Jan 11: "This afternoon I saw a most extraordinary site [sic]. A Penguin was actually engaged in sodomy upon the body of a dead white throated bird of its own species. The act occurred a full minute, the position taken up by the cock differing in no respect from that of ordinary copulation, and the whole act was gone through down to the final depression of the cloaca."
Dec. 6: "I saw another act of astonishing depravity today. A hen which had been in some way badly injured in the hindquarters was crawling painfully along on her belly. I was just wondering whether I ought to kill her or not, when a cock noticed her in passing, and went up to her. After a short inspection he deliberately raped her, she being quite unable to resist him."
― retro-shittified (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 11 June 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
... every penguin has it's price...
― Mark G, Monday, 11 June 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
Their wings don't flap, but they make it clap
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 17:36 (two years ago) link