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http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/willy-england-fan-spotted-showing-penis-diamanti-scored-italys-winning-penalty/

― Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Monday, 25 June 2012 14:55 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Asad3

typical dirty disgusting brits with no class...glad they lost now
32 minutes ago
Dan

Thats plenty classy Asad. Are u afraid of penis? Why dont you donate yours to charity or a charity of lesbians.
26 minutes ago

onimo, Monday, 25 June 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

I recorded the game last night and the V+ box stopped recording at 119 minutes :(

onimo, Monday, 25 June 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link

I shouldn't laff at those 101gg comments but oh dear. Just the phrasing of online idiot comments make me lol.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 25 June 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

I'm not filled with confidence.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, June 25, 2012 9:44 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nor me with rooney huffing and puffing in the brazilian climate. in four years time in france i imagine he'll just walk around the pitch, thinking about his hair.

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

Joe Hart looking suitably gutted

http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/5e/40/b7/z12009566X,Pilkarze-angielscy-wyjezdzaja-z-Krakowa.jpg

onimo, Monday, 25 June 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

oh awesome nothing better than the biannual late June "here is a photo of an England player smiling during a private conversation 12 hours or so after exiting a tournament, what a disgrace to his nation" mouthbreatherfest

jacob von logflume (DJ Mencap), Monday, 25 June 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

This is only them leaving Poland, wait till they hit the beach.

onimo, Monday, 25 June 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

he appears to have a stiffy too

it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 25 June 2012 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

His goal in life was getting that plastic bag

StanM, Monday, 25 June 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

tbf he had that silly grin during the penalty shootout too

it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 25 June 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

That's his menacing glare.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 25 June 2012 21:02 (eleven years ago) link

i believe he's a great goalkeeper mainly cause he seems insane.

mizzell, Monday, 25 June 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

He looks like Jake LaMotta crying there, give the guy a break

Ismael Klata, Monday, 25 June 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link

Joe hart saw rooney's hair in that pic

Rosie 47 (ken c), Monday, 25 June 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

why did he stick his tongue out before trying to not save the penalties too?

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Monday, 25 June 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

leighton baines looks like a bbc costume designer's version of someone from the north, in the 70s.

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Monday, 25 June 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

christ i formatted that badly, sorry everyone.

Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 08:43 (eleven years ago) link

Phil Brown on 5Live last night wondering why German's and Italian's don't seem to come and play in the Prem.

"You look at Pirlo and wonder for the life of you why he's not come to England, is he um homophobic...".

I'm not sure that's really the term you were looking for Phil.

pandemic, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 09:45 (eleven years ago) link

well *something* must be wrong with him

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:01 (eleven years ago) link

cos he doesnt need to be shawxed

I blame the prurience (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:02 (eleven years ago) link

do they even have leagues in Germany and Italy?

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:09 (eleven years ago) link

that is pretty amazing

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu7LquvfeQA

dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:16 (eleven years ago) link

P H I L  B R O W N  I S  P H I L  B R O W N

dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:17 (eleven years ago) link

wtf? is that edited, or does he think "homophobic" means afraid of leaving home?

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:24 (eleven years ago) link

xenophobic

dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:24 (eleven years ago) link

Well you know how these Italians love their mamas

Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:32 (eleven years ago) link

We lost to a better team, not a world-class team, an ordinary Italian team; with the exception of Andrea Pirlo I wouldn’t have swapped a single player for any of ours.

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/football/903278-ashley-cole-and-young-not-to-blame-the-team-caused-euro-2012-exit-mark-bright

dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:33 (eleven years ago) link

mark bright is just the most retarded worthless fucking mouth breather

dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:34 (eleven years ago) link

In the immortal words of Slaven Bilic "wake up you fucking cretin".

Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:34 (eleven years ago) link

And your licence fee is paying his wages

Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:35 (eleven years ago) link

the contempt for reason is so extreme it is just

an entire team outplays another team and that is down to the one player who they have already heard of, it's like every player other than pirlo (and balotelli) does not really exist, the rest of the world is just a fungible collection of anonymous foreigns who just randomly coagulate into teams to play england every few years

dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:44 (eleven years ago) link

And, while we're at it, why won't the Scots, Welsh, Norn Irish just get behind the British team

Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:47 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i did figure xenophobic as well. still, INCREDIBLY thick mistake to make, surely the word "homophobic" is ubiquitous now.

bright has a long history of saying dumb shit, he confused ireland and northern ireland last year then made it signifcantly more dumb when he got annoyed with people tweeting complaints at him, in a sort of "what's the difference anyway???! chill out!" way.

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:47 (eleven years ago) link

amazing to try parsing the reptile logic of phil brown

there are better players in other countries >> england has the best league >> why don't they come to england >> they hate england

dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:52 (eleven years ago) link

I thought there was a "west ham reject" in the italian team

Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:55 (eleven years ago) link

The England team is usually full of those too

Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:57 (eleven years ago) link

is it really true that diamanti made more passes in 40 mins than gerrard in 120?

Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:57 (eleven years ago) link

Apparently. Gerrard knacked by having to play in the best league in the world I suppose.

Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:00 (eleven years ago) link

playing "Out There Somewhere" at the moment and it syncs rather nicely with that gif

ENPBGIW (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:02 (eleven years ago) link

idk about mentioning balotelli with pirlo, this is the balotelli that missed 2-3 one on ones and kicked the ball out of the stadium twice.

I blame the prurience (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:37 (eleven years ago) link

i mean he's obviously the world's greatest player it's just y'know when does he ever do anything?

I blame the prurience (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:38 (eleven years ago) link

FOUND OUT

dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:39 (eleven years ago) link

just not found, tbh

I blame the prurience (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:41 (eleven years ago) link

yeah but u think andy carroll isn't waste

dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:42 (eleven years ago) link

Balotelli plays in the Premiership therefore he is obv. Italy's best player. Bit like when Freddie Ljungberg was the obv. the best player in a Swedish team that included Zlatan AND Henrik Larsson.

Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:50 (eleven years ago) link

i think andy carroll's got the makings of a particularly effective centre forward in him.

I blame the prurience (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:51 (eleven years ago) link

1. Half the Italy team plays for Juve, who didn't even make it into the Europa. If most English journo knowledge comes from the CL (unless a team beats Utd in the Europa), it isn't exactly surprising they don't know these guys, even if it is frustrating.

2. With an Italian Chelsea manager and an exotic Italian team (see #1) knocking England out, the Daily Mail and the Sun are going to write soooooooo many shitty false transfer stories about Montilivo or whoever going to Chelsea.

Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:52 (eleven years ago) link


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