why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR_F81FUVO9pm9KTBeV9GtUQeLo9PT8WcWCOdKGdcptJbQrM1kz

http://www.wopp.biz/images/7ad9802dd49a0cdf707cab0d4937e788.jpg

turangalilia just posted one of my fave pictures. rad olde tyme girlz. luv.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/168887_10151946806605647_218314458_n.jpg

stuff like that. his pictures make me happier during the day. what more could you ask for in a facebook friend?

DM Turangalila for his real name I guess? Worth it

the ones i am hating the most these days on FB: mitt romney wants to cut this and this and this from the federal budget. DID YOU KNOW THAT HE IS REALLY RICH??????

zzzzzzzzzzzz.

actually if someone wants to quote that with a picture of a moose i would be all for it.

Or friend me and Scott and then pick him out of the lineup of shared friends.

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I keep getting that "let's make drug tests mandatory for anyone who wants welfare!! Because we work and pay taxes and THEY ARE USING MY HARD EARNED TAX MONEY TO BUY DRUGS RAAAWR REPOST THIS"

scott I started looking at yr friends list to try to guess who turangalila is and then I kinda creeped myself out so I stopped

The Case of the ILXOR with Excellent Taste

i live in a facebook world where those people don't exist. maria has high school people on her facebook like that and i always ask her why why why??? but she likes fighting with them apparently.

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ha!

just send me a message doofus and i'll tell you who it is. he wouldn't mind. i don't think. he can always ignore you if you've had some sort of battlestar galactica fite in the past or something.

or whatever people fite about here.

oh wait i can do the suggest a friend thing! right? now if i can only remember what your last name is...

i have two michael whites on my facebook and they are officially one person now. i don't even try to remember which is which.

dude I'm the only edward you know

I try to keep my ilx fb friends at around 10% of total friends, my raggettometer indicates I have a few openings

okay i did the suggest a friend thing edward.

thx man

gonna go catch stendhal syndrome from turangalila's wall brb

pictures of broken pretzels she found that look like crosses. god, the worst.

you missed the ten thousand hours of her posting pictures of whole, unallusive pretzels, this is the apex of her craft

i get ones like this a lot:

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/425552_254046144710985_1686028769_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/541501_363714820363248_1760869784_n.jpg

mostly from a few people. eh, i find them mildly annoying, but don't really care enough. at least there's no jesus shit or right-wingers in my feed.

http://www.jesusdiditall.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/pretzel-trinity.jpg

googled Gordon Duff, led to http://www.veteranstoday.com/author/gordonduff/

spooks me a bit when insane NWO/Zionist/conspiracy sites look normal and don't have obvious signifiers of insanity

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/c48.0.403.403/p403x403/599932_4342574605294_2103264359_n.jpg

JEBUS PRETZEL

Our Father
Who art in snak-paks
Hallowed be thy crunch

Chocolate covered pretzels: SATAN DEFEATS JEBUS

lol djp

Thy salty yum
Thy will be done
Up with cheese or with chocolate
Give us this day our side of mustard
And forgive us our beerfarts
As we forgive those who beerfart near us
And lead us not into the bathroom
But deliver us from hurling
For thy can be firm
Or chewy
Or whatever
However we like it
Amen

(plz post that on a Hitler GIF)

haaa

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/MercyfulCreedence.jpg

Oh, wow, thanks for all the love, you guys! <3 You just made my day!

And Edward, I added you myself, through Scott's suggestion. Not creepy at all. :)

I get the feeling that a lot of these are created by people who feel like they're missing out from PostSecret, but don't have anything to say.

(would also love to see Turangalila's wall too, but FB is saying that messages isn't available right now)

who are the ppl in that 'rad olde tyme girlz' pic, that is awesome.

my god i've hidden so many ppl at this point.

ya i hide people w/o a second thought

big into timeline curation over here

basically everything that comes up in my feed at this point are liberal-ish pubs and local bars/museums/community associations etc.

and cats that look like Ron Swanson.

I hear you there. Then if you're wondering what someone is up to, you check on them. If not, no worries and no pictures of rainbows and platitudes

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/403847_10100498160988365_493824486_n.jpg

o god ive seen that one a few times now

feel like there is something deeply insidious about 'inspirational' cultural artifacts

I got a lotta FEELINGS about this tbh because I used to work with people who now post a lot of inspirational stuff to their Facebook. They're still at the job I left 9 years ago. I know what that job pays, and I know there hasn't been a raise since I left unless it's a state-mandated cost of living raise. So while the aesthete/would-be intellectual in me objects strenuously to some of this shit and thinks, y'know, there's SO MUCH MORE to be gained by really getting your hands dirty thinking about the stuff that you're sort of settling for the skimmings of here, I think people sharing & posting these has multiple faces, and one of them is like the 5 O'Clock Funnies, which was something on KLOS in Los Angeles way back when. I'd finish up my workday, which sucked & which I sucked at, and get in the car. The traffic would suck. And KLOS would play 5 minutes of some dumb ass comedy routine, and it would really improve my mood, because there was lots to dislike about my life at the time. I know everybody's got crushing jobs but the tiresome Bible camp counselor in me wants to say "these people could be posting this stuff to say 'here's an oar I grabbed ahold of instead of just reaching for the vodka.'"

http://jpegy.com/images/uploads/2012/06/female-role-models-pop-culture-vs-geek-culture.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Qptd1.jpg

http://skepticfreethought.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/qxxH0.jpg