why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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uh oh

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha

hot sauce delivery device (mh), Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/3064_493128924049899_417114788_n.jpg

i just realized, this could basically be called the "friends who repost george takei" thread

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

fuckin george takei ruins my facebook feed

max, Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

i still like it when he says, "ohhh myyyyy!"

p.j.b. (pj), Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

otm
xp

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link

i feel bad for people for being entry level at the internet when they share his stuff, then shortly after i feel bad for myself for being expert at the Internet

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

i posted about this on 77 but i have a good friend who every day is reposting stuff from "Sarcasm: because beating the hell out of people is illegal" and "I don't need anger management, I just need you to shut up" and similar such groups

he's a great guy otherwise but oy vey

radical ferry (donna rouge), Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

guys facebook-is-toast fyi

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

omg s1ocki, you just killed me with the geek culture jpgs, I am dead

I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

george takei's image sharing is the bane of my existence

hot sauce delivery device (mh), Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

lol djp

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

"rebekah joy platt"

(REAL NAME) (m coleman), Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

lol rjp

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

In general a lot of these "hilarious" memes would be funnier with an element or two removed

frogbs, Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

like the image

hot sauce delivery device (mh), Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

and the text

hot sauce delivery device (mh), Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

the meme

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

xp: and the barium

I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

http://i45.tinypic.com/3309vlt.jpg

late for the show, but I dug the idea of Image: dictator, Quote: audrey hepburn vibe that was going on upthread

Cunga, Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.hqhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Human-race-justin.jpg

this image is pretty funny without the "they fucked up guy" (and not because lol Justin Bieber, it's just a funny image)

frogbs, Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.hqhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Human-race-justin.jpg

yeah...that

frogbs, Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

thanks, hqhumor

frogbs, Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

so funny

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

“Living is like tearing through a museum. Not until later do you really start absorbing what you saw, thinking about it, looking it up in a book, and remembering - because you can't take it in all at once.”

http://i47.tinypic.com/2vm7l9h.jpg

Cunga, Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link

Also, just saw the Ira Glass one pop up but now it's not attributed to him and it's a different font creation

Cunga, Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

lol at slocki's addition

Cunga, Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

guys facebook-is-toast fyi

this message just celebrated its fourth birthday, it's getting very cute

perry en concrète (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

getting-very-cute

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

picture implies cleavage, but does not show it

~intellectual~

hot sauce delivery device (mh), Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

people who complain abt how everyone is dumb are maybe the worst

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

(too informed to vote republican)

one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

we can no longer tolerate liberal bashing! be nice everyone!

one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

shut up you meanies!!!

one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

I complain that everyone is dumb and I'm totally awesome

Right...? Guys? I'm awesome, aren't I?

I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link

aloh

max, Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link

this is just waiting for a quote:

http://i46.tinypic.com/oa67ab.jpg

Cunga, Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

As a fictional character, I believe I'm my creator's finest achievement. He's now come around to the same view, though he took some persuading. Once - it happened in one of those fully-automated Formule 1 hotels in France, not long after my first post here on ILX - we stayed up all night, delirious with exhilaration, and I learned about the years of trial and error, self-doubt and manic, stubborn self-belief that preceded my creation.

Fidgeting nervously with the TV remote, my creator told me about all the failed Grampsies he'd cast aside like dummies, dybbuks or golems because they lacked the spark of life, the strength of character, the consistency of tone that I possess. "They're all in you, Grampsy," he said, fixing me with eyes that burned unsettlingly through bushy brows, like lasers at a Nietzschean discotheque. "They're the hidden skins of the onion. My perfect, perfect onion."

We made love for the first time that night - fiercely, passionately - and, afterwards, as we lay back smoking, the fumes of our Gitanes seemed to make the shape of two interlocking flamenco dancers up near the TV wall-mount bracket. As the stars swirled in the Provençal sky like the punctae in a child's join-the-dots diagram of eternity, my creator sang softly: "This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you".

"Vincent," he explained, his eyes limpid with tears of joy. "Don McLean."

Grampsy, Friday, 13 July 2012 00:03 (eleven years ago) link

dummies, dybbuks or golems

not to nitpick, but one of these things does not belong

Mordy, Friday, 13 July 2012 00:08 (eleven years ago) link

i feel bad for people for being entry level at the internet when they share his stuff, then shortly after i feel bad for myself for being expert at the Internet

haha so otm

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 13 July 2012 00:19 (eleven years ago) link

dummies, dybbuks or golems

not to nitpick, but one of these things does not belong

― Mordy, Thursday, July 12, 2012 8:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, 'golems' aren't possessed of human souls. smh

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Friday, 13 July 2012 01:46 (eleven years ago) link

i was gonna say dybbuks aren't made by man

but then i realized also it could've meant that 2 of the 3 were jewish. lots of good answers!

Mordy, Friday, 13 July 2012 01:52 (eleven years ago) link

haha i was just playin

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Friday, 13 July 2012 01:57 (eleven years ago) link

lost my shit at hitler, recovered only in time to lose it at aero's satan worship, then again at satan moose

i read like cookie monster eats (darraghmac), Friday, 13 July 2012 02:07 (eleven years ago) link

there are an awful lot of them attached to pictures of john lennon, quotes which he may or may not have actually said.

like I think he said this one:

http://theclothspring.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/john-lennon-quote-happy.jpg

but there's another one I keep seeing that is a misattribution. can't remember what it is though.

akm, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

i think its the one where he talks about wiping out the jews?

scott seward, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:46 (eleven years ago) link


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