UYI
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
I guess Carcass fans would say Swansong.
unfortunately swansong is totally fun as hell
― Whiney vs. (BradNelson), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
the unspoken king, which i've listened to but can't remember a thing about other than it was a complete dive into metalcore
― Whiney vs. (BradNelson), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link
ayo sound of white noise is fucking awesome
Chinese Democracy has maybe 2 slightly listenable songs.
Which two? Are they bonus tracks only on your copy?
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 1 June 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link
I said SLIGHTLY
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
Better & Street Of Dreams, iirc
sound of white noise is the only anthrax album i like!
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
i cant remember any songs from chinese democracy. That is not a good sign.
I had to look them up
I SWEAR
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
The Bush-Anthrax We've Come For You All is pretty good too
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
I dare anyone to defend Daudi Baldrs.
― Siegbran, Friday, 1 June 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
noone's mentioned Loutallica
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 2 June 2012 00:06 (eleven years ago) link
beyond mention? idk
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 2 June 2012 01:16 (eleven years ago) link
i think i tried to make myself like this album. i think i even managed to say nice things about it in a review. but prison does strange things to a man...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz5uAneL7iQ&feature=related
― scott seward, Saturday, 2 June 2012 01:58 (eleven years ago) link
^^ oh, that wasn't such a bad album. probably still a thousand times worse than "the storm of the light's bane", which is y'know incredible, but what can you do?
― charlie h, Saturday, 2 June 2012 02:21 (eleven years ago) link
yeah i didn't hate it. but i never play it. i was trying to think of recent things...i don't hate too many things. or i don't listen to things that i think i'll hate.
― scott seward, Saturday, 2 June 2012 02:33 (eleven years ago) link
a former member of minor threat gave it a shot.
― scott seward, Saturday, 2 June 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
t.s.o.l. were always kinda the odd man out anyway cuz they courted the goth/cali horror rock crowd early on.
― scott seward, Saturday, 2 June 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link
reinkaos rules.
― Whiney vs. (BradNelson), Saturday, 2 June 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link
it never ruled for me. i'm still just trying to think of records i HATED by bands i loved. if the best i can come up with is 7 seconds...and i never actually loved 7 seconds. but i enjoyed their early work.
― scott seward, Saturday, 2 June 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
i did love that youth brigade album sooooooo much back whenever that came out. still one of my favorite albums of all time.
― scott seward, Saturday, 2 June 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://tube.hk/images/news/music/radiohead_in_rainbows2.jpg
― rock the swagon and g.o.a.t. it (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 2 June 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link
serpent saints by entombed i thought was really bad except for the title track. but how much do i expect from them at this late date anyway? not a whole helluva lot. moonspell have put out some clunkers. i like their early records a bunch. they are one of those bands constantly doing the "return to form" thing with every album. on the other hand, i really liked that sepultura Dante XXI album WAY more than i thought i would ever like a sepultura album in the 21st century. i never even thought i'd be playing a sepultura album in the 21st century.
― scott seward, Saturday, 2 June 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
i think whiney missed out something
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 2 June 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
i liked kid a when it came out. probably the only radiohead album i've ever played all the way through. they never did anything better than "creep" anyway. a little of that dude's voice goes a long long long way.
― scott seward, Saturday, 2 June 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
Dante XXI was really surprisingly good. And everyone shitting on Chinese Democracy upthread can lick the bag.
My nominee for this thread is Gorguts' Obscura. Man, I do not get that record at all. I like death metal, I like noisy free jazz, and I like prog, but when you swirl 'em all together sometimes you just get a big puddle of runny musical shit, and that's Obscura.
― 誤訳侮辱, Saturday, 2 June 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
no way, it's cool. its ilx canon too. even the non-metal people love it. for all the reasons you stated. except for the shit part. i like all their albums a bunch.
― scott seward, Saturday, 2 June 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
yeah ive seen lots of ilxors go crazy over that album.
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 2 June 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
I tried to listen to it a bunch of times, 'cause people whose opinions I respected liked it a lot, but it does nothing for me.
