loew's outfit for this tournament had better not be the simple white shirt thing.
― Merdeyeux, Saturday, 9 June 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
What would you like him to wear?
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 9 June 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
Nonsense from the guardian match report
Denmark supplied the first shock of Euro 2012 with a convincing win over a surprisingly passive Holland, who will need to sort out their supply line to Robin van Persie if they are to have any chance against Portugal or Germany, let alone justify their billing among the favourites for the tournament.
Not that much wrong with the supply line if Sneijder creates 10 chances. He's just like Stewart Downing ;)
― pandemic, Saturday, 9 June 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
alan parsons project lol
― sonderangerbot, Saturday, 9 June 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
Hold on, Portugal also have a Rolando?!
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 9 June 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
xps jeez i'm not his stylist.
ozil's also a bit marty feldman.
― Merdeyeux, Saturday, 9 June 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
portugal are full of simpsons jokes, pepsi and rolando. okay, two.
― Merdeyeux, Saturday, 9 June 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
I haven't wanted a team to win a tourney as much as I want Germany to win this since Brazil in '82.
― pandemic, Saturday, 9 June 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
stay classy, germany
― the route is ban (k3vin k.), Saturday, 9 June 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
what's with all the trash being thrown?
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 9 June 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
fucking German fans
― PSOD (Ste), Saturday, 9 June 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
What was it they were throwing? I just ate a meringue looked a bit like that.
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 9 June 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link
wait, three simpsons jokes. c'mon, ariaga ii.
― Merdeyeux, Saturday, 9 June 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link
Portugal v Mexico kicked off some episode too iirc
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 9 June 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link
ya ariaga ii was one of the hyped superstars in the pre-game ad.
o i see that there is is football happening.
― Merdeyeux, Saturday, 9 June 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link
Aw no, I thought that was going to be red
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 9 June 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
STFU LAWRO YOU FUN-KILLING PRICK
Lawro in typically bad temper. Fuck off!
― pandemic, Saturday, 9 June 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
laaaaame
― the route is ban (k3vin k.), Saturday, 9 June 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
Assuming it's bailout business. They'll probably give Ireland/Greece/Spain the same if they run into them at any point.
"Nationalmannschaft" - not a phrase Guy Mowbray should really be trying to pronounce, then.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 9 June 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
he's such a dreary fuck
― Number None, Saturday, 9 June 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
i don't know much about bruno alves but he looks like someone who could be capable of pepe-esque psychotic hyperviolence. could be interesting.
g d cheating germans, getting hurt when they get walloped on the leg.
― Merdeyeux, Saturday, 9 June 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
i hate lawro
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 9 June 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
Neuer made a meal out of an appetizer on that tackel.
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 9 June 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
or tackle, even
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
not much of a soccer watcher but imo if you're down for more than 3 seconds you should have to leave the field, because clearly you must be really hurt. that shit is pathetic
― the route is ban (k3vin k.), Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
this is soccer love it or leave it
― pandemic, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link
no shoulder pads needed here
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link
That actually is the rule k3vin, frequently described as 'ridiculous' on British TV
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link
I knew Neuer wasn't really hurt because they didn't use the magic spray on him.
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link
proper wing play from Ronaldo there
― Number None, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
this is gonna be 1-0 win for portugal
― pandemic, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
heh i am a basketball fan and the flopping is starting to infect that sport too. it's just shitty to watch a grown man roll around in fake pain
― the route is ban (k3vin k.), Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, June 9, 2012 3:02 PM (1 minute ago)
oh what is the rule exactly?
― the route is ban (k3vin k.), Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
Are Mowbray and Lawro just bringing out the worst in each other? They're really being quite insufferable tonight, maybe even more than usual.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
Seeing them do it at the Olympics is when I feel ashamed to be human
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
statler and waldorf would be a more positive commentary pairing than mowbray and lawrenson.
― Merdeyeux, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link
If you're down long enough for the physio to come on, you need to leave the pitch. British telly has never understood why.
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link
"gentle probing"
― Number None, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link
Heh heh, Statier and Waldorf! (who's that? I'm not getting any of your references these days)
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link
TV here just showed a man with a taxidermy squirrel in the crowd. Why the squirrel?
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
Great game earlier. Perhaps Bren should visit the Krohn-Delhi to add some meat to the LFC attack. (not a real suggestion)
This match is shit.
― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
I think Lawrenson's always this bad. It's like he thinks he's Terry Wogan at Eurovision.
― Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
yeah lawro/mowbray is the WORST (excepting alan green of course)
― pandemic, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link
nice use of advantage there
― Number None, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link
xps the old heckler guys in the balcony seats in the muppets.
i will boldly post on in the face of incomprehension.
― Merdeyeux, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link
to be fair, based on his champions league form Gomez with the ball in the box is not an advantage.
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
I still don't get that New Orleans quip from the other day
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
ronaldo protecting the dental work
― pandemic, Saturday, 9 June 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
Not to mention Brick Lane-gate