why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

dummies, dybbuks or golems

not to nitpick, but one of these things does not belong

― Mordy, Thursday, July 12, 2012 8:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, 'golems' aren't possessed of human souls. smh

i was gonna say dybbuks aren't made by man

but then i realized also it could've meant that 2 of the 3 were jewish. lots of good answers!

haha i was just playin

lost my shit at hitler, recovered only in time to lose it at aero's satan worship, then again at satan moose

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCpSV_9b66qGmjdHDA_fgcgr9x6mNQVXKkFjqSnGhIbqKubXCl3yf1Lr5yEQ

there are an awful lot of them attached to pictures of john lennon, quotes which he may or may not have actually said.

like I think he said this one:

http://theclothspring.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/john-lennon-quote-happy.jpg

but there's another one I keep seeing that is a misattribution. can't remember what it is though.

i think its the one where he talks about wiping out the jews?

"most guys have little peepees peeking out of their flies. i have a snake." - john lenon

http://ianchadwick.com/blog/not-a-john-lennon-quote-just-another-bad-meme/

also all of these

http://quoteinvestigator.com/2010/06/11/time-you-enjoy/

I have one whole side of my family that constantly posts the crap about drug testing and welfare. in case anyone was wondering whether people still believe in Reagan's 'welfare queen', the answer is yes, and they are all related to me and live in New Mexico

http://i.imgur.com/ueMTb.gif

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/293712_4342230634801_1728867320_n.jpg

why is everyone so mad @ bieber idgii

http://static02.mediaite.com/geekosystem/uploads/2011/03/50-cent-roosevelt.jpeg

I would go see a 50 Cent show that was nothing but him whining about being shot, like "why did they shoot me??? it really hurt!"

xp ikr, are they saying he has til he's 35 to write 600 songs or are they mocking him for not writing an opera yet or w?

I would go see a 50 Cent show that was nothing but him whining about being shot, like "why did they shoot me??? it really hurt!"

― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Thursday, July 12, 2012 9:24 PM (8 minutes ago)

hahahaha otm

so crazy that justin bieber got famous when mozart wrote an opera three years younger than him and nobody's ever heard of him :(

is that roosevelt / 50 one real? because it's kind of good

these are pretty clearly not actually made or endorsed by the smithsonian, if that's what you're asking

http://www.geekosystem.com/historically-hardcore-smithsonian-ads/

My dad once said about how Mozart wrote his first opera at the age of 12. "How does it go?" I asked..

Genghis Khan got with so many chicks there's a .5% chance you're related to him

Lol rape

Pinterest is the motherlode for this stuff. http://pinterest.com/search/?q=words+to+live+by

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCpSV_9b66qGmjdHDA_fgcgr9x6mNQVXKkFjqSnGhIbqKubXCl3yf1Lr5yEQ

Drake continuing to be a gigantic goofnugget who makes no sense.

http://media-cache-ec2.pinterest.com/upload/258394097340428043_DNaYMxh0_f.jpg

one of the most interesting parts of this is the "insufferable phrasings of personal truths" tbh

I finally had to throw up my hands and do a giant AUGGGGGGGGGH when my sister started in with the macros, because it was a passive-aggressive 'let it go' one that made her look like she was in a marriage crisis. I can hide her/others' horrible downmarket FB gaming easily enough, which is a blessing. Otherwise out of nearly 600 FB friends I can honestly say only about 10 of them post cheesy macro affirmations.

my fave facebook picture of the day

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/561036_10151079018295600_1562266983_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/578915_481923485154217_1281563413_n.jpg

But how can I be careful AND tell my problems?

The "tell your problems too" is making me cringe.

be careful who you trust, and tell your problems too!

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/558201_10100948524990259_614472044_n.jpg

Verb. Verb. Verb.

where's des'ree when you need her?

After saying that people I know never post this stuff, I was proven wrong. I forgot about a small group related to one friend who I met at his party.

the design of that last one makes it looks like it was carved into a jail cell wall

written in feces on a murder victim's chest

Letter press printed in your own blood on velum made from human skin

this is making me kinda sad about Trainspotting

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/23374555.jpg

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, July 12, 2012 4:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fucking dying

The John Lennon one about "When I was five years old my mother always told me that happiness is the key to life etc" is such bullshit. It's a totally invented quote but even taken at face value would have a much darker interpretation if put in proper context. When he was 5 years old he was probably going through the most harrowing year of his whole life. He was removed from his mother's care by Social Services, forced to choose between his dad (who tried and failed to abduct him) and his mum (whose boyfriend, a violent drunk, wanted rid of him) then ended up with neither.

http://i.imgur.com/ncfWQ.jpg

Pinterest is the motherlode for this stuff. http://pinterest.com/search/?q=words+to+live+by

https://twitter.com/PinterestFake

I feel like you could tie those Smithsonian ads together, like "And THIS guy made two hit records by the age of 24, got shot, died, and then made eighteen more records. RIP BIGGIE"

I wonder what these macros have done to and for the people who made inspirational chain emails. Did all those people have to learn to photoshop a bit?

Judging from the number of inspirational chain emails I still receive from coworkers and family, nothing.

I made one:

http://i47.tinypic.com/169gmqd.jpg

ex+

so good