List and discuss REALLY BAD Albums By A Legendary Classic Band.... Metal Edition

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i liked kid a when it came out. probably the only radiohead album i've ever played all the way through. they never did anything better than "creep" anyway. a little of that dude's voice goes a long long long way.

scott seward, Saturday, 2 June 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

Dante XXI was really surprisingly good. And everyone shitting on Chinese Democracy upthread can lick the bag.

My nominee for this thread is Gorguts' Obscura. Man, I do not get that record at all. I like death metal, I like noisy free jazz, and I like prog, but when you swirl 'em all together sometimes you just get a big puddle of runny musical shit, and that's Obscura.

誤訳侮辱, Saturday, 2 June 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

no way, it's cool. its ilx canon too. even the non-metal people love it. for all the reasons you stated. except for the shit part. i like all their albums a bunch.

scott seward, Saturday, 2 June 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

yeah ive seen lots of ilxors go crazy over that album.

it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 2 June 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

I tried to listen to it a bunch of times, 'cause people whose opinions I respected liked it a lot, but it does nothing for me.

誤訳侮辱, Saturday, 2 June 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

Roots?

Siegbran, Saturday, 2 June 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

Bloody Roots?

it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 2 June 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

Y&T Down For The Count

Two words: Summertime Girls

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 2 June 2012 23:46 (eleven years ago) link

that last The Haunted record. I was down with everything they did up until that one. But man, it was a big pile of not care on the part of everybody.

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Sunday, 3 June 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link

if we're talking punk then those comeback Descendents albums break my heart

it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 3 June 2012 00:43 (eleven years ago) link

feel like Everything Sucks is p well-regarded in the core of the band's fanbase, the one after that maybe not so much

cissémanwhore (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 3 June 2012 07:45 (eleven years ago) link

I quite like New Wind tbh. Was all ready to hate it the first time I listened to it but I don't see it as sounding a whole lot different from the album before it. Now the albums after it aren't up to much and I have never listened to any other Kevin Seconds bands. They're playing London on my birthday this year.

The Eyeball Of Hull (Colonel Poo), Sunday, 3 June 2012 09:45 (eleven years ago) link

I thought the 3rd Blitz album was terrible but I do really like the synth-post-punk 2nd album.

The Eyeball Of Hull (Colonel Poo), Sunday, 3 June 2012 09:46 (eleven years ago) link

I suspect I'm alone on this one but I really don't like I Against I...

The Eyeball Of Hull (Colonel Poo), Sunday, 3 June 2012 10:03 (eleven years ago) link

you are utterly and totally alone.

scott seward, Sunday, 3 June 2012 11:31 (eleven years ago) link

but maybe i would like new wind now! who knows?

scott seward, Sunday, 3 June 2012 11:44 (eleven years ago) link

I guess Carcass fans would say Swansong.

This one wouldn't.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 3 June 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link

the problem with Swansong is that the style of music totally doesn't go with the lyrics, which lost their medical encyclopedia flair and started embracing more mainstream concerns. some killer songs on there though.

charlie h, Sunday, 3 June 2012 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

I quite like Cold Lake, myself.

I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Sunday, 3 June 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

swansong just suffers a LOT in comparison with everything that came before it. its not terrible, its just that the albums before it were amazing.

scott seward, Sunday, 3 June 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

people called heartwork a sellout at the time lol

it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 3 June 2012 23:58 (eleven years ago) link

two years pass...

^ yeah Spinoza Ray Prozak idiots sure

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 12 April 2015 16:15 (nine years ago) link

three years pass...

So I just listened to Cold Lake for the first time, verdict: it's not that bad at all! For all the bile spewed about this album I was expecting it to sound like Bon Jovi or Warrant or something. People talk about it like it's hair metal, I'm guessing maybe because of some publicity photos from that time?

Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 16:47 (five years ago) link

cold lake is definitely not bad

princess of hell (BradNelson), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 16:52 (five years ago) link

years ago i nearly pitched a piece ranking a bunch of metal “sellout” records and did a little research for it ahead of time. iirc the unspoken king is abominable

princess of hell (BradNelson), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 16:54 (five years ago) link

Cold Lake is no Look What The Cat Dragged In, but it isn’t very good either.

Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus, although I guess not that many people are really bothered this late in their career.

Gorefest Erase and Napalm Death Fear Emptiness Despair were awful. I hated Venom’s Calm Before The Storm at the time, although I haven’t heard that thing ever again.

Anyone remember Helloween Pink Bubbles Go Ape and Chameleon? Nobody liked those.

Siegbran, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 22:55 (five years ago) link

Oh yeah, another real stinker: Accept Eat The Heat.

Siegbran, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 22:59 (five years ago) link

counterpoint, Cold Lake is bad.

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 18 October 2018 01:06 (five years ago) link

Helloween's wilderness years are the weirdest btw

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 18 October 2018 01:07 (five years ago) link

two years pass...

Gorefest Erase

r u sure this is the album you meant?!!!

if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 01:35 (three years ago) link

Yeah it's a terrible record, especially the vocals, and the riffs are so lame. Listen to it back to back with False, it's tragic.

Siegbran, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 19:24 (three years ago) link


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