The articulate Vice President Joe Biden thread

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jeez you'd think lj had started this thread or something are yall that bhurt

ITEM: Vice President Joe Biden has a new assignment: overseeing US policy on Iraq

Press Secretary Robert Gibbs confirmed Tuesday that President Obama had asked Biden to begin 'working with General [Raymond] Odierno and Ambassador [Christopher] Hill in working with the Iraqis toward overcoming their political differences and achieving the type of reconciliation that we all understand has yet to fully take place.'

"Couldn't happen to a sicker fuck.

Let's briefly review Joe Biden's take on Iraq.

First, he supported Bush's "enforcement strike," as Biden put it in 2002, talking out of both sides of his ass, authorizing the invasion while worried that, over time, it might not be as successful as he would like. Sort of like John Wayne Gacy being concerned that he might run short of crawl space to stuff bodies into. How embarrassing is that?

Once the killing commenced and all hell broke loose, Biden called for a partition of Iraq, which was already happening under the more common name of ethnic cleansing. As with any viceroy wannabe, Biden had his own concept about how the natives should be arranged, minus their direct input, of course. Again, it was all about "our" needs.

Then Biden, double-talking as usual, criticized the political side of "the surge" while championing its military aspect. So although he was fine with more Iraqi dead, Biden bitched that we were pouring money down the drain, undermining our violence in Afghanistan. "It's killing us," cried Biden on the Today show...."

http://dennisperrin.blogspot.com/2009/07/abu-biden.html

I love the first half of this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afVr0Bf7_Fg

Apparently the Republican troll who assembled this did enough damage to his spelling.

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:-O!!

Soldier on the left just had a red idea

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i gotta say, biden bowing to jon stewart was kinda shrewd & pretty hilarious

thats awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no0e-mkhhbs

how long has it been since Stewart interviewed two cretins as vile as Biden and Lou Dobbs on consecutive nights?

Biden isn't a cretin.

No, he IS a cretin, but most of our veeps have been, and I'll take a cretin over Dick Cheney.

lowered expecretins.

• Joe Biden
• Dick Cheney
• Al Gore
• Dan Quayle
• George H.W. Bush
• Walter Mondale
• Nelson A. Rockefeller
• Gerald Ford

king of the shits?

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KIP

reality beat 'the onion' to it

http://photoblog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/08/22/7438702-biden-takes-on-wrestler-practices-archery-in-mongolia

Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr., who also spoke, echoed their sentiments. He acknowledged Mr. Bush as “the man responsible for bringing our country together at a time when it could have been torn apart, for making it clear that America could not be brought to her knees.” He said that Mr. Bush’s leadership “helped us find our way, and for that you deserve our gratitude for a long, long time.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/11/us/11shanksville.html

sonofabitch bastard

wtf. i forgot he even existed and he had to remind me he did with that?

you didn't see Our President standing at the WTC with Bush on Sunday, 4 inches of daylight between them (literalizing their political relationship)?

Joe Biden makes like Peter Sellers.

Vice President Joe Biden used an accent to imitate call service employees during a speech on Thursday.

"How many times you get the call, 'I like to talk to you about your credit card?'" Biden said during an outsourcing speech in New Hampshire, employing the accent while imitating what he referred to as employees of "call centers rushed overseas."

"Or that ad on TV, what is it? 'Nancy, this is Nancy, can I talk to a supervisor?'" Biden said, referring to a Discover ad campaign featuring a heavily-accented man who acts as a credit card company's customer service representative under the name "Peggy."

This isn't Biden's first accent gaffe. As a Delaware senator in 2006, Biden said "you cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent," sparking criticism among his peers in Washington.

was anyone else surprised that Justice Stevens didn't hand Biden his robe and say "I quit" the second the VP oath was done?

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, January 20, 2009

laffed at this

'I like to talk to you about your credit card?' curiously absent from my Twitterfeed. thank God some racist Republican didn't say it.

Amazing thing happening in this photo:
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Took me a sec.

hahahahahaha

long hair, don't care

uh

Before his death, Osama bin Laden boldly commanded his network to organize special cells in Afghanistan and Pakistan to attack the aircraft of President Obama and Gen. David H. Petraeus.

“The reason for concentrating on them,” the al-Qaeda leader explained to his top lieutenant, “is that Obama is the head of infidelity and killing him automatically will make [Vice President] Biden take over the presidency. . . . Biden is totally unprepared for that post, which will lead the U.S. into a crisis. As for Petraeus, he is the man of the hour . . . and killing him would alter the war’s path” in Afghanistan.

pfft, whatever Osama. You thought the towers were going to topple over too, like dominoes.

I like to think of Biden as the Chewie of the Obama administration.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwZ6UfXm410

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aww dammit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwZ6UfXm410

yeah wow. such a great, generous speech.

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reading through Richard Ben Cramer's endless What It Takes, I think the best parts are of Joe, in the middle of a desultory prez campaign in '87, suddenly remembers he's head of the Judiciary Committee and starts to pore through constitutional law for the sake of parrying Borkborkbork.

The circle is complete

http://jalopnik.com/5977200/real-joe-biden-calls-out-fake-joe-biden-over-corvette-v-trans+am-love

http://www.theonion.com/video/obama-issues-presidential-pardon-to-get-biden-out,31560/

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