EURO 2012

"the crowd at the right hand side of the stadium are chanting the name of Russia, the crowd on the left side are chanting the name of Ukraine"

Commentary that effortlessly summarises the spirit of Ukraine.

rvp having a 'mare

lol rvp

huntelaar unimpressed

jesus.

not sure eriksen has touched the ball yet

lol rvp. also i'm still miles behind everyone i think, plz wait 1 minute before posting responses.

holland will win this 2-1 surely

just use a dial-up for ilx ffs merdey

yeah not really looking like a 0-1 anymore...

lol Afellay almost got brained again there

closer to a 0-2 amirite

terrible corner

brilliant HD slo-mo of RVP mishit

nice dis of bendtner there by j pierce

he's had several digs - he's decided Bendtner is his figure of fun for the match

not a bad choice i guess, bendtner's achieved nothing

The Dutch seem unwilling/unable to commit bodies into the box - just there RVP was wandering back from offside to the edge of the box, Sneijder was in space 25-30 yards out and had only a long square pass to Robben on.

I am torn -- will I win, or my evil mirror universe self?

ah van bommel don't ever change

Is rvp going to the left wing?

I love Simon Poulsen. I love how he's hardly been in the left-back position all match. I love how his entire game-plan is "run as far as you can". I love how he couldn't hit a decent cross if his life depended on it. And I love how those factors combined to set up the Danish goal.

I am torn -- will I win, or my evil mirror universe self?

a 1-1 would make for a nice symmetry (and really help with my bet on Germany to win the group).

sorry missed the sub, who went off for holland?

Still no closer to knowing if Eriksen's all that

De Jong and Afellay

when dinks go wrong

great ball

affaley + de jong xp

thanks xp

jesus what a pass from sneijder

sneijder's been on it today tbf

indeed

man what a pass

cool flop by the goalkeeper too

news just in: Robben is a bit selfish

ooh hand up for offside whilst slipping whilst intercepting

The 2 CMs for Denmark have done a rubbish job screening the defence but they've been v good in possession.

If the conditions are as energy sapping as the commentators think then England will be clapped out by 25 mins on Monday.

I thought sneijder was getting the hook there for a sec!!

BBC still talking disapprovingly about Holland's two defensive midfielders despite the fact that De Jong went off ages ago.

It's Dirk time!

Redknapp said the Dutch would struggle to get out of this group :o

Rommedahl's had a grand game, too. 34 and doing Willems for pace all the way.

Kjaer is seemingly great at international tournaments and useless the rest of time. Can't believe this is the same roma/wolfsburg player!

must have been years since kjaer was this good xp yeah

oooh that should have been a pen for holland right?

oh definite pen there

no rule against handball in this tournament, should get interesting when players pick up on it.

yup

Bye bye Holland

woah, nicely done denmark

Shit game. Expecting a lot more from Germany v Portugal.

It's not a penalty if your hand doesn't move towards the ball.

Well done Denmark.

Worried that this result means Holland have to beat Germany :/