It has been brought to my attention today that my hatred or, at least, dislike of Doritos is tantamount to being insane or communist or both. I mean, I knew lots of people liked Doritos, but I was unaware EVERYONE liked Doritos.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
you are not insane, nor a communist Johnny Fever.
YOU ARE A WAR CRIMINAL.
Guards! SEIZE HIM!
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
If you don't like Doritos you just haven't had the right flavor. Though I'm with you if the dislike is for the plain old Nacho Cheese ones.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
Even I like Doritos. I'm afraid we're going to have to forcibly re-educate you.
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
I like regular old corn tortilla chips alright (though they aren't my first snacking choice), but Doritos are ruined with all these dusty coatings and shitty flavors. No thanks!
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
whoever came up with the name "tacos at midnight" deserves a congressional medal
― blank, Monday, 7 November 2011 20:53 (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― blossom smulch (schlump), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
man maybe it's just because i am too broke to buy doritos with a clear conscience but i could really go for some doritos
― throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 3 November 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
Fact: I have never eaten a Dorito of any kind.
― quincie, Saturday, 3 November 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
i could eat an entire bag right now. just strap it to my face like i'm a horse.
― throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 3 November 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link
nacho cheese is prob my fav overall chip
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 3 November 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
what happens if you make nachos with doritos? like, full on balls to the wall nachos with meat and stuff. is it good? is it terrible?
― adam, Saturday, 3 November 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
like, balls flavored doritos?
― 乒乓, Saturday, 3 November 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link
i have actually had nachos at a place where they used doritos or a doritos-type chip and it wasn't so hot
― throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 3 November 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
god i want nachos now
i hate life
The end. Of everything.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
I can't wait for the new ouroboros flavor
― Darth Icky (DJP), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/zokxsRG.jpg
― 乒乓, Sunday, 22 December 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link
I tried the Taco Bell Doritos tacos and they were not that good.
― Gotta take it slow in your fast ride (calstars), Sunday, 22 December 2013 22:18 (ten years ago) link
I had a craving for the Tapatio Doritos and looked to see if anyone in the UK happened to import them. Amazon is selling them at £16.04 (or $26.24 with the current exchange rate) for a single small bag. I've paid some crazy prices to scratch home-country junk food itches before, but that would be the record if I pulled the trigger..... (don'tpullthetriggerdon'tpullthetriggerdon'tpullthetrigger)
― Walter Galt, Monday, 23 December 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link
I hardly ever eat them, but I applaud their Norm Macdonald-like deadpan:
"We already have Doritos for women — they're called Doritos."
http://www.thestar.com/life/2018/02/06/lady-doritos-is-not-happening-pepsico-says.html
― clemenza, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 00:14 (six years ago) link
Cool Ranch is disgusting.
― treeship 2, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 00:23 (six years ago) link
You just need to pair it with Pace salsa, you'll get it
― brimstead, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 00:42 (six years ago) link
So bad.
― treeship 2, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 00:50 (six years ago) link
I complained about the new york city subway earlier tonight but nothing compares to my hatred of cool ranch
too bad about lady doritos not happening. If feminine versions of deodorant and cigarettes exist then why not chips
btw cool ranch rules
― calstars, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 01:43 (six years ago) link
the spicy sweet chili ones are... really good
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 01:58 (six years ago) link
i love doritos and no crunch, no munchcool ranch is gross but also tastyi'd probably eat any dorito once
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 02:26 (six years ago) link
Cool Ranch is disgusting.― treeship 2, Tuesday, February 6, 2018 7:23 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
fungiform papillae dysfunction detected
― trife's rich padgett (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 02:45 (six years ago) link