― 誤訳侮辱, Saturday, 2 June 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link
Roots?
― Siegbran, Saturday, 2 June 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link
Bloody Roots?
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 2 June 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link
Y&T Down For The Count
Two words: Summertime Girls
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 2 June 2012 23:46 (eleven years ago) link
that last The Haunted record. I was down with everything they did up until that one. But man, it was a big pile of not care on the part of everybody.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Sunday, 3 June 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link
if we're talking punk then those comeback Descendents albums break my heart
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 3 June 2012 00:43 (eleven years ago) link
feel like Everything Sucks is p well-regarded in the core of the band's fanbase, the one after that maybe not so much
― cissémanwhore (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 3 June 2012 07:45 (eleven years ago) link
I quite like New Wind tbh. Was all ready to hate it the first time I listened to it but I don't see it as sounding a whole lot different from the album before it. Now the albums after it aren't up to much and I have never listened to any other Kevin Seconds bands. They're playing London on my birthday this year.
― The Eyeball Of Hull (Colonel Poo), Sunday, 3 June 2012 09:45 (eleven years ago) link
I thought the 3rd Blitz album was terrible but I do really like the synth-post-punk 2nd album.
― The Eyeball Of Hull (Colonel Poo), Sunday, 3 June 2012 09:46 (eleven years ago) link
I suspect I'm alone on this one but I really don't like I Against I...
― The Eyeball Of Hull (Colonel Poo), Sunday, 3 June 2012 10:03 (eleven years ago) link
you are utterly and totally alone.
― scott seward, Sunday, 3 June 2012 11:31 (eleven years ago) link
but maybe i would like new wind now! who knows?
― scott seward, Sunday, 3 June 2012 11:44 (eleven years ago) link
This one wouldn't.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 3 June 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
the problem with Swansong is that the style of music totally doesn't go with the lyrics, which lost their medical encyclopedia flair and started embracing more mainstream concerns. some killer songs on there though.
― charlie h, Sunday, 3 June 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link
I quite like Cold Lake, myself.
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Sunday, 3 June 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
swansong just suffers a LOT in comparison with everything that came before it. its not terrible, its just that the albums before it were amazing.
― scott seward, Sunday, 3 June 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link
people called heartwork a sellout at the time lol
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 3 June 2012 23:58 (eleven years ago) link
^ yeah Spinoza Ray Prozak idiots sure
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 12 April 2015 16:15 (nine years ago) link
So I just listened to Cold Lake for the first time, verdict: it's not that bad at all! For all the bile spewed about this album I was expecting it to sound like Bon Jovi or Warrant or something. People talk about it like it's hair metal, I'm guessing maybe because of some publicity photos from that time?
― Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 16:47 (five years ago) link
cold lake is definitely not bad
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 16:52 (five years ago) link
years ago i nearly pitched a piece ranking a bunch of metal “sellout” records and did a little research for it ahead of time. iirc the unspoken king is abominable
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 16:54 (five years ago) link
Cold Lake is no Look What The Cat Dragged In, but it isn’t very good either.
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus, although I guess not that many people are really bothered this late in their career.
Gorefest Erase and Napalm Death Fear Emptiness Despair were awful. I hated Venom’s Calm Before The Storm at the time, although I haven’t heard that thing ever again.
Anyone remember Helloween Pink Bubbles Go Ape and Chameleon? Nobody liked those.
― Siegbran, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 22:55 (five years ago) link
Oh yeah, another real stinker: Accept Eat The Heat.
― Siegbran, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 22:59 (five years ago) link
counterpoint, Cold Lake is bad.
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 18 October 2018 01:06 (five years ago) link
Helloween's wilderness years are the weirdest btw
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 18 October 2018 01:07 (five years ago) link
Gorefest Erase
r u sure this is the album you meant?!!!
― if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 01:35 (three years ago) link
Yeah it's a terrible record, especially the vocals, and the riffs are so lame. Listen to it back to back with False, it's tragic.
― Siegbran, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 19:24 (three years ago) link