The articulate Vice President Joe Biden thread

Wait. Why are we telling someone calling Morbs out on his tedious bullshit to stop?

man a reunited black flag doing "rise above" woulda been sweet at the inauguration

LUGOSI: Tedious, perhaps. Bullshit...?

Alito ref was to how he's still miffed at Dems for voting against him, by the way.

Obama has warned he's walking kind of a middle path. Not as bad as Clinton, it seems.

which is why it's up to us to tell him what we think. and ignore pretty much everything Biden says.

guys, Biden exists as a laff magnet; that way no can laugh at Obama.

it's gone unmentioned, of course, that president obama doesn't hold grudges over biden's remark about him to which this thread oh-so-cleverly alludes. i wonder why morbz doesn't?!?

i'm not exactly a biden fan, either -- but why couldn't we wait till the guy actually does/says something dumb and/or offensive?!?

i think the vp should be daffy, our non-daffy vp's have been menaces. gore had a hint of daffiness about him, so did ghwb i guess. ford's daffiness was an invention, people just wanted to have it back.

spiro agnew was daffy AND menacing, though

Alben Barkley wasn't daffy – he was old.

Isn't JB's problem that he's overly honest? Most of his "gaffes" result from a lack of brain to mouth control. That's sort of different than saying he possibly wouldn't meet with the prime minister of Spain or whatever.

Why can't all of you unbelievable goddamned morons go fuck yourselves to death with a rusty piece of rebar

http://ta-nehisicoates.theatlantic.com/archives/2008/12/open_nfl_thread_3.php

I'm never shocked by trolls. I'm always shocked by the people who take the bait.

Just hit Suggest Ban and walk away. Imbeciles.

cheezit, it's the Permanent Government!

it's everyone's second-favorite politics thread troll!

Just speaking truth to Zero Power koolaid drinkers, babe

yes, that is what you do.

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e2010536ac0706970c-800wi

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/2895/obamazf8.gif

jeez you'd think lj had started this thread or something are yall that bhurt

ITEM: Vice President Joe Biden has a new assignment: overseeing US policy on Iraq

Press Secretary Robert Gibbs confirmed Tuesday that President Obama had asked Biden to begin 'working with General [Raymond] Odierno and Ambassador [Christopher] Hill in working with the Iraqis toward overcoming their political differences and achieving the type of reconciliation that we all understand has yet to fully take place.'

"Couldn't happen to a sicker fuck.

Let's briefly review Joe Biden's take on Iraq.

First, he supported Bush's "enforcement strike," as Biden put it in 2002, talking out of both sides of his ass, authorizing the invasion while worried that, over time, it might not be as successful as he would like. Sort of like John Wayne Gacy being concerned that he might run short of crawl space to stuff bodies into. How embarrassing is that?

Once the killing commenced and all hell broke loose, Biden called for a partition of Iraq, which was already happening under the more common name of ethnic cleansing. As with any viceroy wannabe, Biden had his own concept about how the natives should be arranged, minus their direct input, of course. Again, it was all about "our" needs.

Then Biden, double-talking as usual, criticized the political side of "the surge" while championing its military aspect. So although he was fine with more Iraqi dead, Biden bitched that we were pouring money down the drain, undermining our violence in Afghanistan. "It's killing us," cried Biden on the Today show...."

http://dennisperrin.blogspot.com/2009/07/abu-biden.html

I love the first half of this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afVr0Bf7_Fg

Apparently the Republican troll who assembled this did enough damage to his spelling.

http://i41.tinypic.com/2euiykh.png

:-O!!

Soldier on the left just had a red idea

http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/images/gallery-joebidenshow18.jpg

i gotta say, biden bowing to jon stewart was kinda shrewd & pretty hilarious

thats awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no0e-mkhhbs

how long has it been since Stewart interviewed two cretins as vile as Biden and Lou Dobbs on consecutive nights?

Biden isn't a cretin.

No, he IS a cretin, but most of our veeps have been, and I'll take a cretin over Dick Cheney.

lowered expecretins.

• Joe Biden
• Dick Cheney
• Al Gore
• Dan Quayle
• George H.W. Bush
• Walter Mondale
• Nelson A. Rockefeller
• Gerald Ford

king of the shits?

http://30fps.mocksession.com/2010%20December%2010%2020%2028%2041.jpeg

KIP

reality beat 'the onion' to it

http://photoblog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/08/22/7438702-biden-takes-on-wrestler-practices-archery-in-mongolia

Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr., who also spoke, echoed their sentiments. He acknowledged Mr. Bush as “the man responsible for bringing our country together at a time when it could have been torn apart, for making it clear that America could not be brought to her knees.” He said that Mr. Bush’s leadership “helped us find our way, and for that you deserve our gratitude for a long, long time.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/11/us/11shanksville.html

sonofabitch bastard

wtf. i forgot he even existed and he had to remind me he did with that?

you didn't see Our President standing at the WTC with Bush on Sunday, 4 inches of daylight between them (literalizing their political relationship)?

Joe Biden makes like Peter Sellers.

Vice President Joe Biden used an accent to imitate call service employees during a speech on Thursday.

"How many times you get the call, 'I like to talk to you about your credit card?'" Biden said during an outsourcing speech in New Hampshire, employing the accent while imitating what he referred to as employees of "call centers rushed overseas."

"Or that ad on TV, what is it? 'Nancy, this is Nancy, can I talk to a supervisor?'" Biden said, referring to a Discover ad campaign featuring a heavily-accented man who acts as a credit card company's customer service representative under the name "Peggy."

This isn't Biden's first accent gaffe. As a Delaware senator in 2006, Biden said "you cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent," sparking criticism among his peers in Washington.

was anyone else surprised that Justice Stevens didn't hand Biden his robe and say "I quit" the second the VP oath was done?

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, January 20, 2009

laffed at this

'I like to talk to you about your credit card?' curiously absent from my Twitterfeed. thank God some racist Republican didn't say it.

Amazing thing happening in this photo:
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/120315042725-bts-biden-dead-wrong-00000000-story-top.jpg

Took me a sec.

hahahahahaha

long hair, don't care

Joe Biden is who the Jon Hamm character on 30 Rock grows up into.