Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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Oh Lindsay get up we love you :(

kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

apparently they filmed some of "parent trap" at that hotel

IT'S ALL COMING FULL CIRCLE

lamborghini persie (J0rdan S.), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

she's dead.

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

gr80 how could you

bronytheus (some dude), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

gr80 killed loh4n?

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

that was the joke yeah

bronytheus (some dude), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

u_u

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

ach this poor idiot

goole, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

not dead yet

the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

much like with lindsay the last seven years were kind of a wash of embarrassment and inebriation but at least now i can tell myself i didnt die in a hotel room

me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

not yet anyway

the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

...yet

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

my boobs got smaller too

me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

SURVIVOR

kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

been through a lot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zShSJgXjF1Y

Cunga, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

We're told someone became alarmed because they could not wake her up and the person called 911.

Paramedics responded, and determined nothing was wrong with Lindsay. They left without transporting her to the hospital.

Lindsay is back on set shooting her Lifetime movie, "Liz and Dick."

As far as we know, Lindsay did not go to the hospital herself."

So she was asleep...

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

...with a little help from her 'friends'?

Aimless, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfxOWvLeLA8

Cunga, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

"exhausted" & "dehydrated"

i know what that feels like

the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

http://iweb.cooking.com/images/recipe/Recipe/Detail/RE_10232.jpg

here this'll fix that right

the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

one that slep't not wisely but too well

contenderizer, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

You know who else came back from the dead! It's the second coming!

StanM, Saturday, 16 June 2012 11:56 (eleven years ago) link

mmm, no.

Delbert Botts, D.D.S. (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

I've heard of people trying to surf on a lilo, but LiLo trying to surf?

Meet the G that Skrilled me... (snoball), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

This sentence rolls its eyes at Richard Phillips.

nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

lilo standing with a surfboard, someone who surfs surfing

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

not so much asking is it art as, do we care?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

uhh youre holding the surfboard backwards

actually i wish it were a feature film so that she might *actually* learn to surf because I think it would be really good for her

lol i'm still listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FDlRMrpT-w

surm, Thursday, 28 June 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

http://instagram.com/p/MpadgEJc35/

Odd Spice (Eazy), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

lol is that her house

surm, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link

She completely furnished it with stuff she shoplifted from antiques stores.

Neil Jung (WmC), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

Looks more like a shop of some kind?

second dullest ILXor since 1929 (snoball), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

a salon

coat news for people who love boat shoes (how's life), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link

It'd be so "2003" to add "...and then they all lezzed it up." to the end of that article.

Don't Feel Like Santana, But Oye Como Va To Them (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

centuries from now painters and novelists will be dedicate their lives to recreating the Lohan Del Gaga summit

some dude, Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

centuries from now? There will be an off-broadway play about it by next summer.

Cunga, Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

NY Daily News: "...the former "Mean Girls" star ..."

??

Aimless, Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

she has been retroactively banned from the set

contenderizer, Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2006/12/bimbo-summit2.jpg

buzza, Sunday, 15 July 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

i don't follow sleb news but is it really that hard to find pics of lindsay looking good or is it just bigger news when she's looking bad?

the late great, Sunday, 15 July 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link

yes and yes

I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Sunday, 15 July 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

i can't believe that in an age of affordable face transplants and laser vagina rejuvenation someone can't do something for poor lindsay

the late great, Sunday, 15 July 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

Laser Lohan Rejuvenation

Don't Feel Like Santana, But Oye Como Va To Them (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 15 July 2012 21:52 (eleven years ago) link

Which one's Gaga and which one's Del Rey?

Odd Spice (Eazy), Sunday, 15 July 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link

Oh wait, fuck, that's Britney and Paris.

Odd Spice (Eazy), Sunday, 15 July 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link


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